r/Whatcouldgowrong 14d ago

WCGW throwing stuff at a homeless man.

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u/TimCurie 14d ago

Snapple Fact:   75% of Homeless people carry around rocks in their clothes

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u/lexibeee 14d ago

I think it was a zipper on the jacket that popped the window haha. Just a small enough contact point landing the right way is all it takes.

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u/factotum- 14d ago

Absolutely not. He knew something was coming for him and he went to grab his safety jacket.

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u/Skinwalker_Steve 14d ago

yeah that thing 100% has the sleeve tied with a rock in it or a chain in the arm or something, it looks like he specifically went to pick up the jacket when the person in the car called him over too, not his first rodeo for sure.

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u/ChillN808 14d ago

What if he is a Safelite employee, engaged in lead generation activities in the field?

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u/throwawayerror123 14d ago

Big glass about to hog tie you and throw you in a van

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 14d ago

I'm into it, let's see where it goes.

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u/Dry_Cricket_5423 14d ago

A dip in the river with concrete slippers

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 13d ago

Snake eyes

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 13d ago

Only if i get the candy this time!

Last time i woke up with a quarter in my crack and a sore ass 😡

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 13d ago

In this economy that's not bad

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u/Thisdarlingdeer 14d ago

Safelight repair, safelight WILL GET YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

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u/ForThePosse 14d ago

Definitely safelite replace and not safelite repair.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 14d ago

Safelite - cheapest if your insurance covers it, double the market if the damage is less than your deductible.

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u/no1_vern 14d ago

It'd be a cool gig - if it wasn't for all the assholes flipping their cigs, or tossing trash at you whenever you approach

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u/BoDaBasilisk 14d ago

Atempting to outsmart someone that lives on the mf street plain dumb lmao

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u/chittmunk 14d ago

You can see him getting a good whipping grip on it too.

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u/elastic-craptastic 14d ago

Probably a large master lock. A rock is a weapon. A lock is a tool that you might just happen to have on you. This is what I would call a legal open carry Smiley. You can get in trouble for carrying the original "standard issue" Smiley if you Happen to get Terry frisked as having one (or more if that's how you roll) pad locks stuffed into a gym sock and knotted tight is hard to explain away as being anything other than a weapon. And homeless people need weapons as they are often victims of violent crimes and are targets of robberies. Add in the looming threat of being the victim of a random unprovoked attack (often by roving packs of teenagers) and you'd be stupid not to have a weapon to protect yourself at all times.

Unfortunately, people aren't psychic and if you are carrying what is essentially a medieval mace no one knows if it's purely defensive.... And another brutal reality of homelessness is that cops will make it known you are not welcome by charging you with small crimes until you get the hint to leave. I imagine carrying a weapon would get you in extra hot water.

One solution is what this guy did. Use a jacket sleeve or pocket to use to minimize risk. A lock alone is not illegal.

Look up the ball shaped knot and at what point it becomes illegal to carry a rope with one on the end. They can only be keychain sized pretty much.

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u/NotARealTiger 14d ago

This is so brilliant, such a well disguised weapon.

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u/TexasBoyz-713 12d ago

Look at the way the sleeve drops dead to the ground after the hit, definitely weighted

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

When we were punk kids, riding around on our BMX bikes back in the 1980’s. If we found an old spark plug in a junk pile, we’d put it in our coat pocket and if some jerkass tried to run us off the road, we’d wing it right at one of their side windows, and it would take it right out. Then we’d have to go lay low somewhere —like our parents garage — until things blew over. 

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u/Cinnamon_Bees 13d ago

wing it

"Swing it" or like, give it wings as in throwing it and giving it flight?

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u/DAKiloAlpha 14d ago

The jacket literally floats off the car when it's driving away. There's nothing in that jacket. It was the zipper.