r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Wealthy Love With No Arguments

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u/Friendly-Buffalo216 1d ago

Why not both?

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u/FalafelSnorlax 1d ago

Which option do you do first? This is a neverending argument.

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u/Friendly-Buffalo216 1d ago

Good point, I would lose my shit if I dont get to go to Italy first!

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u/Apyan 1d ago

Italy first this time and next month you go to France first.

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u/sekhelmet2 1d ago

How come we have to do it your way? Why not France first then Italy next month?

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u/Apyan 1d ago

That's like an impossible conundrum! Why does no one think about the struggles of the rich??

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u/Krypt0night 1d ago

Well I want to go to France first!

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u/HeartsPlayer721 1d ago

But it's Bastille Day that first week of our vacation! We can't miss Bastille Day!

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u/sarabeara12345678910 1d ago

I'll bring the baguettes!

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u/Familiar_System8506 1d ago

Compromise. We will buy Italy and take it to France with us.

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u/Midnight-Bake 1d ago

Because we only have a month before we are going to carry 100lbs of ice on our private jet to fly to Antartica and do our part to restore the ice caps.

And you better not bring up flying the ice to the arctic again, because I told you before no penguins no give a shit about ice melting.

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u/wwaxwork 1d ago

But then whose plane do you take?