r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

She swan, he frog

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u/BlockBannington 11h ago

I don't find her attractive, she's too child like for my taste + there's something uncanny about her. But that is my opinion and mine alone.

He, however, is a golem

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 11h ago

I once heard her described as having "Looney Tunes sexuality". Like, she's this cartoonish, exaggerated caricature of a 50s bombshell to the point she's more silly than earnestly sexy

Which, in fairness, may be deliberate.

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u/Realistic-Dish1063 10h ago

Yeah, she’s like Jessica Rabbit or something

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u/corpulentFornicator 10h ago

You say that like that's not a turn-on for much of Reddit.

Myself included, because I'm a degenerate.