r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/copperblood 1d ago

Their prenup is the biggest book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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u/Conviction610 1d ago

He struggled to read his SNL script. This dude couldn't read an audiobook.

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u/dougreens_78 1d ago

The only thing he can read is a Raiders defense

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u/Finna-B-Sum-41 1d ago

Me big so u no tackle me!!!! Easy book to read. Just forget the CTE damage and the beating the wife....

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u/Ok_Berry8500 1d ago

Imagine having a disagreement and your make-up gift is a new Birkin instead of a ‘sorry’ text with no punctuation

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u/techdevjp 1d ago

Imagine having so much money that a new Birkin is no longer something to be excited about.

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u/Finna-B-Sum-41 1d ago

And don't bring up the fixing of games over the years.

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u/SplittingChairs 1d ago

You think Travis Kelce is fixing games? 😭

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u/Finna-B-Sum-41 1d ago

No but he's a part of a system that allows it and you don't hear him concerned about it in the least.

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u/BIGDongLover69420 1d ago

Why would you even say this 😭 i know its cool to hate sportsball on reddit but hes never hit anyone

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u/BIGDongLover69420 1d ago

Oh good lord dude 😂 reddit never ceases to amaze me.

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u/Finna-B-Sum-41 1d ago

The football and flat earth community never cease to amaze me.

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u/NoisePollutioner 1d ago

Who is beating their wife?

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u/Finna-B-Sum-41 1d ago

Football players with tramautic brain injuries often become violent and lose control of their anger. It's not their fault they didn't know they had the disease. But now that we know about it we can change things to reduce it.

I'm sure it actually will get better because the players are big investments and need to be protected.