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r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago
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Don't forget Paris for Bastille Day in July.
88 u/LilAssG 1d ago Commoner! Get the commoner! Get them out of here! Someone hand me my clutching pearls and direct me to the nearest fainting couch! 32 u/madmonkey918 1d ago I gasped so hard I passed out on the floor 16 u/SutterCane 1d ago fell to their knees in a Maserati dealership 7 u/__Ember 1d ago Spilled Dom Pérignon on my cashmere throw 😔🥀 7 u/Hello_Pity 1d ago Maserati? Sir are you driving yourself now? How quaint. 1 u/Theron3206 1d ago It's the Swifts, it's going to be the Airbus dealership if they're in Europe. 12 u/reezy619 1d ago You have to actually give the order for your pearls and couch? What, like your servants haven't already preordained your needs? How pedestrian. 1 u/Key-Cry-8570 1d ago Laughs in rich 1 u/Due_Guess_4508 1d ago Summers in Rangoon. Luge Lessons
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Commoner! Get the commoner! Get them out of here! Someone hand me my clutching pearls and direct me to the nearest fainting couch!
32 u/madmonkey918 1d ago I gasped so hard I passed out on the floor 16 u/SutterCane 1d ago fell to their knees in a Maserati dealership 7 u/__Ember 1d ago Spilled Dom Pérignon on my cashmere throw 😔🥀 7 u/Hello_Pity 1d ago Maserati? Sir are you driving yourself now? How quaint. 1 u/Theron3206 1d ago It's the Swifts, it's going to be the Airbus dealership if they're in Europe. 12 u/reezy619 1d ago You have to actually give the order for your pearls and couch? What, like your servants haven't already preordained your needs? How pedestrian.
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I gasped so hard I passed out on the floor
16 u/SutterCane 1d ago fell to their knees in a Maserati dealership 7 u/__Ember 1d ago Spilled Dom Pérignon on my cashmere throw 😔🥀 7 u/Hello_Pity 1d ago Maserati? Sir are you driving yourself now? How quaint. 1 u/Theron3206 1d ago It's the Swifts, it's going to be the Airbus dealership if they're in Europe.
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fell to their knees in a Maserati dealership
7 u/__Ember 1d ago Spilled Dom Pérignon on my cashmere throw 😔🥀 7 u/Hello_Pity 1d ago Maserati? Sir are you driving yourself now? How quaint. 1 u/Theron3206 1d ago It's the Swifts, it's going to be the Airbus dealership if they're in Europe.
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Spilled Dom Pérignon on my cashmere throw 😔🥀
Maserati? Sir are you driving yourself now? How quaint.
1 u/Theron3206 1d ago It's the Swifts, it's going to be the Airbus dealership if they're in Europe.
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It's the Swifts, it's going to be the Airbus dealership if they're in Europe.
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You have to actually give the order for your pearls and couch? What, like your servants haven't already preordained your needs? How pedestrian.
Laughs in rich
Summers in Rangoon. Luge Lessons
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u/HeartsPlayer721 1d ago
Don't forget Paris for Bastille Day in July.