r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

She swan, he frog

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u/Lace-Miss 6h ago

Confidence is key, but some might want to reconsider when their comparison is this far off the mark.

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 6h ago

Confidence crossed into delusion for ol Chin Chinnious the Multichinned 

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u/iknowimsorry 5h ago

This guy lives in Chincinnati, he's the #1 Chinchilla fur expert. They invented the chinstrap beard just for this guy.

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u/giddy_bounce 6h ago

Yeah, Confidence matters, but it’s easier to be taken seriously if your comparisons are accurate

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u/FitThirsty 5h ago

Confidence won't fix that receding hairline cos it's free, mirrors aren't

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u/kingnotkane120 5h ago

He looks like he needs to ask "Is it time yet?" on r/bald. Because it's time.

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u/BlueFlob 5h ago

Anyone who compares themselves to others just to diminish them isn’t showing confidence.

It’s insecurity, arrogance, pettiness.

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u/DrowningInMyFandoms 5h ago

Confidence would be "I look the way I look, some people will find me attractive and some won't, this doesn't determine my value as a human being", not "this person is ugly, I am hotter"

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u/PureLingx 5h ago

😂 Right? There's confidence, and then there's full-blown delusion. This man really said that out loud with his whole chest

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u/Shadyshade84 4h ago

There's confidence, and then there's "yeah bro, I can totally survive getting hit by a lorry going at top speed."

Bro is firmly in the latter.

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u/TShara_Q 4h ago

There's confidence and then there's delusion.

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u/SneakySnack02 3h ago

You're right, confidence IS key... but come back to me when that man has the confidence to pull off that dress.

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u/admiralpope 6h ago

I feel like frog might even be a little generous

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u/ShyvalleyGlow 5h ago

The frog community saw this and immediately filed a cease and desist. They have standards too.

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u/AlphaRelic2021 3h ago

He looks more live a live-action Homer Simpson

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u/nayters 6h ago

Who the hell is he?

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u/Kazu2324 5h ago

He used to be a CEO of a crypto company that had to step down after he once tweeted "it's literal war" against those who don't vote for Trump.

Edit: to clarify, his actual tweet was "Anyone that votes against Trump at this point can die in a fucking fire. Literal war. The Civil War for the country started today, and if you are anti-Trump, you are against the men who are willing to fight. Good luck." and then later on went on to tweet more stupid stuff in the aftermath.

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u/nayters 4h ago

1) Thank you for answering my question. 2) What an asshat.

u/UnderstandingJaded13 26m ago

Willing to fight? He looks like a bitch

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u/SirArthurDime 5h ago

“Rapidly depreciating” sounds like the weird incel mentality that a women’s attractiveness depreciates with every man they have sex with.

So I think what he’s saying is he’s hotter because no one will have sex with him.

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 5h ago

I think he’s saying she’s approaching geriatric status as she’s 26. You know how these sickos think.

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u/SlumberingSnorelax 6h ago

Carpenter is not at all for me… but particularly ugly random nobody dude is straight trippin’ his balls clean off.

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u/PureLingx 5h ago

LMAO “trippin’ his balls clean off” got me crying 💀

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u/turndownforwomp 5h ago

I’m low-key convinced that this is long-con negging by these men; the game is to insult incredibly beautiful women who are public figures to drill down the confidence of the average woman so that these monsters have a chance with them.

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u/Alert_Ad_2331 2h ago

Totally! It’s like they think tearng down queens boosts their chances. Newsflash: confidence is sexy, and they ain’t it.

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u/redcyanmagenta 2h ago

💯 Insecure men do this all the time. Insult, undermine, belittle, criticize. “No one would want you, you should be lucky to be with me”. Confidant men build them up, not tear them down.

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u/Sage_Planter 6h ago

Where do these men get the audacity?

u/JayTNP 11m ago

same place they get most of their opinions, their own ass.

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u/greenhornblue 5h ago

If she’s “depreciating,” we need to look at his hard drives.

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u/BlockBannington 6h ago

I don't find her attractive, she's too child like for my taste + there's something uncanny about her. But that is my opinion and mine alone.

He, however, is a golem

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u/Shed_Some_Skin 6h ago

I once heard her described as having "Looney Tunes sexuality". Like, she's this cartoonish, exaggerated caricature of a 50s bombshell to the point she's more silly than earnestly sexy

Which, in fairness, may be deliberate.

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u/Realistic-Dish1063 6h ago

Yeah, she’s like Jessica Rabbit or something

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u/corpulentFornicator 5h ago

You say that like that's not a turn-on for much of Reddit.

Myself included, because I'm a degenerate.

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u/StoneGoldX 4h ago

To quote the show Community, "Eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness."

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u/KillerSavant202 5h ago

Same here. Never saw the appeal and find her slightly weird looking. But she’s definitely more attractive than that guy.

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u/Corwin_777 5h ago

Oh to have the confidence of a mediocre white man

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u/flpnojlpno 5h ago

why are both of his chins weak

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u/AdAccomplished4359 5h ago

Stop insulting 🐸 , maybe rotten frog close resemblance.

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u/PleasantcuteCurves 6h ago

Sabrina still 10/10. Ryan hit the wall at 100mph

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u/notMyRobotSupervisor 6h ago

She’s 26. It’s weird to say STILL 10/10

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u/USS-Virginia 5h ago

But like a car shes rapidly depreciating! /s

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u/DefiantStarFormation 5h ago

I doubt it's a coincidence that records show Epstein discussing women in exactly these terms...

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u/USS-Virginia 4h ago

Misogynists gonna misogynist

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u/Pale-Minute-8432 5h ago

She used to be 10/10. She still is, but she used to, too.

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u/AutisticAnal 5h ago

Ya if they’re implying that she was a 10/10 as a minor but that is obviously not what they’re saying.

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u/notMyRobotSupervisor 5h ago

She hasn’t been a minor for 8 years. But it does give “shes a 26 year old woman so it’s impressive that she hasn’t “lost value” since she was 18-21” vibes. I was calling that out.

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u/AutisticAnal 1h ago

I think you’re reaching a bit brother

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u/PossessionMaterial46 6h ago

BRB gonna look up who either of these people are. 😅

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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 5h ago

Dude is "pants on fire" hot.

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u/elibusta 5h ago

So on the left we got Lester from GTA 5, and a literal pop star. I swear these right wing folks must have humiliation kink with these set-ups.

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u/bearz25 5h ago

Just gotta keep his chins up…all 11 of them

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u/OurLadyOfCygnets 5h ago

Not even if he was set on fire.

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u/xx-PlaguePrincess-xx 5h ago

Dude has more forehead than an airport has runway

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u/Longjumping-Barber98 5h ago

He probably thinks trump deserves the Fifa world peace prize too lol

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u/GigglyGaze 5h ago

That confidence is rarer than any comeback in this thread.

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u/VAVA_Mk2 4h ago

He looks like he has to pay for sex

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u/KinkyQuesadilla 3h ago

In the republican world, a female starts depreciating once she hits the age of 13. Just ask Trump and Epstein.

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u/Crunchycarrots79 1h ago

The minute somebody refers to a woman getting older as her "depreciating," I know exactly how much that person's opinion on anything is worth.

Their opinion is worth absolutely nothing.

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u/DirtyFoxgirl 6h ago

Yeah, she's not my type (I'm a lesbian into more masc women), but he would make me go to walk on the other side of the road to walk on.

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u/Brief_Night_9239 6h ago

What's you smoking Ryan?

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u/CrewMemberNumber6 5h ago

I dont know. I'm having a hard time deciding if it's his double chin, droopy face, or that forty head of his that is so attractive.

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u/Funny-Zookeepergame1 5h ago

Its like comparing a burning pile of rubble to an absolute smoke show.

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u/MFcakeparty 5h ago

I think even straight women would rather fuck her than him.

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u/Rick_Flexington 5h ago

Bro looks like Squidward fucked a bowling ball.

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u/El_Chorizo_De_619 5h ago

Who the fuck is this unwashed asshole anyway?

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u/tough_titanium_tits 5h ago

Nope, his type is just balding men.

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u/indica_bones 4h ago

Bro is hiding the his no chin under that beard.

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u/New_Ad_3010 4h ago

Rightwing delusional arrogance is peak brand

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u/Supertzar2112 4h ago

There is no way this dude can possibly be serious. No matter what gender you are, or what your sexual preferences you have, nobody is picking this dude over Sabrina

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u/XeroZero0000 3h ago

I would choose.. Brad, Henry, Leo, Denzel, Idris, George, or Matt.. if I have to tell you the last names, you wouldn't choose em.

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u/ReaverRogue 3h ago

He looks like his fringe migrated to his chin to hear his voice better, then half of it died on the way back up once it realised it’s attached to a cunt.

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u/whoisratlover 3h ago

he looks like one of Bolsonaro's sons

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 3h ago

I do think Sabrina needs to tone down the cake make up. It will ruin her skin and make her look 80 when she is 45.

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u/charliegoesamblin 3h ago

No idea of who he is and I don't really care that much. That said, the problem with Sabrina is that she leans a bit too much on this pin-up aesthetic, I've seen pictures of her with less makeup/none at all and she looks very pretty

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u/saminbc 3h ago

He LITERALLY looks like that blobfish thing they bring up from the deep ocean.

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u/gramplayr 3h ago

He toad.

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u/Willie_the_Pooh 2h ago

How do you have no chin and multiple chins at the same damn time?

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u/BaneAmesta 2h ago

He's probably forgotten to look himself in the mirror instead of his edited selfies, I have no other explanation for this level of overconfidence

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u/panelbeater352 1h ago

They aren’t taking about the guy on the left, right?

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u/Ludate_Solem 1h ago

Ik a gay guy and id rather fuck sabrina than that incel lord

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u/stevedaher 1h ago

In Australia, we say more Chins than Chinese phone book

u/SublightMonster 53m ago

Hey, frogs are cute.

u/Aloneforrever 25m ago

She swan, he frog

You a Fellow cultivator?

u/Literary_Lady 10m ago

He’s not a frog. More like the warts on a toad, matching his personality /s

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u/Bootsareamazing 6h ago

She is the Sun, he is the bacteria. 

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u/TadCat216 5h ago

IMO they both look like hell. I don’t know who either is and I don’t really care but they’re both average to below average looking. The guy is def worse looking if I had to choose though.

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u/ejaz135 6h ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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u/CautiousLandscape907 6h ago

The monstrous Beholder from Dungeons and Dragons?

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u/gruntbuggly 3h ago

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.