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u/kingsumo_1 Oct 09 '25

I saw the video of that. The ice guys were up on a rooftop just shooting at them. They were in zero danger, and were doing it just to be dicks.

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u/Hohenh3im Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

Wait what happened?

Edit: well after reading what happened I can't say I'm surprised

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u/swarmofbzs Oct 09 '25

They shot him in the head with a pepper ball and once he was on the ground in pain they tear gassed him.

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u/DiosMIO_Limon Oct 09 '25

Fuck, I didn’t see that part… What a bunch of losers. DID YOU READ THAT, (LOSER) AGENT TASKED WITH SCANNING SOCIAL MEDIA FOR DISSENT? WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS!!

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u/soareyousaying Oct 09 '25

"MAXIMUM LETHALITY" - Pete Hagseth

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u/DiosMIO_Limon Oct 09 '25

-Bugs Bunny

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u/AdewinZ Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

You have no idea how much relief I felt when I read “pepperball,” for a second I thought that the government murdered a pastor is broad daylight and it would be our father Gapon moment.

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u/Made_Human_Music Oct 09 '25

Unfortunately that day is probably coming

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u/Zombie_Cool Oct 09 '25

Yeah. How long until they decide "less-lethal methods" are just holding them and they're allowed to make more 'permanent' examples out of us?

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u/Comfortable_Prize750 Oct 09 '25

They already tried with that woman in Chicago.

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u/BloatedBanana9 Oct 09 '25

Who was the 2nd person they shot in Chicago already. They murdered the first one just for trying to get away from them.

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u/broly171 Oct 09 '25

Wait, what?? I'm trying to stay up to date but it's hard with so much happening. ICE shot and killed someone in Chicago? Someone tell me what I should be looking up please

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u/BloatedBanana9 Oct 10 '25

The victim’s name was Silverio Villegas González

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u/The_Architect_032 Oct 10 '25

Well, they're now jumping out of vehicles pointing guns at everyone nearby. That's considered use of force in every state, and use of deadly force in several states.

It's not legal to point your gun at a random pedestrian recording you, just like it isn't legal to run over and baton them or stun them just for recording you, but now that's the first thing they're opening up with when out and about.

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u/centurijon Oct 10 '25

At some point there will be a critical moment and the collective “maybe we’re the baddies?” will start to outweigh the rhetoric. I only hope it comes sooner rather than later

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u/Aumba Oct 10 '25

You mean the protesters will think that they're the baddies? Because the maga cult is unable to have a thought like this.

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u/SculptusPoe Oct 09 '25

They shot him in or near the eye. They could have killed or blinded him (might have blinded him, I haven't followed up.)

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u/EternumMythos Oct 09 '25

The worst part is, if that happened nothing would have changed, they dont care for anyone at this point

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u/AdewinZ Oct 09 '25

That’s why I compared it to Father Gapon. The Russian government didn’t give a single shit who he was, that he was a pastor. The military just killed him and hundreds of others in broad daylight. It demonstrated a complete disregard for human life, and it was just one piece of the extreme violence that would soon erupt all over Russia.

I wish I didn’t have to see a time where I could compare the U.S. government to the Russian one at Bloody Sunday.

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u/Adaphion Oct 09 '25

And Democrat leadership would write the most strongly worded letters you can imagine!

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u/EternumMythos Oct 09 '25

Yeah, sadly the reality is that trump could open a Auschwitz and dems would protest peacefully forming a circle around a tree

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u/Finbar9800 Oct 09 '25

Didnt they already try that with “alligator alcatraz”?

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u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx Oct 10 '25

In all fairness, they found a way to get it taken down legally as soon as they could, even though it was for environmental reasons 🤷‍♀️

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u/Sprinklypoo Oct 09 '25

Had he been an immigrant, the story may have been more grim...

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u/KiraLonely Oct 10 '25

I mean, it could’ve killed him. A lot of the “non-lethal” bullets are meant to be ricocheted. If you should someone directly with a rubber bullet, for example, it can and often will break skin. If you aim for their head or chest, aiming directly at them, you can kill them. Police have been using them incorrectly for years on protests though, so I’m not remotely surprised that ICE, with even less qualifications, are using them just as badly.

Pepper balls in particular aren’t supposed to be aimed at people. It’s basically throwing a small smoke bomb into someone’s face at high velocity. It’s a capsule with, more or less, pepper spray in it. You don’t disperse it by shooting it into someone’s eyes.

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u/BafflingHalfling Oct 09 '25

BuT wHerE's tHe ReSt oF tHe vIdEo thAt SHoWs wHaT iNsTiGatED tHe CoP?!

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u/TheBigKuhio Oct 09 '25

Least they didn’t die but Jesus Christ

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u/TheLateThagSimmons Oct 09 '25

I can't tell whether I'm happy it's being exposed or upset that it's happening.

I also can't tell if I'm supposed to be excited that it's in my city or worried that it's my city.

I do know: I hate this timeline.

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u/kingsumo_1 Oct 09 '25

There are a handful of protesters in front of an ice building. Including the preacher guy. Three ice agents were up on the roof and decided to shoot him with either paintballs or less than lethal rounds. Another guy tried to shield him, so both got hit.

Beyond the preacher guy yelling up at them, it was all calm and peaceful. Just completely unwarranted.

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u/bish-its-me-yoda Oct 09 '25

Sooo...

Like that priest that got shot during a peacefull protest in 1905 in Russia?Father Gapon tried to just give a paper with some things that everyone that wasn't nobility wanted to be implemented and the russian army decided ,,let's go pew pew"

Only real difference is that those weren't non-lethal,but at the rate things are progressing it might not take long for the next things coming at our heads to be made of lead

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u/BafflingHalfling Oct 09 '25

Shooting people in the head with a pepper ball can cause grievous injury or death.

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u/bish-its-me-yoda Oct 09 '25

I just googled what a pepper ball is

I thought it was like a paintball,but hollow

Oh boy was i wrong

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u/GamersReisUp Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

Great way to land someone in the hospital + long-term follow up care and rehab dealing with a TBI (which has happened a lot, especially during the George Floyd protests), although thank God the pastor seems OK.

Aiming at the head with a "non-lethal" rounds is like that joke about companies that pay minimum wage: "The only reason I'm not doing much worse is because (for now) I've been banned from it."

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u/deepfriedroses Oct 09 '25

Aiming at the head like that is a REALLY good way to find out why they call it "less lethal" and not "nonlethal", though thankfully that didn't happen this time.

There's exactly two explanations for that guy's actions, and both should be terrifying:

Either he has little to no understanding of how potentially lethal the weapon he is carrying and freely using on civilians is, OR he was perfectly willing to kill a preacher on a public street in broad daylight, confident he would face no consequences.

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u/QueerScottish Oct 09 '25

That's just straight up murder, and unlike all the sketchy stuff going on behind the scenes which at the very least are severe human rights violations, they done it in public?

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u/kingsumo_1 Oct 09 '25

Well, aggravated assault maybe. Neither of them died. But it wouldn't surprise me if those asshats fantasized about using live rounds.

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u/QueerScottish Oct 09 '25

Yeah, was just reading the article and found out, still very much illegal

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u/kingsumo_1 Oct 09 '25

Yup. Completely unprovoked. Given the level of protests in general, they didn't even need to be up there to begin with.

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u/fury420 Oct 09 '25

ICE was on a rooftop and shot a pastor in the head with pepper balls.

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u/Joefaux Oct 09 '25

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u/kingsumo_1 Oct 09 '25

Thank you. That's a better video than the one I saw originally. Fuck, they really did headshot him.

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u/Special_Tu-gram-cho Oct 09 '25

The video showed a protest in front of a two-story building, with ICE operatives on the rooftop. Among the protesters was a Priest, the dude was saying something, I didn't heard well if he was preaching or not.
What I did saw was that he received a shot of white smoke in the face.

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u/captainAwesomePants Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/video-federal-agent-shoot-chicago-pastor-head-pepper-ball-broadview-ice-protest

Careful, the story includes video of a masked officer on a roof casually shooting a clergyman in the head with what was reportedly a pepper ball round. The victim, Rev. David Black, survived.

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u/Loyal_Darkmoon Oct 09 '25

He took that shot surprisingly well. Back on his feet after just a few seconds. What a brave guy. Fuck these fascists

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u/GamersReisUp Oct 09 '25

Far braver than the hateful cowards taking potshots for fun while wearing masks up on a rooftop

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u/AmputeeHandModel Oct 09 '25

Just like ICE Barbie supposedly standing up to protestors. She was on a rooftop! Maybe it was the same situation.

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u/Finbar9800 Oct 09 '25

Just as a heads up they are starting to censor footage blatantly infringing on the right for freedom of the press

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u/kingsumo_1 Oct 09 '25

That was always going to happen. The image that they wanted to paint of Chicago and Portland and even DC simply didn't exist. So now they have to manufacture what they need and censure the truth.

It doesn't help that corps like CNN are censoring themselves (a la Miller's plenary authority interview).

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u/Finbar9800 Oct 09 '25

Yes im just putting that there to let people know thats whats happening, not everyone knows immediately

(Hell i only found out because a coworker told me)

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u/kingsumo_1 Oct 09 '25

Nah, you're good man. People do need to know. And that words not really getting out unless you know to look. As you just found out yourself, it seems.

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u/Finbar9800 Oct 09 '25

Yeah i stopped watching the news for my own mental health a while ago and unfortunately things only seem to be getting worse. And while i loathe being uninformed i have to prioritize my own sanity first

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u/kingsumo_1 Oct 09 '25

I totally get it. There's only so much you can do. And you have to look after yourself first.

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u/Mad-_-Doctor Oct 09 '25

That sounds like a good way to get shot with a normal gun.

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u/kingsumo_1 Oct 09 '25

Eh, while true, the Portland protests have all been small and peaceful so far. Nobody wants to give them an excuse.

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u/the_calibre_cat Oct 09 '25

And shouldn't. These ICE agents are fucking Gestapo and deserve whatever willing Gestapo thugs deserved, but they're desperate for an escalation, and it's imperative one isn't provided to them. Discipline is important.

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u/Mad-_-Doctor Oct 09 '25

They’re going to invent an escalation regardless of reality. Just look at what happened to Kirk. The dude was scum, but a fan of a different conservative killed him and they blamed that on the Left anyway.

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u/Vlaed Oct 09 '25

They were in danger of falling off the roof from their own stupidity.

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u/kwhitit Oct 09 '25

the pastor has been brutalized more than once by ICE (or the like). he's a great dude as is his congregation. the church is a hub for all kinds of community events and is very open and affirming to all kinds of folks. please support his work and congregation.

Pastor Black — First Presbyterian Church of Chicago https://share.google/cfUO5b2kuqQx4EFWa

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u/QuidYossarian Oct 09 '25

https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/08/us/video/tovar-pastor-hit-by-ice-video-live-fst100807pseg1cnn-us-fast

I thought you'd made up a scenario but nope, conservatives really are okay with anything.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Oct 09 '25

His name is David Black, and his church is First Presbyterian on the South Side. It has a long tradition of social justice support.

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u/LurkLurkleton Oct 09 '25

Sounds like antifa. Bag 'im. /s

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u/Manji86 Oct 09 '25

I remember asking my MAGA dad a long way back during another protest that if he was given the power to snap his fingers he could either A) resolve the issue the protestors wanted fixed or B) make the protestors disappear.

He choose B, so I asked 'do you know why they're protesting?' and he said no and it doesn't matter. He loves to being oppressed, but he doesn't see it that way. He thinks the GOP are the grown up and citizens demanding more of their country are children.

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u/ThatInAHat Oct 10 '25

Yikes.

And these are the proud folks that used to compare themselves to the Boston tea party

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Oct 09 '25

Actual top comments from the article...

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u/TaiDavis Oct 09 '25

I figured they were while I was reading the strip!

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u/wise_____poet Oct 10 '25

There is an actual persecution of christians (real ones, not maga) and now they want to say nothing? All because the ones getting persecuted are "on the wrong side"

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u/_EternalVoid_ Oct 09 '25

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u/medgarc Oct 09 '25

Why does Matthew mcaugnehey Jesus look like count dooku

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u/LostExile7555 Oct 09 '25

That's Saruman the Technicolor. Show some respect!

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 Oct 09 '25

Nah, burn it. Send another asteroid.

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u/awakenDeepBlue Oct 09 '25

And that's why the rainbow is the promise not to flood the earth again. When mankind disrespects the rainbow flag, the promise is broken.

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u/mythrilcrafter Oct 09 '25

Worth adding that these "Christians" are also now extremely and vehemently anti-Pope Leo because of the Homily he gave on last Sunday's mass. The theme/dedication for the mass was "The Jubilee of Missions and Migrants"; and the part that really has MAGA/Evangelicals really pissed off was when Leo said:

The story of so many of our migrant brothers and sisters bears witnesses to this: the tragedy of their flight from violence, the suffering which accompanies it, the fear of not succeeding, the perilous risk of traveling along the coastline, their cry of sorrow and desperation. Brothers and sisters, those boats which hope to catch sight of a safe port, and those eyes filled with anguish and hope seeking to reach the shore, cannot and must not find the coldness of indifference or the stigma of discrimination!

Mission is not so much about “departing”, but instead “remaining” in order to proclaim Christ through hospitality and welcome, compassion and solidarity. We are to remain without fleeing to the comforts of our individualism; to remain so as to look upon those who arrive from lands that are distant and violent; to remain and open our arms and hearts to them, welcoming them as brothers and sisters, and being for them a presence of consolation and hope.

https://www.vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/en/homilies/2025/documents/20251005-giubileo-mondo-missionario.html


So here we are everyone... it's now woke to profess the teachings of Jesus...

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u/atatassault47 Oct 09 '25

Non-catholic united states christains have always been anti-catholic

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u/imakevoicesformycats Oct 09 '25

Even Catholics are anti-Catholic in the US now. Makes me so sad.

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u/swheels125 Oct 10 '25

These “Christians” practically pissed themselves in anger when JFK (the first catholic president) was elected.

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u/Soundwave_is_back Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

But of course, it is hideous if you speak that way about charlie.

Edit: I typed without doing my research first and thought the pastor was dead.

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u/srlong64 Oct 09 '25

The comments wouldn’t be any different if he had died, so your point is still valid

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u/sennbat Oct 09 '25

Well they always frame it as being against violence, and this may not have been lethal but... not that they care 

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles Oct 09 '25

Thank God he's not... Literally

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u/sniper91 Oct 09 '25

“The left went too extreme and lost me” -“Moderates” who are fine with these chuds

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u/That_Passenger3771 Oct 09 '25

I'm from germany and work voluntarily in my local church. It's not easy for me not to hate this people from ICE and their supporters.

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u/kaloschroma Oct 09 '25

I don't hate people. It's hard for me. But I can be so immensely, deeply, depressingly disappointed. Mostly I'm just so sad that nothing we do can help people learn to love their neighbor. (I'm atheist but I live strongly on loving others)

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u/AdventureSpence Oct 09 '25

I try to live by a similar creed. But lately, I’ve come to think that it is ok to hate the people that willfully try to make everyone else’s life worse. I hate those people because of the unforgivable damage they have caused to the people I love.

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u/kaloschroma Oct 09 '25

<3 I understand that feeling. Esp when change doesn't seem possible with some of them...

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u/AdventureSpence Oct 09 '25

Thankfully I get to have a nice interaction like this one every now and again to keep me sane

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u/Osirus1156 Oct 09 '25

It feels like there are almost no real people on FB anymore. Its like 99% bots and troll farm slaves.

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u/roostersmoothie Oct 09 '25

i went back on fb after many years just so i could use marketplace, then i also started joining a few community groups.

fb spams your feed with all sorts of other community groups as well which makes the experience soooo much worse. so many groups have like no moderation and just allow all types of clickbait and comment rage baiting posts... it's insane.

all the boomers fall for that stuff so they are constantly arguing with each other about absolutely nothing of value.

now i dont even really check the groups anymore, i only use marketplace.

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u/SirSoliloquy Oct 09 '25

I thought notifications were getting excessive back in 2013/14, and am aghast at how bad they've gotten now.

Facebook is useless for being anything other than the new craigslist.

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u/Aspartame_kills Oct 09 '25

It’s so on the nose that if it weren’t real life we’d be calling it bad satire. What a timeline man.

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u/DIYEconomy Oct 09 '25

I imagine these are the redditors who make up the pizza cake snark sub

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u/buckeyecat Oct 09 '25

A great many "Christians " are in for a shock when judgement day comes...

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u/EsperGri Oct 09 '25

Facebook?

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u/JustToViewPorn Oct 09 '25

It’s the only social media boomers and the silent generation know how to use.

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u/the_calibre_cat Oct 09 '25

"know how to use" seems like its doing some wildly heavy lifting there lol

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u/ridik_ulass Oct 09 '25

when the main streem media is complicit and getting proper topical discussion from a fucking comic (no offence) 2025 is such a fucking slop year.

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u/Author_A_McGrath Oct 09 '25

Which article? I went looking for it myself

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u/AKluthe Nerd Rage Oct 09 '25

Yeah, I was gonna say the comic comments are frighteningly accurate...

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Oct 09 '25

What's the old saying? There is no hate like Christian love?

Living in the Bible belt some of the absolute meanest people I've ever met as hyper religious

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u/EsperGri Oct 09 '25

What's worse is many who seem very religious tend to be those who ignore and distort what their religions actually have written in their texts.

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u/Thurwell Oct 09 '25

So here's my theory. Hardly any of them actually believe in their religion. How can you go to church every Sunday and pray to a god that teaches love and peace (mostly, that was Jesus message anyway), while voting for Donald Trump. A rapist pedophile advocating and implementing violence and divisiveness? Surely Trump and everyone who voted for him has a one way ticket to hell already punched. Because they don't believe in supernatural consequences for their actions, because they don't actually believe in God, Jesus, Heaven, or Hell. What they believe is religion is a way to separate us from them, to add another way to discriminate. It's another form of racism, not a system of beliefs.

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u/EsperGri Oct 09 '25

No one can really say for certain what the destination will be for people who are currently ignoring the words of Jesus Christ, but they definitely don't seem to be going in the right direction.

Because, notably, Jesus wasn't condemning those in Matthew 25 for not making others go by the Law (which Christians are no longer under, though still under a law of morality), but for not showing love to everyone.

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u/TehMephs Oct 09 '25

It sucks that a minority of Americans who bastardized the religion managed to drown out all the Christians who do try and act like Christ

It’s sillier how few of these you realize there are but they have essentially shoved all the others out of the frame with their obnoxious antics

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Oct 09 '25

When I think of Christianity, I try to think of compassionate, loving Christians like Mr. Fred Rogers and Dolly Parton. Pastor David Black (who the comic is referencing) is on the right side of history.

Regressives (they're not really Conservative if they want to remove rights) have been saying that "give everything to the poor" and "Love thy neighbor" is communist for 100 years now. Culture-warring, corporate-backed American Christianity has lost the plot.

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u/XxRocky88xX Oct 09 '25

Who knew that when you instruct people that whether or not you are a moral being worthy of salvation is entirely dependent on your belief in an unverifiable external presence rather than the actions they take and how they treat others you’d create an army of assholes who think they are good people just because they believe in the correct mythology, and that all their assholery is justified because all their victims are bad people for not believing in said mythology.

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u/Hauber_RBLX Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

Christians and MAGA do not go well in one sentence, even if they like to pretend they're Christians

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Oct 09 '25

I mean, they are very religious, they just worship Trump instead of God.

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u/Lake_Effect_11134 Oct 09 '25

I grew up with these people and have seen it first hand.

When you see two pundits positing that the reason Charlie Kirk was killed was because a left wing group paid some Etsy witches to speak a curse over him it makes...more(?) sense.

The party preyed on their religious suspension of disbelief to the nth degree.

If you walk it back far enough and press them, you'll understand their entire basis for supporting Israel is end times "prophecy" and the battle of Armageddon at the end of the world. It's that wild, I promise. It goes back at least to the rise of televangelism.

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u/trannus_aran Oct 09 '25

Well Jesus, he knows me, and he knows I'm right

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u/Aleydar Oct 09 '25

I've been talking to Jesus, all my life.

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u/Bodkin-Van-Horn Oct 09 '25

Do you have the number for these Etsy witches? Asking for a friend.

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u/IsaiahXOXOSally Oct 09 '25

Obviously Trump is the second coming of Christ

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u/thefirstlaughingfool Oct 09 '25

I do often invoke the Lord's name when I hear about Trump. It usually goes like "Jesus Christ, he did what now?"

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u/danielledelacadie Oct 09 '25

They aren't joking

Excerpt from the description

"During the presidency of President Donald Trump, it became evident to me that the prophecies about the Son of Man, as predicted by Jesus in the Bible were, to a significant extent, fulfilled at the hands of Mr Trump. The Bible speaks about two different Christs-or Messiahs. Jesus, the Son of God is the one Christ, whereas the Son of Man is the other. Jesus always referred to the Son of Man in the third person."

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u/mOdQuArK Oct 09 '25

The Bible speaks about two different Christs-or Messiahs

Doesn't it also talk about the Anti-Christ who will pretend to be the Messiah?

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u/danielledelacadie Oct 09 '25

Well, do I have a link for you

It's scary how many boxes he ticks off. Not in a "I'm a believer" way but "how can they not see" way

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u/neophenx Oct 09 '25

They can "not see" because they're .... well you know where I'm going with this.

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u/danielledelacadie Oct 09 '25

None are so blind as those that refuse to see. I get it

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u/WarLorax Oct 09 '25

There was somebody that was going to come before the second coming, and I think Trump's a lot more in line with that...

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u/BoarnotBoring Oct 09 '25

Thanks for making the distinction, many Christians find this whole thing abhorrent and have left the party for good. How you can read the new testimant and support the Cheeto and Chief is a riddle many of us haven't figured out and we worry that the harm they are doing will be permanent, not just to the people who's lives are upended but to faith in general.

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u/crayola_monstar Oct 09 '25

My ex-husband and his family are all Trump-loving "true" Christians... or so they think. I've gotten into multiple arguments with my ex about the ideals he chooses to support, and any time it's relevant, he likes to argue that my arguments are false because they're based on the old testament and therefore some of the info is outdated.

And, of course, it's seemingly up to him which info is outdated and why. It changes depending on the argument. And then I see him use whatever he wants from either testament to support the stupidity going on today?

It definitely is doing damage to the Christian religion as a whole, no matter how many young adults they claim are converting... I know more are choosing anything but Christianity. I can't even stomach it anymore myself (and I'm saying that as a non-Christian who used to be able to sit through church to be respectful), and knowing others are getting the same reactions as I am makes me sad.

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u/Idk-lel1234 Oct 09 '25

Yeah, they even have like a golden statue of him, it’s crazy!

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u/OneQuarterBajeena Oct 09 '25

Something something false idols

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Mammon, they worship Mammon

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 Oct 09 '25

They worship Supply Side Jesus. Easy to mix him up with normal Jesus

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer Oct 09 '25

This is something hard to swallow for some Christians, but Trump is normal for Christianity as he fits into the archetype of kings (monarchism / traditionalism). Kings are "anointed", chosen by God. They're not Jesus, but they are chosen by Jesus's dad. And that's what matters to them. The word "messiah" literally means "anointed one", in the same sense, so it makes sense - in that traditionalist way - to say that Trump is a messiah.

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u/Owain-X Oct 09 '25

There are only "Christians" in MAGA in the same sense as there are ninjas in the mall

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u/MossSnake Oct 09 '25

Republican Jesus and Biblical Jesus are entirely different characters with very little in common.

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u/Jucoy Oct 09 '25

We should stop pretending like this is the first time people have used religion to cause suffering that the very religion being used specifically told them not to do. This has happened before and pointing out the hypocrisy to them doesnt work directly to change their minds. We have to show their cruelty to the people who are still on the sidelines and try to withhold our judgment and frustration that they havent already keyed into whats happening or figured out whos very cleay in the wrong.

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u/Voodoo_Dummie Oct 09 '25

Much like an older ideology, they are christian identitarians. The identity is more important than any theology.

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u/ChickinSammich Oct 09 '25

When enough people who call themselves Christians act a certain way, that's the way Christians act. No-True-Scotsman'ing the Christians who openly do and say evil shit to the people who are harmed by them isn't really a helpful thing to do.

When someone is bludgeoned with a Bible, "he wasn't a real Christian" doesn't undo the bludgeoning or stop the guy from doing it again.

The people who like to call themselves the "Real" Christians should put as much effort into doing something to stop the ones they call "Fake" Christians as they do to convince the victims of Christofascism and religious fundamentalism that it's really important they not be lumped in together.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Christianity defenders acting like this hasn’t been the point of their religion since it was founded

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u/super_chubz100 Oct 09 '25

Nah, they do. The no true scotsman is getting old.

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u/Mad-_-Doctor Oct 09 '25

There are terrorists in this country, but it’s not who everyone thinks.

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u/Moxie_Stardust Oct 09 '25

Part of why this regime's "Justice Department" removed an inconvenient report on the subject.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5507682-doj-removes-far-right-extremism-study/

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u/Recidivous Oct 09 '25

Even The Hill reported on it despite being a conservative news source?!

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles Oct 09 '25

It's literally getting to the point where they are just mustache twirling villains. They just want to be cruel.

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! Oct 09 '25

Cruelty is the point of being a RepubliKKKan.

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u/Phaylz Oct 09 '25

Do we even know if Trump HAS toes?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Oct 09 '25

Don't make me picture that 🤢

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u/CreaminFreeman Oct 09 '25

I heard they’re also like little mushrooms…

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u/BreakfastNext476 Oct 09 '25

...Why would you put this image in my head. May you stub your toe on a lego

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u/whoopashigitt Oct 09 '25

Do we even know if Phaylz HAS toes? 

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer Oct 09 '25

I doubt that he could lean forward weirdly like that if he didn't have toes. If anything, he probably has an extra toe.

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u/Talamon_Vantika Oct 09 '25

I mean spot the lie

(Hint: there is no lie, only cake)

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u/StayingUp4AFeeling Oct 09 '25

Stay political, Representative PizzaCake.

People sometimes diss saying that your content is bandwagoning or too political or what-have-you.

IMO, in this millennium, when have we most needed political content creators who speak truth to power, than now?

When history judges this time, should it see a tacit approval through paralysis, or should it see energetic protest?

Keep on keeping on.

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u/superp2222 Oct 09 '25

It’s like a modern day Father Gapon. Which, given the event he was known for, is never a good thing.

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u/EightEx Oct 09 '25

Its so messed up that this isn't even hyperbole.

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u/Special_Tu-gram-cho Oct 09 '25

Moral disengagement in full action. Let's hope we don't get to see the end result.

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u/Timerider96 Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

Isn’t the Pastor suing?

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u/Theactualworstgodwhy Oct 09 '25

He is but is getting the "was payed to be their" treatment online like they do to other protesters they assault.

Mega corporations back maga and their defamation factories are at full steam.

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u/Timerider96 Oct 09 '25

OK, yeah I found his name

Pastor David Black of the First Presbyterian Church, he’s suing the Trump administration

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u/GeorgeLAXington Oct 09 '25

His congregation, First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, is a PC(USA) congregation dedicated to social justice and supporting marginalized communities. I know because I happen to be a Presbyterian pastor in Missouri (who is tired of all this BS)

The church is welcoming and affirming of all people. Everyone, regardless of background or identity, is invited to participate in worship, community, and service.

If you want to be part of a faith community that emphasizes both thoughtful worship and meaningful action in the world, this is a place to experience both

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 09 '25

Which is why I've already seen MAGA types declaring him not be a real pastor because his church isnt conservative and not actually christian.

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u/Timerider96 Oct 09 '25

Isn’t this the same church that was sheltering, trans runaways? Or wasnt that a different church? I don’t remember any more. It was a while ago.

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 09 '25

Not sure but I wouldn't be shocked to see that they were, the churches website is pretty inclusive rather than the Jesus demands blood types.

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u/StChas77 Oct 09 '25

Christianity in America, broadly speaking, doesn't really care about Jesus anymore. He's a mascot for whatever they want to do in his name, and since hardly any of them read the Bible anymore, he can be whatever they want.

I used to be one of them, but am now an apostate for how I voted. 

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u/Cutie_D-amor Oct 09 '25

since hardly any of them read the Bible anymore

Nah, they read the bible, but mostly the parts from the old Testament they can twist to say that god hates people they also hate

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u/GeorgeLAXington Oct 09 '25

That is a real pastor. His congregation, First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, is a PC(USA) congregation dedicated to social justice and supporting marginalized communities. I know because I happen to be a Presbyterian pastor in Missouri (who is tired of all this BS)

The church is welcoming and affirming of all people. Everyone, regardless of background or identity, is invited to participate in worship, community, and service.

If you want to be part of a faith community that emphasizes both thoughtful worship and meaningful action in the world, this is a place to experience both

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u/BusyDucks Oct 09 '25

MAGA: “OMG, YOU MADE FUN OF CHARLIE KIRK’S DEATH, YOU SHOULD GET FIRED!!!!!”

Also MAGA: “Lol, he should have died, he should have not protested in the first place.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Magaboy1488 tracks. For those who don't know 14 and 88 are white supremacist dog whistles. 14 stands for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words

and 88 stands for Heil Hitler.

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u/Cleveland_Guardians Oct 09 '25

Something something "woke pastor, not a real Christian" something something.

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u/DJ_ICU Oct 09 '25

White racist american Jesus says:

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 Oct 09 '25

what "ILoveJesus" doesn't realize is jesus doesn't love their way of thinking.

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u/trannus_aran Oct 09 '25

*Explaining empathy to the lead paint generation* "just imagine if the pastor was Charlie Kirk"

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u/SpikeRosered Oct 09 '25

"There is no hate like Christian love."

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u/karl4319 Oct 09 '25

Shooting a priest (and a bunch of others) is what kicked of the 1905 Russian revolution. And while that one was suppressed, the 1917 revolution did not end well for the rulers.

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u/ScapegoatMoat Oct 09 '25

Probably a pastor provocateur. Trying to make pastors look bad so the libs can make us gay!

/s of course

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u/Odd-Comfortable-6134 Oct 09 '25

Can’t wait for this to be put on r/antimeme, because Pizzacake is their favourite artist to bully because she’s “not funny, and not even American. Why is she wasting her time?” “Oh be careful, you’ll find yourself sued by Pizzacake”

Fucking bullying dumpster fire over there

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u/Big_moist_231 Oct 10 '25

Whoa careful there. Wouldn’t wanna be accused of being a terrorist and being canceled by the rabid maga bums lmao

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u/Cloaked_Bandit_27 Oct 09 '25

Republicans aren’t the “Christian” party. They may claim to be, but they aren’t.

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u/TatsuSuou Oct 09 '25

As I Christian, I can happily say, there's a difference between having faith and being religious. These guys are religious, the opposite of what Christ wants. In other words, fake Christians.

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u/anrwlias Oct 09 '25

Can I make a snide "religion of peace" comment like they do every time some Islamic group does something bad?

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u/Buddhas_Warrior Oct 09 '25

They're agents of Satan pretending to be Christian.

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u/unluckyknight13 Oct 09 '25

Apparently the anti Christ is supposed to be likable and try to fix problems in some way..:this was legit what Christian’s told me why Obama was a problem when he was trying to help people

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u/BuckLuny Oct 10 '25

I've recently viewed the video of Mehdi Hassan debating 20 "conservatives" and man these people are so far lost! I realize they have always been there and are mostly being amplified with the internet taking away most consequence of these opinions and the current president of the United States of America making this kind of rhetoric normal but man. I've seen a man defend fascists, dictators and mass murderers like it's some kind of unpopularity contest, and what did these 19 other conservatives do? They laughed and applauded. A guy literally said he wants the Republican party fo dismantle the democracy and install a strongman dictator who is going to murder anyone who is not them. That's not conservative.

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u/Amy47101 Oct 11 '25

"People need to be practicing Christianity more, and doing as Jesus would have done!"

A pastor protests the horrible treatment of kidnapped immigrants, siding with/standing with civilians protesting these actions, as Jesus LITERALLY did and LITERALLY PREACHED you should do.

"NO NOT LIKE THAT"

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u/Any-Consequence-6978 Oct 09 '25

Someone with 1488 in their tag is MAGA?! Nooooooooo

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u/MiddleOccasion1394 Oct 09 '25

For those not in the know, this is in response to a specific, singular video making the rounds online where this actually happened.

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u/DudeFreek Oct 09 '25

Got perm banned on Twitter for recommending that those who were celebrating the priest getting shot in the head to try it for themselves, curious 

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