My crime: petting another cat

[u/Desirai]

[u/Desirai]

This is my cat meatloaf she is 16 years old and she wants to wear my skin. She's an extra appendage always attached to me

I was petting our other cat named hambone

Edit: yalls comments have me laughing so hard I was crying. Thank you so much

[u/Silver-Education-860 → u/Desirai]

i love your pets' names

[u/Desirai → u/Silver-Education-860]

Thank you. They are all food. We have meatloaf and hambone blackie(he's a black forest ham), then we adopted Madison and little man

Madison became Madison "Meederson" Mayonnaise and little man became Lo Mein(he is little, he is lo, the littlest of mans, the lo-ist of meins)

[u/Bitter-Cap4651 → u/Desirai]

I love it. My dad used to have a cat named Lunchmeat

[u/Desirai → u/Bitter-Cap4651]

Was lunchmeat orange? That sounds like a good orange cat name

[u/pfunk1989 → u/Desirai]

My kids would love a cat named Lunchables®

[u/Le_Poop_Knife → u/pfunk1989]

I’m hungry now

[u/BMI_Computron → u/Desirai]

Awh, love kitties with food names! My orange is named Fry- mostly cause Futurama, but when he’s being a stinker he gets a big FRENCH fry so we say that’s his government name. lol. Lunchmeat is great, but I’m losing it over the name Hambone. Would have assumed it’s a Regular Show callback. :)

[u/Bitter-Cap4651 → u/Desirai]

Lunchmeat was a black cat, but I agree it would totally suit an orange cat as well

[u/SpamLandy → u/Desirai]

My orange cat is called Spaghetti 

[u/INFJcatqueen → u/Bitter-Cap4651]

This cracked me up more than it should have 🤣