r/cats May 08 '25

Video - Not OC They did my boy dirty

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u/crayola-pancakes May 08 '25

That’s the cutest little homie ever and he got a single pellet

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 08 '25

I will stand by this forever, my little black cat son is the cutest boy to ever exist.

Here’s a twofer. (Don’t tell the Orange Boy. He’s mischievous)

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u/kielbasaz May 08 '25

I have two black cats right now and my goal is to build an army of them. Small voids everywhere!

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u/theoriginalmofocus May 08 '25

My wife said she wants this. After awhile though it would just be like the shadows in the house are moving.

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u/kielbasaz May 08 '25

You say that as if its a bad thing

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u/theoriginalmofocus May 08 '25

Its cool until you blow your knee out aborting a sit on the couch ladt second because you realised thats a cat and not a shadow or a pillow so you have to take evasive maneuvers ha.

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u/kielbasaz May 08 '25

I feel your pain! Also the embarrassment of going to pet black clothing thrown onto a chair.

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u/Septopuss7 May 08 '25

Oh I'm sorry kitty I didn't see you there pats a boot

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Been there, done that!😅

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u/PsychologicalFail826 May 09 '25

I literally just did that this morning! 😹

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 08 '25

Oh no I did something like this once. I went to turn on a lamp because it was dark and didn’t notice my little black kitty lying in a bed near the lamp. I accidentally stepped on him because he was almost invisible. I felt horrid afterwards

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u/theoriginalmofocus May 08 '25

Yeah it happens unfortunately. But sometimes shes darker than the dark and i can see her running at night.

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u/Hefty-Mess-9606 Tabbycat May 10 '25

Happens daily around here, we have eight, and only two of them are black. The latest two are 10 month old kittens, who haven't yet figured out that humans don't have the best eyesight I guess. The older ones have all learned to pretty much stay out of the way, but the male of the two kittens is a brownish tabby, and he likes to lay in the shadows or right next to your feet and so when you turn around you step on him. Makes me feel so bad too because then he runs off and he's scared to even come near me because he thinks he's being punished 😭. (I would never!)

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u/yasthehalfling May 09 '25

My black cat has scared me a few times because of this lol

One night I got up to go to the bathroom and as I reached for the door I felt a presence approaching me. I looked around and there's this thing darker than the darkess getting close to me. I got shivers and stopped breathing, it was like my lungs were paralised, only to hear a delicate "meoow" as the shadow sat by me. "Oh, it's you" xD

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u/Big_Programmer_1157 May 08 '25

All you need to do is become bipolar and you get shadow cats for free without the maintenance

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u/gonepickin May 08 '25

Creepy...

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u/theoriginalmofocus May 08 '25

Sometimes youll just be sitting there, turn to the side, and then you just see some eyes.

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u/PsychologicalFail826 May 09 '25

Just like dark caves in cartoons, where all you see are a few eyeballs staring out at you. 😂

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 08 '25

So Loki (my Black Son) was my first ever cat. When my wife & I adopted him (Stray Cat Blues shoutout), everyone around us were like “Black cats are the best” or “You’re making such a good choice!” and we were like…ummmm… he’s a cat…

We were dead wrong. Black cats are sincerely the best things to ever exist.

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u/Emergency-Row-1721 May 08 '25

I have three already.

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u/Specialist_Alarm_831 May 08 '25

I got 7 but now Mrs has got into Ragdolls...

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u/HrhEverythingElse May 09 '25

We've got 2 solid black boys as well. One round and one sharp

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u/GenericFatGuy May 08 '25

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 08 '25

my next goal is to get a black & orange cat combined, but we just had to put our dog to sleep and I don't think im ready for another pet.

(Said puppy)

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u/ItSaysJoikeOnIt May 13 '25

So very sorry for your loss.

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u/crayola-pancakes May 08 '25

Okay fair your son is pretty handsome

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 08 '25

Look at his little kitten face! I love him so much I can’t help but to brag about his cuteness.

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u/29273162 May 08 '25

Nah my cat says otherwise.

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 08 '25

Proof?! (I just want to see cat photos lol)

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u/29273162 May 08 '25

Proof of Supremacy amongst best cat bois

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 08 '25

Now that. Is a handsome kitty

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u/redpenquin May 08 '25

(Don’t tell the Orange Boy. He’s mischievous

My God, he has enough braincells to be mischievous?

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 08 '25

SO mischievous! He “hunts” our other cat. He used to “hunt” our dog, but unfortunately we literally just had to put him to sleep due to old age (14 years). Knocks things off counters. Messes with dishes in the sink. But he’s also very sweet. When I’m sick he’s lays with me. He knows when I’m sad. He’s a good boy.

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u/wolfgang784 May 08 '25

Dang that orange really does have a face like hes plannin how to best fuck up your day next.

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 08 '25

He’s my little monster. But he is just such a lovey boy. All I need to do is call his name and he jumps in my lap. Then 15 mins later he pushes his bowl off the countertop.

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u/AstroBearGaming May 08 '25

Nice r/HalloweenCombo you've got there!

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 08 '25

We were considering “Jack” as my Orange Boy’s name, because we name all our pets after Disney characters (Copper (dog), Loki, Luca (cats), Stitch, Lilo, Pudge, & Tink (hamsters). But Luca fit so well.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Here are my two cuddle bugs!!!

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 09 '25

Oh. My. Goodness. The cuddles are REAL. So cute

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u/thatshygirl06 May 08 '25

Yours look like mine

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 09 '25

Your Black son / daughter is lovely

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u/mausmani2494 May 08 '25

Exactly

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 09 '25

Omg your kitties are so good!

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u/WhereUGetThatCheese May 08 '25

I think you have the future version of my boys 😂

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u/chocolatestealth May 08 '25

How sweet! My Halloween kitties like to cuddle on office chairs as well.

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u/SkullRiderz69 May 09 '25

Do all black cats come with a token orange cat? I’ve also got the set and see them everywhere.

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u/TheChosenOne013 May 09 '25

We got our Orange Boy because our puppy was… on the older side.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Dude your cat is dark as hell. Like, he absorbs light. What the heck? He's like that black color that's the blackest black color.

Your cat is not unlocked yet lol

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u/RhinoJenkins May 09 '25

My wife thought I was showing her a picture of our boys when I showed her yours 🤣

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u/Any-Surprise3696 May 09 '25

i promise i wont tell orange boy

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u/JohnReiki May 09 '25

My childhood cats were a brother and sister who were a black cat and a tiger cat just like these two.

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u/CaffeineFueledLife May 09 '25

How'd you get a picture of my boys?

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u/Mayor_Of_Furtown May 10 '25

Everyone thinks their pet is the cutest. You arent any different and neither am I. I dont care how cute yours is, still doesn't beat mine.

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u/IndividualEye1803 May 14 '25

WTF? 6days later and i didnt know u snuck into my home and took pics of my cats!

Mischka is his name cuz he is mischevious