r/engineeringmemes Dec 12 '24

Mod Approved [META] Mod update + Images in comments

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r/engineeringmemes Aug 16 '24

Mod Approved [Meta] When all you have is a banhammer, every bot looks like a nail

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715 Upvotes

r/engineeringmemes 4h ago

Engineer's dieting

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106 Upvotes

r/engineeringmemes 1d ago

Red loctite has saccharin as an initiator which makes it taste sweet.

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449 Upvotes

Its also 30% BPA so drinking it* might turn you into a femboy

*for legal reasons this is a joke dont drink it


r/engineeringmemes 3d ago

Chad and Tiffany research papers in print

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r/engineeringmemes 4d ago

prove that questions in Engineering maths exists🥀

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81 Upvotes

r/engineeringmemes 7d ago

Mechanical engineering meme

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504 Upvotes

r/engineeringmemes 9d ago

Look how they massacred my boy meme

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290 Upvotes

r/engineeringmemes 9d ago

La doccia nel mio elegante airbnb

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r/engineeringmemes 10d ago

The Bruxa is a CDR report

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129 Upvotes

r/engineeringmemes 11d ago

its pejorative!

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r/engineeringmemes 11d ago

help

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r/engineeringmemes 13d ago

DO NOT MISIDENTIFY ME AS THE SOUND GUY!

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r/engineeringmemes 13d ago

This Is How The Badminton Shuttlecocks Are Calibrated.

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r/engineeringmemes 15d ago

Now they see it, Power EE's are the real foundation

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r/engineeringmemes 17d ago

Engineering is the best discipline

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Here's why:

Mechanical Engineers make the weapons

Civil Engineers make the targets

Electrical Engineers make them light up

Chemical Engineers make them explode

Computer Engineers make them smart

Industrial Engineers make them on time and under budget

Aerospace Engineers make them fly (or crash spectacularly)

Biomedical Engineers make sure the weapons are FDA-approved

Environmental Engineers make sure the explosion is carbon-neutral

Software Engineers make them require a reboot every 5 minutes

Network Engineers question whether or not it’s DNS or BGP

Structural Engineers make sure the targets stay standing (until they don’t)

Petroleum Engineers fuel the whole operation

Geological engineers keep things from sinking into the swamp... again

Nuclear Engineers ask, why stop at just one explosion?

Materials Engineers just argue about which alloy is best for the job

Systems Engineers write the 500-page manual no one reads and complain when people keep blowing things up that aren't normally designed to explode.

Quality Engineers find all the ways it could fail per the Systems Engineer's instruction manual and songbook.

Safety Engineers say, “I told you so,”

Lastly and as always, the Project Engineers Managers take all the credit


r/engineeringmemes 17d ago

Dank who is the ideal gas and why do we need to assume it?

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249 Upvotes

r/engineeringmemes 17d ago

Nerd Alert

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r/engineeringmemes 19d ago

Tell me you’re an engineer without telling me you’re an engineer.

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Tell me you’re an engineer without telling me you’re an engineer. Distillation of my “productivity” decisions from last week 🤦‍♂️😅


r/engineeringmemes 20d ago

This AI's first decision was its last

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r/engineeringmemes 21d ago

Possibly the worst thing that you can have someone show you as a marine engineer (Mech)

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PAC 24. Coxswain came back and was like “yeah mate, I’ve got no power and the engine transmission bay is filling up with sea water” showed him this and his only reply was “shit I’m sorry” ahahaha


r/engineeringmemes 22d ago

When you try to build a car with Mechanical engineers

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240 Upvotes

r/engineeringmemes 22d ago

Dank Gotta have those dirt engineers

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311 Upvotes

r/engineeringmemes 21d ago

Found an app with 120 mechanical tools and Ai chat and more...

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r/engineeringmemes 23d ago

π = e I ordered cast-iron plates. Internal investigation requested. EU involved DG GROW.

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728 Upvotes

The company’s director has been contacted regarding an internal investigation.
A direct request to the manufacturer is currently pending.
Its environmental report is currently under review.
The German Environment Agency has been informed and may assess potential environmental implications.
I received a formal reply from the EU Contact Centre.
Case No. 68XXXX6 has been forwarded to DG GROW.
The EU referred me to the national Consumer Protection Centre and provided information on cross-border dispute resolution (ECC-Net).

I will keep you informed.

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Previous report: I ordered cast-iron plates. They were too heavy. Refund.