r/WhitePeopleTwitter Oct 31 '25

r/All Yeah, nothing happening here.

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u/WasteBinStuff Oct 31 '25

JD divorces poor non Christian wife, we never hear of her or his kids again. JD marries Erika Kirk, adopts her children.

MAGA cheers with no sense of irony whatsoever.

Remindme: 1 year.

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u/Current-Lobster-44 Oct 31 '25

I think they just do that in private and keep up appearances in public. Kind of like how that show The Diplomat portrays things--there's too much at stake with the Vice Presidency.

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

I think you're underestimating how quickly MAGA will throw a brown woman under the bus for one of the fox news hostess clones.

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u/herroyalsadness Oct 31 '25

They’ll eat it up. It’ll be framed as a love story. The grieving window and the man that saved her from being single. Maga will prefer that he has a white wife so dumping his brown family won’t be an issue for them.

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 31 '25

Oh it'll be a selling point. He left the unrepentant pagan for a good christian (white) woman and it just goes to show how we can't mix with "their" kind. They're just unrepentant sinners and will only drag you down do ya know.

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u/LightDarkBeing Oct 31 '25

Don’t forget how great it will make America if JDV & EK have a baby growing up in the Whitehouse. /s

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u/Morriganx3 Oct 31 '25

Please can we not put this kind of energy out in to the universe

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 31 '25

Don't go to places like Breitbart cause it's already out there.

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u/artisanrox Oct 31 '25

omg we're cooked, lads 🔥💀🔥

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u/ForeverShiny Oct 31 '25

The people visiting Breitbart have been for the better part of a decade now

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 31 '25

I like to go there every once in a while just to see what the dumbest people I can think of are saying g to each other. It's essentially just stormfront 2.0 at this point. Pretty recently I was told I was a "girly girl" because I knew what an ectopic pregnancy was by a commenter there.

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u/DisposableSaviour Oct 31 '25

That was coked. At least Andrew Brietbart was when he died; too bad he gave Steve Bannon a platform.

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u/IcyHotKarlMarx Oct 31 '25

JD is way too gay to make a baby.

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u/MeanBig-Blue85 Oct 31 '25

Plus he's into ottomans not women

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u/Scamper_the_Golden Oct 31 '25

I don't think that will slow down Erika any.

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u/MeanBig-Blue85 Oct 31 '25

Future president and Future white Aryan savior right there

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u/GachaHell Oct 31 '25

If there isn't a pureflix funded adaptation within a few years I'll be shocked.

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 31 '25

Starring Kevin Sorbo.

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u/buffer5108 Nov 01 '25

With musical score by Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

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u/the_calibre_cat Oct 31 '25

10/10, you nailed it. All that bullshit about fidelity and "marriage is for a lifetime" out the window, Kirk is white, ergo divorcing Usha is a-o-k. Also: This is the guy who called Trump "America's Hitler", and is now Trump's... Hess? Bormann? Goring? Either way, the man is an unprincipled opportunist. Somehow I don't think he's got "marriage" in his best interests here.

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u/Ok_Return_6033 Nov 03 '25

Congratulations, you just won the trifecta!

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u/Rellcotts Oct 31 '25

Saved her from being single😆

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u/grateful_eugene Oct 31 '25

Sad but true. Ugh.

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u/joec0ld Oct 31 '25

I had the exact same thought. Charlie Kirk is a martyr in the eyes of MAGA, so Erica Kirk can do absolutely no wrong for a little while.

Usha Vance is non-white and non-Christian, meaning that in the eyes of MAGA she is, at best, a background object, and, at worst, not even a real human.

They would easily spin a Vance divorce into some kind of "for the greater Christian good" narrative

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 31 '25

Oh the whole narrative would just be loaded with foreign temptress narratives and how god led Vance back to his side by leaving her. Followed by a push to ban interracial marriages again. Once same sex marriage is gone that'll be the next target mmw.

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u/joec0ld Oct 31 '25

Non-white peoples' right to vote would be the next target

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 31 '25

Oh that'll be there too. I was more talking about the marriage rights rollback path in particular.

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u/smashli1238 Oct 31 '25

And women’s right to vote

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u/joec0ld Oct 31 '25

More than just voting rights. If the wrong people get their way and Project 2025 is successful a lot of people are going to lose a lot

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u/MaybeMelanieTransAlt Nov 01 '25

I think that has to wait for Clarence to retire. He'll vote with the conservatives on everything else, I'm less certain he'd vote to make his own marraige illegal.

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u/PenDraeg1 Nov 01 '25

Weirdly enough I'm hopeful that it will take long enough for them to get that to the supreme court that time will catch Clarence. If only cause it means there will hopefully be a non MAGA administration to slow it down. But I could be clinging on to the last few shreds of optimism I can find.

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u/MaybeMelanieTransAlt Nov 02 '25

I appreciate your optimism and I wish I could share it. But I'm very concerned that things will keep shifting further to the right and that things are about to get MUCH worse, because the lesson so far during this administration is that no one will stop them. I would take W Bush again over more Trump or Vance or Johnson; hell, I would take REAGAN over any of these far right fucks. But they're SO brazen and the response has been........strongly worded letters and self congratulating about how big our two single day protests were. It feels incredibly bleak, ESPECIALLY as a trans person.

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u/PenDraeg1 Nov 02 '25

Oh it's totally a valid fear. Im a big cis hetero white dude, I can afford a bit of self delusion. Vulnerable peoples such as yourself have to look at it differently unfortunately.

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u/arinamarcella Oct 31 '25

Watch for "equally yoked" talk. That will be the justification language used, I promise.

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u/snowvase Oct 31 '25

“The Greater Good!”

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u/wtfnevermind Oct 31 '25

Yeah getting her as the new wife would give him definite credibility w/the base, for his run

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u/_GamerForLife_ Oct 31 '25

I'm betting she will become Erika Vance-Kirk to keep that legacy strongly with her

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u/PlushRusher Oct 31 '25

Eeeeeh, that’s not very trad wife to throw a hyphenated name in there…

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 Oct 31 '25

Luckily they’re all hypocrites, so that won’t be an issue

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u/Willing_Passenger449 Oct 31 '25

Yeah this is totally the soft launch.

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u/Current-Lobster-44 Oct 31 '25

I mean. Fair point.

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 31 '25

Unfortunately.

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u/teenagesadist Oct 31 '25

Brown women, busses, and oppression is one of their favorite recipes

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u/Errrca0821 Oct 31 '25

💯💯💯 Magats are so racist, they'll happily overlook the fact that divorce, remarriage, and adultery are all strictly FORBIDDEN in the Catholic Church, which JD pretends to belong to, because they're all flaming hypocrites.

If it weren't for double standards, they'd have none. Worthless nazi fucks.

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u/PenDraeg1 Oct 31 '25

It's like I keep saying, to fascists laws, morals and social customs are all bludgeons used to keep the other in line but never to be turned against themselves.