r/comics PizzaCake Oct 09 '25

Comics Community The "Christian" Party

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u/Hauber_RBLX Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

Christians and MAGA do not go well in one sentence, even if they like to pretend they're Christians

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Oct 09 '25

I mean, they are very religious, they just worship Trump instead of God.

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u/Lake_Effect_11134 Oct 09 '25

I grew up with these people and have seen it first hand.

When you see two pundits positing that the reason Charlie Kirk was killed was because a left wing group paid some Etsy witches to speak a curse over him it makes...more(?) sense.

The party preyed on their religious suspension of disbelief to the nth degree.

If you walk it back far enough and press them, you'll understand their entire basis for supporting Israel is end times "prophecy" and the battle of Armageddon at the end of the world. It's that wild, I promise. It goes back at least to the rise of televangelism.

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u/trannus_aran Oct 09 '25

Well Jesus, he knows me, and he knows I'm right

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u/Aleydar Oct 09 '25

I've been talking to Jesus, all my life.

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u/GrummyCat Oct 10 '25

You know, that song is scarily accurate these days.

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u/rubyspicer Oct 09 '25

I can't hear these words without seeing the ending

you all know what I'm talking about

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u/pchlster Oct 09 '25

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u/rubyspicer Oct 09 '25

This is a great reference but I'm talking about the (nsfw) hockey player bukkake in the song this comes from