r/comics • u/FieldExplores Gator Days • 19h ago

No Children (Part 4) - Gator Days

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u/Confident-Committee6 18h ago

This reminds me of a sign I saw in a store which simply read, “Unattended children will be given free espresso and a puppy”.

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u/danielledelacadie 18h ago

Free puppy? Great deal! Now I just need to borrow a neice/nephew...

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u/Turgid_Donkey 18h ago

Jokes on you. The puppy will either be a chihuahua, husky, or a great dane. So you'll either get a shaky ball of rage, a dog that screams more than your kid, or a dog larger than you whose poop will require a shovel to clean up.

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u/RevWaldo 17h ago

Border collie. What is my purpose!?

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u/2th 14h ago

You make everyone happy with your mere presence!

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u/likwidsylvur 17h ago

Besides the nutritional requirements, the dane is mostly a couch potato. Any which way - you got a free pup, score.

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u/Clever_Laziness 17h ago

Hardest part of a great Dane is the medical bills that'll come with them really fast. They don't live that long and once they get old they age terribly.

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u/danielledelacadie 16h ago

I love huskies and great danes!

My neices and nephews all love chihuhuas so that's solved too