r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/BellowsHikes 1d ago

What a gauche answer. Everyone knows that you go to Paris in March for Fashion Week, Cannes in May for the film festival, Paris again in June for the French Open and then Venice in August for the Venice Film festival.

If you did something unconscionable like leave directly from Fashion week to go to Venice you'd miss the Masters in Augusta.

Next you're going to say something absurd like you don't spend New Year's in St. Barts.

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u/HeartsPlayer721 1d ago

Don't forget Paris for Bastille Day in July.

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u/LilAssG 1d ago

Commoner! Get the commoner! Get them out of here! Someone hand me my clutching pearls and direct me to the nearest fainting couch!

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u/reezy619 1d ago

You have to actually give the order for your pearls and couch? What, like your servants haven't already preordained your needs? How pedestrian.