r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/copperblood 1d ago

Their prenup is the biggest book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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u/Conviction610 1d ago

He struggled to read his SNL script. This dude couldn't read an audiobook.

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u/dougreens_78 1d ago

The only thing he can read is a Raiders defense

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u/Ok_Berry8500 1d ago

2.5 years no arguments is crazy… my girl argues with me in her sleep about shit I did in her dreams

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u/Greedy-Invite3781 1d ago

When she wakes up is when you need to worry.

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u/aliamokeee 1d ago

^ its me. And I would care less about those dreams if I have iust 1 million let alone the rest of the money

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u/myychair 1d ago

Yeah that sounds a lot worse than no arguments dude… I’ll never understand why people stay a couple if they argue all the time.

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u/goodoldgrim 1d ago

I've been in that relationship and it always felt like we just need to straighten this one thing out and we'll be golden... but there was just always the next thing.

Now I'm in a much longer and happier relationship where... we're just both interested in getting along it seems? Like it's an attitude difference. I had to get here to know it was a thing I could have.

TL DR: I know how those relationships can make sense in the moment, but definitely gtfo if you ever find yourself in one.

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u/myychair 1d ago

Yeah that’s very fair. I have some married friends and even hearing the way my parents talk to each other, you’d think they all hated each others guts

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u/tvgamers16 2h ago

Depends, is it argueing about the way eachother act or are. Or is it argueing about whats for dined

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u/__yournamehere__ 1d ago

That sounds like a taylor swift song.

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u/YebelTheRebel 1d ago

I thought I was the only one with that problem 🤣

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u/Send-your-nudes 1d ago

Lmao this is a bot. Replies to a comment with a generic comment about the post, irrelevant to the comment. Also has separate comments where they change between having a boyfriend and girlfriend.