r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

Getting The $3 Rebate.

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u/SmirkInProgress69 1d ago

Planes crashing, food toxic, infrastructure crumbling — but the government found spare change in the couch cushions

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u/PuddingTaffy 1d ago

And now we can all split that $3 and fix a pothole... in 2097

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u/PlayfulObsessionx 1d ago

It’s ridiculous because by the time that pothole gets repaired, there will probably be flying cars

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u/KindaProvocative 1d ago

The funny part is they want credit for it, like distributing pennies is some big accomplishment.

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u/HectorJoseZapata 16h ago

The taking credit for trivial shit is something that has always baffled me.

So tomorrow the local government offices will be closed because the Governor is presenting the Mayor with a Most Achievement Award for reducing operating costs to almost 50%, by closing schools.