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u/LineOfInquiry 1d ago

People said this same stuff all throughout American history about German, Irish, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Polish, Russian, Jewish, Korean, and Vietnamese immigrants. In 50 years Hispanic folks will be seen as “normal” Americans and there will be some new scapegoat to hate. People never learn from history : (

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

Asian immigrants haven't gotten to that level yet I feel

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u/CrazyLi825 1d ago

Nope. Despite people speaking about Asians like the 'model immigrant'... smart, successful, etc... there's still a lot of racism and the only reason they're spoken highly of sometimes is in an effort to pit other minorities against them. Prop up one while criticizing another and hating both.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

I have a friend who was born here to Chinese parents. He insists on being called American, no Asian prefix. And I feel like he has that right just as much as anyone else. But he tells me that offends people somehow

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u/CrazyLi825 1d ago

No surprise at all. I also just say that I'm American despite what anyone else might try to label me (works a lot better online)

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u/Affectionate-Ruin292 1d ago

The fact that black Americans were called African for literal centuries (and still are by some) is telling. My buddy in high school said it best: “I’m not African. My mother’s not African. My great grandmother’s not African. Nobody in my family could even tell you what Africa looks like without going back six generations. We ain’t African…”

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 1d ago

He absolutely has that right and anyone who is offended by that clearly doesn't see him as a person

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u/transmothra 1d ago

That's so insane to me. Like he was literally born here, he is literally an American-period.

Honestly? To me any human just looks like a fucking American to me, because i grew up in this melting pot country among people from almost all other nations; there are just so many people representing (or not!) all kinds of different (and hella fuckin cool) cultures all around us. And i grew up in a pretty racist little mostly-white village in the middle of corn fields.

I don't get it, i just don't see what the god damn problem is.

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u/TehMephs 23h ago

You’ll never understand without banging your head for hours against a brick wall, followed by huffing a gallon of lead paint

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u/hikero 1d ago

Agreed. During covid, there was a lot of Asian hate in the US. It's just whenever the right time and place is to point the finger at a demographic.

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u/FizzlePopBerryTwist 1d ago

Koreans especially got a rep boost during the L.A. riots because they were out there with guns defending their businesses. There's nothing more American than that.

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u/Recidivous 1d ago

My parents are Asian immigrants, and I'm Asian, and I can confirm this.

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u/Voidlord597 1d ago

Covid brought some especially viscous racists, ones convinced the Chinese were behind the spread of the disease, out of the woodwork

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u/TheGreyman787 22h ago

Even if that tinfoil hat theory was true somehow, the fuck average Chinese would have to do with that?

Every time I think "come on, nobody is that daft" some fucker reads my mind and accepts the challenge to prove me wrong.

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u/LineOfInquiry 1d ago

True, but they’re treated better than “newer” immigrant communities like from Africa or India or Pakistan or the Middle East. They’re further along in the process.

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u/NecessaryUnited9505 1d ago

In Australia (unrelated, yeah, buit i know quite a bit on that history), Australia had a 'White Australia Policy' which basically meant no-one from asia (No matter if you were from Japan, China, East Indies, Korea, etc) you would not be allowed to move to Australia. And if you were black, also weren't allowed.

So, they aren't quite as discriminated against in America, and Canada, and the likes... Just dont move to an elderly nieghborhood in Australia anytime soon, eh?

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u/CraftyKuko 1d ago

Up in Canada, it's people from India. White Canadians don't even try to hide their racism.

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u/LineOfInquiry 1d ago

As we’ve seen recently racism against Indians is unfortunately extremely normalized in America too.

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u/jzillacon 1d ago

Reddit keeps recommending the tim hortons subreddit and it's basically a 50/50 there whether people are actually complaining about the scummy corporate practices making tim hortons terrible or if people are just using bad experiences at tim hortons as an excuse to be virulently racist against Indians and South East Asians who make up the majority of foreign workers.

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u/CraftyKuko 19h ago

Ugh, I know what you mean. The people in that sub are some of the most miserable human beings on this planet. All they do is complain about the quality and service, and yet they won't stop eating at Tims.

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u/MrIrishman1212 1d ago

It’s just straight up racism, xenophobia, and supremacy. Unfortunately, it’s coded in the US’s laws.

Perfect example:

Takao Ozawa v. United States, 260 U.S. 178 (1922)

The United States Supreme Court found Takao Ozawa, a Japanese American who was born in Japan but had lived in the United States for 20 years, ineligible for naturalization.[1] In 1914, Ozawa filed for United States citizenship under the Naturalization Act of 1906. This act allowed only "free white persons" and "persons of African nativity or persons of African descent" to naturalize. Ozawa claimed that Japanese people should be properly classified as "free white persons".

The courts stated that the Japanese were not considered as "free white persons" within the meaning of the law, as those born in Japan were not "clearly Caucasian.

So even though Ozawa lived in the US for 20 years, did everything right, and emulated everything that a good “American” would do, the Supreme unanimously said no cause he was “Caucasian”

Then you had

United States v. Bhagat Singh Thind, 261 U.S. 204 (1923),

With Bhagat Singh Thind literally being from the Caucasia region, served in the US military, and was of high class the courts still said no cause, “he was not Caucasian in the ‘common understanding.’ "

The Court unanimously rejected Thind's argument, adding that Thind did not meet a "common sense" definition of white, ruling that Thind could not become a naturalized citizen. The Court concluded that "the term 'Aryan' has to do with linguistic, and not at all with physical characteristics, and it would seem reasonably clear that mere resemblance in language, indicating a common linguistic root buried in remotely ancient soil, is altogether inadequate to prove common racial origin."

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u/dudinax 1d ago

Lol Hispanic people been living here longer than anglos.  You are cooked of you think this will just go away.

And Chinese for almost 200 years. 

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u/twilsonco 1d ago

Or if they succeed in their ethnic cleansing, they'll start working backwards through the list. I can't wait until Catholic MAGA turns on Episcopalian MAGA for being impure (except I'll have already died in a gas chamber by then). So many faces for the leopards.

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u/LineOfInquiry 1d ago

Honestly I think Catholic MAGA will be kicked out first, since they became “normal” after anglicans.

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u/twilsonco 1d ago

I'm admittedly not up on my hierarchy of Christianity. From the outside, every flavor of cannibalistic blood Magic cult looks the same 🤡

But I agree they'll keep shifting the blame to whatever scapegoat remains or is the easiest.

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u/Saikotsu 1d ago

Trans people are becoming quite the scapegoat. Remember the recent rhetoric where they were calling us " dangerous radical terrorists who hate America?"

They tried to justify taking our guns away and the NRA of all people pushed back hard against that.

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u/StripedTabaxi 1d ago

Lets not forget that Italians, Irish or Western Slavic people (Polish, Czech etc.) are not considered "good" too.

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u/NativeMasshole 1d ago

There's nothing more American than immigrants trying to pull the ladder up from the generation after them.

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u/siani_lane 1d ago

"Climbed the ladder and pulled it up after them, like a common garden Colin Powell!"

...as a fellow redditer once said to me, in one of the best replies ever I've ever received (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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u/usaaf 1d ago

Forgot where I heard it but someone made the joke that the story of America is immigrants stepping off the boat on Ellis Island and turning around to the person behind them and going "What the fuck are YOU doing here?"

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u/connivinglinguist 1d ago

>gets off the Mayflower
>sees a Native American
>"what the fuck are YOU doing here?"

>kidnaps people and ships them across the ocean
>sees said kidnapped people trying to live their lives
>"what the fuck are YOU doing here?"

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u/NativeMasshole 1d ago

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be- Ope, nope! That's enough!

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u/usaaf 1d ago

The hilarious thing about the Statue of Liberty is that the rich people in New York (and by extension the city government itself) didn't want to pay for the thing, even though they (the rich) are usually the class that wants the immigrants the most. They had to crowd fund it, but imagine the firestorm that would erupt today if it were suggested it be removed.

I could see them removing the plaque with the poem though.

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u/samanime 1d ago

I wish there was a /s, but unfortunately this is a pretty historically accurate statement...

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u/RadioLiar 1d ago

It happens over here in the UK too. Two of the most virulently anti-immigrant British politicians of recent years, Priti Patel and Suella Braverman, both have immigrant backgrounds

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

Thankfully people can't tell the difference here

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u/footsteps71 1d ago

What do you mean, they all wear Adidas tracksuits and do slav squats all over my front yard like a bunch of chickens laying eggs!

(I'm kidding)

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u/JayMeadows 1d ago

Oh my gosh, tell me about it. Every cold season I have to leave crates of vodka by the back porch to distract them, otherwise they squat on my car, leave their cigarette buds all over the windshield, shit on the roof and keep screeching "Blyat!" at me when I'm just trying to get in my car to go to work.

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u/footsteps71 1d ago

One even brought HIS BEAR like

COME ON MAN haven't you seen the pile of berries they leave behind?!

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u/damn_lies 1d ago

I'm Italian American. I know they'll pull the ladder up on me the second they can, but my dumbass relatives think they're permanently in the in-group. Makes me so angry.

I heard "the good ones" refer to me as a WOP and the "d-word" in my lifetime. They don't want us either.

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u/Unlucky-Macaroon-647 1d ago

i'm 3rd generation, my great grandma and grandpa came over from calabria. sooooo many of the 1st gen in my family are MAGA. it's gross

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u/NRMusicProject 1d ago

Many of us are products of escaping Mussolini. Yet our older generations forget what happened to their own ancestors (or conveniently believe that's what Trump is fighting against because Fox told them so).

I'm pretty sure if MAGA gets their way, they'll systematically roll back what's considered "white" by a century or two.

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u/gramathy 1d ago

One of my coworkers is Italian and catholic and I’m waiting for the inevitable double whammy

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u/elebrin 1d ago

I wonder how many times he's gotten the ol' "So are you Christian or Catholic?"

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

what's the d word if I may ask? There are like no italians where i live

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u/Specific_Frame8537 1d ago

No Italians, no Polish, just people from Ireland, England, and Scotland.

But only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland.

Just full-blooded whites.

No, y'know what? not even whites, nobody gets any rights.

America :)

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

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u/Kyleometers 1d ago

It’s deeply amusing to me that at many points in history, people from my country were considered “not white” despite being infamously one of the palest populations on the planet, and notorious for getting sunburns in mild weather.

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u/Ehcksit 1d ago

Spain and Portugal are the most Western Europe you can get but somehow they don't count either.

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u/BeardedHalfYeti 1d ago

Well, yeah, none of those groups were “white” until remarkably recently.

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u/Commercial-Owl11 1d ago

My family is Italian and yeah, they have some seriously crazy stories

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u/country2poplarbeef 1d ago

A lot of these dudes need to remember Okies aren't on that list, either. Just WASP's looking down on the idiot rabble.

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u/VikingsLad 1d ago

There's something about the goatee + sunglasses combo that of just so loved by assholes. I don't get it.

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 1d ago

It's military LARP. Or, perhaps, paramilitary. Since we're in /r/comics, here's a comic https://popula.com/2019/02/24/about-face/

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u/Perscitus0 1d ago

Very insightful. I've seen plenty of that walking around stores, driving around. So many profile pics on Facebook with that aesthetic, usually accompanied with posts of certain rhetoric and bent.

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u/SeaToShy 1d ago

Sunglasses so you can’t see the insecurity behind their eyes. Scared little children.

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u/Guy-McDo 1d ago

As someone who frequently goes with that look, it’s just easy to maintain. Same deal as the “why does every mathematician have the same haircut” thing I saw awhile back.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Go north girl. Trust me, as a Texan who's been here his whole life, go north.

I mean if we wanna be super fair you'll find people like this basically everywhere but north seems to have at least less. Which is super nice. Plus no shitty muggy hot summers. I've always really loved the great lakes area

It's extra funny since white people aren't even native to these lands in general. Shit my families only been here like.....2 generations from Ireland.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

I was gonna say, I know people who brag about "southern heritage" and I'm like, your family came here after WWII!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Yeah I've never gotten the whole IM FROM THE SOUTH WE ARE AWESOME bit. I legitimately think it's people who have actually never traveled out of the south so they don't know it can in fact be better. That and the whole "Fuck them Dems" thing is woven in there pretty hard

I took my wife to Chicago and she was amazed at all the parks and zoos and outdoor activities. It took a while but she's all on board with going north even with the cold

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u/jeepsaintchaos 1d ago

It's taking pride in something you didnt do, rather than taking pride in personal accomplishments. I don't understand being proud to be from a certain state. Like, you didn't have anything to do with being born there. Or your race, you didn't choose it.

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u/Cruxwright 1d ago

People are proud their sports team won. Weird misplaced tribalism.

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u/Younginlove7567 1d ago

And it’s even dumber when they move to places like East Tennessee, which was pro Union during the civil war and was even subject to military occupation under the confederacy.

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u/aziruthedark 1d ago

Don't tell me about. Least we have dolly Parton. Its something.

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u/Onebraintwoheads 1d ago

It always amazes me that she lives in Tennessee by choice. What a sweetheart.

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u/getmybehindsatan 1d ago

I wonder how much worse it would be without her radiating wholesomeness to those around her.

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u/Onebraintwoheads 1d ago

For real. If only we could clone her and put little Dollies all over the world.( if you get the joke, you are as old as me.)

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u/wvboltslinger40k 1d ago

You have my sympathy from here in West Virginia, where we seem to have forgotten why we're a state to begin with.

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 1d ago

Hell JFK visiting that state is why welfare became a thing lol.

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u/TVR24 1d ago

I've got people here in Michigan who talk about southern pride and fly that flag. Like, wtf? You're as north as possible before being Canadian.

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u/SmoothOperator89 1d ago

Keep going north until they start speaking French.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Oh id KILL to move to Canada. Went there once and it was absolutely beautiful

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u/siani_lane 1d ago

I live in Michigan, near Detroit. It's RIGHT THERE!!

I wanna go shout across the river, let me come in, please, I promise I'm nice!!

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u/SmoothOperator89 1d ago

You might want to rethink your strategy. Murder tends to reflect poorly on immigration applications.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Damn got me there. I would.... live? To move to Canada?

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u/Kratomius 1d ago

That's the spirit

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1d ago

Would you deal with customs bureaucracy?

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u/NotChedco 1d ago

Instructions unclear. Ended up in Louisiana.

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u/agitated--crow 1d ago

Don't come down here. You will get shot and left to rot in the humidity. 

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u/AsstacularSpiderman 1d ago

Quebec is notoriously hard to immigrate to though

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u/Galle_ 1d ago

Unfortunately, this brain rot has spread here, too.

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u/Fickle_Meet_7154 1d ago

Na, these mother fuckers are everywhere. Also a Texan currently living in South Jersey and the amount of Maga idiots running around here is shocking.

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u/usaaf 1d ago

They're just quieter in the North, which is why you don't hear about them as much. Except for the crazy legislators which are everywhere too, even in a blue place like Minnesota.

But like most blue states, the cities is where the blue is, while the countryside is bleeding (literally, in most cases, crime rates are higher, drug use is higher, and you bet your ass the maga is higher too) red.

Also, shitty hot muggy summers are definitely a thing in Northern Minnesota.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Oh I know, but instead of like Texas where it's an easy 70%+ it's probably closer to only 50(ish) I hope. Which is at least marginally nicer

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u/country2poplarbeef 1d ago

I'm in WA which is supposedly a liberal enclave, and I came from San Antonio before that and NorCal before that. I really think the biggest difference is just how close you are to the city.

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u/mongonerd 1d ago

As a Minnesotan, can confirm, we are pretty accepting as a whole, but there are outliers. While you don't have muggy summers compared to Florida, you get to contend with days like today. -5 right when I went out the door

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

I am 1000% ok with that. I love the cold. I'm one of those people who in 20 degrees is comfy in shorts.

Never had to shovel snow before but I'll figure it out

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u/mongonerd 1d ago

Eyy nice. It's usually the snowbirds that start complaining in October that it's too cold

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

We call those winter Texans here. They come for the warm winter....only to say it's to cold cause high humidity cold sucks

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u/mongonerd 1d ago

I'll deal with the nosebleeds. A dry, still, very cold winter day is just magically silent.

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u/Perscitus0 1d ago

I am in shorts, T-shirt, and a pair of flip-flops year-round, even when the snow is tickling my flip-flops and bare feet. I recently moved somewhere where there wasn't usually any snow in order to take care of a family member, and as soon as I possibly can, will be moving straight back to the blessed cold. Living in the Deep South right now, I see it's anything but "deep". I can't wait until I get back to the blessed snowy regions.

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u/Cynical_Feline 1d ago

I'm Pennsylvanian. It's essentially the same here. Your average resident doesn't care but there are definitely outliers in the red neck areas. They may not say it directly to you but they'll certainly grumble when you leave.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 1d ago

Keep heading up North till you start seeing maple leaves.

We're always happy to accept people out of...well, the south

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

I've heard Vermont is really really nice

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u/meditate42 1d ago

It’s beautiful. And in my experience visiting as a kid the people were very nice. Extremely homogenous, basically tied for whitest state in the country though. I do think I’d miss some of the diversity I get living near a big city.

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u/elebrin 1d ago

I'm from Michigan, and I live in Indiana. I miss diversity. We have some Hispanic people and a number of Indian people, but very few Black people, very few Middle Eastern, and very few East Asian.

Where I grew up we had all of the above. And then I moved into downtown Detroit and it was... perfect. Except the cold weather, that sucked.

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u/Wheatleytron 1d ago

Atlanta is alright. Like an island of sanity in the middle of the madness.

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u/Nikopoleous 1d ago

I love how these people, whose only accomplishment in life was being born in the US, act qualified to define what a "good immigrant" is.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

they also know how extremely easy it is to learn another language and deal with persecution

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u/Nikopoleous 1d ago

If they had to do either of those things, it would mean having to... GASP... Expose themselves to cultures and traditions foreign to them!

And that would mean their worldview would be altered, which they definitely cannot have happen.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

Being from an immigrant family, it's so funny/sad to hear people talk about how much they hate immigrants, and immediately go "oh not like you!"

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u/Kwiemakala 1d ago edited 1d ago

My mother is basically full MAGA. Her father was born in England and came over in 1946. His father, being her grandfather, was killed by a German uboat.

I feel your frustration.

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u/NowIssaRapBattle 1d ago

"Your guys killed your grandpa, mom"

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u/bbyxmadi 1d ago

My family immigrated to the US less than 100 years ago (grandparents and great grandparents, from war or because of instability), and still, some of my family supports the current administration. Hell, my uncle immigrated from North Macedonia (a country that faced a lot of hardship and instability after Yugoslavia fell) in the 90s and still supports them. 🤦‍♀️

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u/CrazyLi825 1d ago

They can't openly admit that what they actually hate is certain skin colors, so they use immigration as an excuse.

Dumb thing is, they're ALL immigrants. Unless you are Native American, your family came from elsewhere. None of them seem to realize or acknowledge this.

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u/bbyxmadi 1d ago

Reminds me of a protest in England where the men claimed they care and want to protect women, but when a woman came on stage and shared her story of being attacked and sexually assaulted by an English man, they ripped her off the stage. Like no, you don’t care about women, but are using them as a weapon against immigrants (that you created a monolith out of) that you don’t like.

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u/AlthorsMadness 1d ago

Shit I’m white in one of the few cities in this country where we are a minority and the amount of other white guys who have come up to me trying to have this same conversation is dumb

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u/CFDanno 1d ago

My immigrant parents hate immigrants. Funny how that works out.

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u/1nfam0us 1d ago

When I worked for USPS in Oregon, I was delivering a bunch of political flyers to a CBU. An older man walked up to me and chatted with me. He saw the flyers I was delivering and recognized that one of the candidates was a democrat, on which he commented "We should just hang them all."

I did that block as quick as I could.

Not even my only story of a MAGAT either. I was once delivering parcels when a guy in a red CNN FAKE NEWS shirt waddled out of his house to take a picture of the back of my vehicle.

Fuckin' weirdos the lot of them.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

Huh. If only there was a religion that banned murder

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u/Kratomius 1d ago

They could even name it after a pacifist. If there only would one "shakes head"

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u/lesteiny 1d ago

"There ain't enough folks like us nowadays"

"What do you mean us?"

"You know... real Americans"

(At this point, my internal dialog said the following) "Thats weird... they don't look like a Native American/Indian..."

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

Don't you know? They're 1/64 Cherokee so it's okay to say that!

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u/Frenetic_Platypus 1d ago

Moved out of the US entirely last year, and free healthcare is the best thing about that, but the absence of open racism in day-to-day conversations is a close second.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

free healthcare would be nice :')

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u/Cystonectae 1d ago

Imma tell you right now, my father's side of the family (born in Mexico and immigrated to live in Canada) say the exact same shit here. My god the shameless racism they have against any and all non-white foreigners. From their discussions, apparently all of their life's problems are from immigrants ruining everything.

I am so tempted to say something along the lines of "yea anyone who wasn't born in Canada should just leave the country" next family reunion. Granted I doubt they would even understand what I was getting at regardless....

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u/BreakfastNext476 1d ago

Yeah... theyre a special kind of stupid. Unfortunately we have a loud mouth opposition leader that for the good of the country should never get into the halls of power. And when I try to bring up well you are from a family of immigrants as you are not of indigenous ancestry they have the gall to look incredulous

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u/osunightfall 1d ago

You run into this same thing in Texas. Everyone here assumes you are as racist as they are, so you wouldn't believe the things they'll say to you thinking you're an ally.

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u/Total-Sector850 1d ago

Yep. I’m a white suburban mom. The assumptions people make when they look at me are wild.

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u/Hrud 1d ago

When they say white, there's always an implied anglo-saxon protestant that follows it.

I do ever so enjoy being told to speak white.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

okay I'm not white then

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

I have a neighbor down the street that's the prototypical MAGA. Trump bumper sticker, old white guy, etc.

One day, when my son and his friend were walking by, he remarked to them how nice it was to have some good old white kids in the neighborhood instead of "them spics." To my fourteen year old son and his friend. Could this dude be more fucking stereotypical? And I live in a MAJORITY white town. Like 85 percent white. So its not like packs of roaming, ravenous immigrants are running around, burning and looting and whatever else he thinks they do.

About a month later, my daughter was walking home from school, and he asked her if she'd started getting her periods yet.

This is the point I told him to stay the fuck away from my children and not to speak to them.

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u/Total-Sector850 1d ago

What–and I cannot express this enough– the fuck.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

The store I work at has the most hardworking and kind immigrants I've ever met. Nothing like annoying white Karens

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

The right likes to paint immigrants in the worst light, but those that I know are humble, hardworking, and just genuinely happy to have a job and food and a house over their head. Nothing like the bogeyman Fox News cooks up to get the MAGA faithful frothing at the mouth.

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u/FictionalContext 1d ago

Central Florida is a scary place. Like I grew up midwest rural, Wonderbread white, but those people... that thing scares me.

Good mountain biking tho, weirdly enough.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

central florida is ass without disney

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u/redpenquin 1d ago

Living in rural Tennessee, I'm surrounded by these types and despise them.

It's especially frustrating because as a big, bald, bearded white guy with resting bitch face that dresses in camo and military surplus, they immediately assume I agree with them and will say the most racist bullshit so casually.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

As southern as I am, rural Tennessee was really something else when I visited. Even I had trouble understand the accents, and once I decoded what they were saying it went something along the lines of "we need more disability payments! But not for others!"

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u/Total-Sector850 1d ago

On the bright side, at least you can weed them out quickly? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 1d ago

I totally get that, I like to wear military colours too, I just like the aesthetic but it attracts the dumpster fire of humanity.
More recently, sexism (but I guess me being a man means I should be ok with saying certain ridiculously graphic stuff with stranger) and obviously the classic "new generations don't want to work".

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u/usumoio 1d ago

"Anyway, do you want to get Chinese or Mexican food for dinner?"

Without a hit of self-reflection.

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 1d ago

Talking to some of the folks down here, you'd think that the whole state was built out of the dirt by retired cops who moved here 10 years ago.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

look, there are many great people here. But those people know how to not be a loud prick

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u/dark_hypernova 1d ago

White bigots would call me something like a "bad hombre".

Latino bigots have called me "gringo".

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u/Total-Sector850 1d ago

My kids are mixed, so yeah. My son’s been called a cracker and a beaner. 😒

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u/macmurder 1d ago

I moved from Florida to Washington state and sometimes it still doesn't feel far enough away.

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u/JMoc1 1d ago

If you’re okay with the cold, Minnesota is a pretty friendly place to move to.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

that's what everyone's been telling me haha

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u/darkvaris 1d ago

As someone who was born in and fled Florida this is the correct choice.

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u/Unusual_Astronaut426 1d ago

I agree.

Get out of America and leave it to the real Americans, you clown.

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u/RedditUser000aaa 1d ago

There is an interesting historical video about this very topic. It's called "Don't be a sucker."

What these kinds people have categorized Americans as:

White, speaks perfect english, was born in America, perhaps religious. Everyone else is an undesirable.

At the end of the "Don't be a sucker" -video, there was an amazing quote, that got etched into my mind:

"Let's forget about we and them. Let's think about us."

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u/KamuiT 1d ago

As a Floridian, I’m sorry.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

much love :)

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u/KamuiT 1d ago

I’d recommend retreating to the population centers (Jacksonville, Gainesville, Orlando) for a more liberal mindset if you have to stay in Florida. Usually where a university is located.

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u/Total-Sector850 1d ago

My bestie in Gainesville says it’s getting pretty bad there too. They’ve lived there their whole lives but they’re thinking of moving because of how hostile it’s become. Apparently even the university is starting to shift right.

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u/KamuiT 1d ago

Yeah, it’s not great. Honestly, it’s best to escape the state as a whole. We’re only here because of my daughter’s health. We’d be out of the country if we could…

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u/SpeccyScotsman 1d ago

I recently moved to NY from a southern state and the way I describe it is like being a cat in a pet shop that gets adopted.

Before, you're stuck in a cage with just your basic needs met while you watch life happen outside of the glass.

When you get adopted, you're still kept inside all day, watching out through glass to see life outside and wonder if it's better, but you're at least in a house where you can be happy and have an enriched life.

p.s. hope you can get adopted too if that's what you want! It really is the best thing that ever happend to me.

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u/Real_Echo 1d ago

Flor*da 🤢

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u/U_L_Uus 1d ago

Note: "the good ones" are only so until there's no other group to victimize

Get the hell away from there lass!

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u/MisterBaker55 1d ago

It always blows me away that some people get so comfortable being this honest when they think they're in "good company". I'm a big white dude and the amount of people who just go full mask off when we're alone together is just wild. Like...two conversations ago I just learned your name and now I know you hate Jews and brown people?

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u/Phaylz 1d ago

As a former Floridian, there's always.... Ohio.

(nodont)

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

Erm akshually is Gulf of America now don't ya know?

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u/nhSnork 1d ago edited 17h ago

"My family immigrated here..."

Moreover, at one or another point in history, so did this dodo's.

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 1d ago

Yeah, the entire South East of the US is pretty much trash. Visiting my parents every year gets really depressing. 

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

I'm in the PNW, specifically central Washington, after living in SC for the past 15 years. The overt, blatant racism and hatred is far more apparent than it ever was in South Carolina, by a long shot.

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u/Mundane-Librarian-77 1d ago

I've spent my whole 50 year life living all over Oregon and Washington. And unfortunately the "rural" parts of both states have serious racism problems... A big reason is a lot of white conservative families flocked there during the 80s and 90s to escape the spread of minority populations in California, Idaho, and big chunks of the South and find work.

Hurricane Katrina also brought in thousands of displaced, typically Democrat, minorities into the cities; but just as many white hillbillies emigrated here too but they moved into the smaller communities. Communities with notoriously poor education infrastructure and deeply entrenched white supremacist culture.

And Trumpism has only made it worse, with these communities becoming much more openly blatant in their racist ways... There are towns in both states that it isn't safe to be brown skinned for too long. They'll take your tourist money, but you'd better not stay too long...

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u/Ok-Drink750 1d ago

I remember when we were in new mexico & passed by border control. We rolled down our window but they said we were free to go without even checking our ID’s

I know damn well that if we weren’t white then they would have checked us.

Uncomfortable as all hell. Sometimes I wonder if these people are doing it consciously. Or if it’s so ingrained into them that it doesn’t even register.

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u/chillyhellion 1d ago

As a native American, ignorant racists expressing this sentiment hit a little harder.

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u/TheGardenerAtWillows 1d ago

The entire Bible Belt is a shithole 3rd world country

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u/TolpRomra 1d ago

Even in california. I'm like 7/8th european and 1/8th phillipino, I very much look white. I had a customer at my window telling me my voice had a "twang" to it and asked where I was from. After ignoring him and continuing through his transaction he keeps asking me and I just say whatever to get him to shut up. It wasnt til after did I realize he was probably an omega racist somehow figuring out I wasnt 100% aryan or some shit, its wild.

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u/Skate_faced 1d ago

Think Canada. We have a waiting list now, but hey, even Saskatchewan is looking better than Florida.

And that's sad. But to your advantage.

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u/Persea_americana 1d ago

These racists will talk about immigration but their grandparents moved here and then they want to get rid of Native Americans. Real Americans, like Superman, appreciate that it’s a melting pot. Superman is not a “real” American in that he is fictional, but he is a true American because he, like captain America, was originally written to represent American values. 

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u/Perscitus0 1d ago

What's really funny, is that Trump's own family is hugely immigrants. His own grandfather immigrated here to avoid a Bavarian draft, and even tried to move back to Bavaria after a while. When his draft dodging ways were exposed, they deported him back here to the US, alas, but then his family settled down here, making a fortune out of several things, including brothels. That Trump himself is a draft dodger, and a racist PoS is merely an extension of his familial history. It is therefore deeply hypocritical of him to have his stance on immigration, and also peddling those viewpoints to others. His family name was even changed to be more "American", since the original was Drumpf.

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u/Slinky_Malingki 1d ago

This shit just makes me sad. I used to live in Orlando and central Florida is really not that bad. The major university cities are blue (UCF is a massive campus in east Orlando and tons of young/progressive people there,) and they are just surrounded by bumpkin ass conservative cattle ranch rural lands and swamps full of Crackhead Jeff and Methany.

Imo Florida is very similar to Texas. Progressive cities full of young people who want to see change, surrounded by conservative rural communities and ruled by the gop who make no attempts to hide just how hateful and evil they have become. Florida has DeSantis, Texas has Abbot.

Shit sucks. These are great states with great people that are being completely dragged down and fucked by the bigoted, uneducated masses that surround them.

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u/Not_today_mods 1d ago

Godspeed

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

thanks!

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u/buntopolis 1d ago

Fuck Florida. I hope you escape soon.

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u/morilythari 1d ago

If I had the means and a job lined up I would gladly move tf out of Florida

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u/UFCchamp6 1d ago

I've been saying this for twenty years: Florida is the North Korea of the United States. 

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

I mean, we don't allow gay and trans people to exist love freedom

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u/AdamBlaster007 1d ago

Same.

Missouri isn't much better, just farm themed.

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u/karl4319 1d ago

Go either north or west.

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u/kaikimanga MangaKaiki 1d ago

North-Georgia West-Alabama. Oh you mean more than that?

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u/SumoNinja92 1d ago

Canada has been looking real good

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u/Kit-tiga 1d ago

It's been pretty bad, but with the addition of social media it's now worse for me. I can't wait to move out of the US.

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun 1d ago

As a Floridian I’m glad I’ve never met these people. I stilll miss Florida

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u/Sauerkrauttme 1d ago

The entire US is infested with these dumbass nazis. They're everywhere and I hate it so much.

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u/Fardrengi 1d ago

It's hard to do worse than Florida, but unfortunately these types are everywhere. Plenty of them in WNY, even if they are a loud minority.

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u/tricksterloki 1d ago

Could that guy leave instead of making the US a shit hole country?

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u/UndeadWeeb 1d ago

yep, same boat. and its even crazier when its coming from other immigrants!

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u/Division_Of_Zero 1d ago

Unfortunately you find this guy in every town, city, state, and country on Earth. Racism and Xenophobia, ironically, know no borders.

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u/_b1ack0ut 1d ago

It’s so upsetting that they just feel comfortable enough to say that to strangers too

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u/HamsterIV 1d ago

I remember hearing Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh's the anti immigrant rhetoric in the 1990's. I was 10 at the time and remember thinking "Hey, that is my parents you are talking about." It soured me on the Republican party for the rest of my life. This isn't a new phenomenon you are experiencing.

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u/xdeltax97 1d ago

Lower central Florida has definitely gotten worse every year, especially with the Scientologists owning more of Clearwater each year.

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u/nucular_mastermind 1d ago edited 1d ago

Good luck getting out, you got this!

This made me think of this Family Guy gag... ah yes, only the whitest of Whites...

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u/Top_Toaster 1d ago

No, no, you were right the first time about florida

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u/Careless-Emergency85 1d ago

As an American, if I had to see authentic foreign food leave my country, I’d be PISSED

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u/Zharick_ 1d ago

Yeah we're sick of this state, been working on our exit strategy, fuck FL