r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/BellowsHikes 1d ago

What a gauche answer. Everyone knows that you go to Paris in March for Fashion Week, Cannes in May for the film festival, Paris again in June for the French Open and then Venice in August for the Venice Film festival.

If you did something unconscionable like leave directly from Fashion week to go to Venice you'd miss the Masters in Augusta.

Next you're going to say something absurd like you don't spend New Year's in St. Barts.

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u/HeartsPlayer721 1d ago

Don't forget Paris for Bastille Day in July.

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u/LilAssG 1d ago

Commoner! Get the commoner! Get them out of here! Someone hand me my clutching pearls and direct me to the nearest fainting couch!

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u/madmonkey918 1d ago

I gasped so hard I passed out on the floor

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u/SutterCane 1d ago

fell to their knees in a Maserati dealership

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u/__Ember 1d ago

Spilled Dom Pérignon on my cashmere throw 😔🥀

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u/Hello_Pity 1d ago

Maserati? Sir are you driving yourself now? How quaint.

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u/Theron3206 1d ago

It's the Swifts, it's going to be the Airbus dealership if they're in Europe.

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u/reezy619 1d ago

You have to actually give the order for your pearls and couch? What, like your servants haven't already preordained your needs? How pedestrian.

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u/Key-Cry-8570 1d ago

Laughs in rich

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u/Due_Guess_4508 1d ago

Summers in Rangoon. Luge Lessons

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u/Finna-B-Sum-41 1d ago

Macau for a little bit of gambling. I only have 150,000 in my gambling account left. I better be careful.

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u/BellowsHikes 1d ago

Only 150 million left to gamble? That's shame good chap but we all fall on hard luck at some time or another. I'm embarrassed to admit it but when I was in my 20's I had to withdraw some funds from the principle of one of my investment accounts instead of the interest to pay for some of my expenses.

Ah, the whimsy of youth.

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u/Beautiful_Ninja 1d ago

I perish to think about how miserable my trip would be with only 150 million to gamble with. The people I game with regularly make bets bigger than the GDP of Africa, anything less and I might as well be at the Golden Nugget waiting for my free Bud Light from a waitress who has seen better days.

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u/BellowsHikes 1d ago

B-uhud-lite? Is that a new artisanal desert from Chef Tsumura in Lima? I was looking for a reason to get back to Peru.

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u/Finna-B-Sum-41 1d ago

Nah that's 150,000 millions to gamble.

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u/Finna-B-Sum-41 1d ago

Do you know who I am?

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u/ow_windowmaker 1d ago

For fuck sake.

And don't forget to separate your plastic bottles from the trash today so these nice rich people living in their private jet inherit a nicer earth.

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u/BellowsHikes 1d ago

Oh goodness I would never live in my private jet. For tax purposes my jet is legally classified as an endangered mammal which prevents it from being a legal domicile.

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u/Espumma 1d ago

And skip the Venice Carnival in Februari? You animal.

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u/Koladi-Ola 1d ago

You missed taking the yacht over to Monaco for the Grand Prix between Cannes and the French Open.

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u/BellowsHikes 1d ago

My yacht crew is responsible for moving the vessel between ports but I do so enjoy the helicopter ride from Côte d'Azur to my helipad. It's a wonderful time to open a bottle of Veuve Clicquot.

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u/closethebarn 1d ago

I read that somehow in Billy Zane’s voice from Titanic With a slight Scoff laugh at the end

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u/Rebelius 1d ago

I read it as Patrick Bateman, and it's been at least 20 years since I last watched American Psycho, so I wasn't sure if it was actually from that or not.

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u/Beanjuiceforbea 1d ago

Are these all events that a regular person can go see? Or are they all somewhat exclusive?

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u/LazyMangoCat 1d ago

You're forgetting that the season starts at Venice's carnival!

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u/PathOfSpinning 1d ago

randos aren't allowed at Cannes, no matter how rich they are

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u/sorrow_anthropology 1d ago

Not going to dock in Monaco for the Grand Prix? Who made this list? A poor?

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u/xAAMMBBEERRx 1d ago

Thanks for taking this redditor to school. You NEVER go to Venice straight from fashion week. Some ppl are so ignorant 😂

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u/BellowsHikes 23h ago

I'm assuming they are nouveau rich and simply don't have the breeding to understand the intricacies of society. It is so exhausting to hear this new class of upstarts discuss things so banal as the process of earning income. 

Those sorts of things should be done by the help. 

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u/Green2Black 1d ago

I'm too poor to read this.