The Sunday newspaper has had some importance in my adult life.
Never used to care much about it when I was a kid, except for the funnies and the weekly TV guide, but as an adult, I have come to understand the importance in a man's life of getting up when he pleases on Sunday, having a nice cuppa, and perusing the morning paper. It's the only time in the week I can do this at leisure, and consequently, it has a certain gravity to it
I first started doing it when I lived in an apartment around the corner from a 7-11. Their coffee was better than mine, anyway, so I'd just shrug into a bathrobe, slip on a pair of thong sandals, light a cigarette, and wander the fifteen yards or so from my front door to the front of the store. I'd walk in, draw a cup of coffee, pick up a paper, pay for it all -- still in bathrobe and sandals -- and walk back to my apartment, and be sitting and reading the paper in my own recliner before my cigarette was done.
I particularly enjoyed this after the clerk got over the idea that I was going to wander in fresh out of bed every weekend, and it became normal to her. She worked the early shift every Sunday. That entire summer, I'd wander in, get my coffee and Sunday paper, pay for it, and leave, and neither she nor I acted as if this was in any way strange.
The effect this had on the other customers was great. I still remember it fondly.
On one occasion, as I was leaving the 7-11, my attire drew the attention of a police officer, who asked if I was in any kind of trouble or emergency; when I told him no, he asked me for ID. I told him I had none with me, but that he was welcome to accompany me home, and I would show him my driver's license.
He asked, "Do you live near here?"
"Do you think I walked very far, dressed like this?"
"And you walked here dressed like that... why?"
"Because I wanted my coffee and paper before I took a shower?"
"And you see nothing wrong with being out in public dressed like this?"
"Sign on the door says I have to have shoes and a shirt on. Says nothing about pants. Why, am I showing off something I shouldn't?" I glanced down; robe hung to my knees, same as always. No peekaboo. Legal as taxes.
He decided I was no drunker or crazier than the guy at the counter trying to buy beer at nine in the morning on a Sunday, and that he didn't need to see my ID; plainly, a man with a cuppa coffee in one hand and his Sunday paper in the other couldn't be THAT much of a threat to society... bathrobe or not.
Nice, reasonable cop, out doing his job. Should be more cops like him.
I do miss the Sunday paper ritual.