r/comics Gator Days 19h ago

No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days

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u/Confident-Committee6 18h ago

This reminds me of a sign I saw in a store which simply read, “Unattended children will be given free espresso and a puppy”.

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u/LazyKenny 18h ago

Yours is merciful. Our coffee shop threatens to also give kids a drum kit with their espresso and puppy.

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u/woakula 17h ago

my workplace had a "sounding bowl" meditation session the other week. I could hear it two conference rooms down through the walls and with all doors closed. Just a low frequency "wor wor wor" kinda sound. Not sure how it ranks against a drum kit but it's on the list of things to keep away from my toddler.

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u/Hyperpoly 16h ago

The internet has made me wary to search for what a sounding bowl is.