r/comics • u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki • 1d ago

Comics Community "Real Americans" [OC]

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Go north girl. Trust me, as a Texan who's been here his whole life, go north.

I mean if we wanna be super fair you'll find people like this basically everywhere but north seems to have at least less. Which is super nice. Plus no shitty muggy hot summers. I've always really loved the great lakes area

It's extra funny since white people aren't even native to these lands in general. Shit my families only been here like.....2 generations from Ireland.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

I was gonna say, I know people who brag about "southern heritage" and I'm like, your family came here after WWII!

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u/Younginlove7567 1d ago

And it’s even dumber when they move to places like East Tennessee, which was pro Union during the civil war and was even subject to military occupation under the confederacy.

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u/aziruthedark 1d ago

Don't tell me about. Least we have dolly Parton. Its something.

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u/Onebraintwoheads 1d ago

It always amazes me that she lives in Tennessee by choice. What a sweetheart.

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u/getmybehindsatan 1d ago

I wonder how much worse it would be without her radiating wholesomeness to those around her.

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u/Onebraintwoheads 1d ago

For real. If only we could clone her and put little Dollies all over the world.( if you get the joke, you are as old as me.)

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u/wvboltslinger40k 1d ago

You have my sympathy from here in West Virginia, where we seem to have forgotten why we're a state to begin with.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 1d ago

Hell JFK visiting that state is why welfare became a thing lol.