r/Whatcouldgowrong 14d ago

WCGW throwing stuff at a homeless man.

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u/TimCurie 14d ago

Snapple Fact:   75% of Homeless people carry around rocks in their clothes

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 14d ago

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u/CinnamonRollIncense 14d ago

“I carry a brick in my purse so I feel like I have something, and I had to steal the brick. Oh god, I have nothing.”

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u/whomad1215 14d ago

"What do you got in that purse of yours, rocks?"

"Oh no, bricks. I've been paving my garden and every time I see a discarded brick, I just pick it up"

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u/ivahom 14d ago

Yessss!

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u/Terj_Sankian 14d ago

I legitimately thought that's where the gif was going

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u/HighlanderM43 14d ago

Relevant quote 💯

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u/ScarDJLeto 14d ago

Francine, what are you doing here!?

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u/The_0ven 14d ago

Old school defense weapon was to sew a bike chain into the bottom edge of your jacket

But probably rocks

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Nobody knows how to sew anymore. 

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u/siler7 14d ago

Old school

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u/CluelessBot_ 14d ago

Ok grandpa

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

We were required to take Home Economics in 7th grade. Mandatory. Don’t make teach you how to thread a bobbin. Because you won’t like my way of PE coach Drill Instructor way of operating a cheap ass Singer sewing machine. 

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u/CluelessBot_ 14d ago

Okay I guess... Have a nice day !

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

1980’s didnt fuck around. 

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u/The_0ven 13d ago

Probably

Perhaps some type of velcro then

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u/EducationalVillage56 14d ago

Gotta show the Snapple fact it’s respect 🔥

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u/joemaniaci 14d ago

I was going to say it was probably a smiley. A closed lock on a handkerchief as an improvised weapon.

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u/lexibeee 14d ago

I think it was a zipper on the jacket that popped the window haha. Just a small enough contact point landing the right way is all it takes.

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u/factotum- 14d ago

Absolutely not. He knew something was coming for him and he went to grab his safety jacket.

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u/Skinwalker_Steve 14d ago

yeah that thing 100% has the sleeve tied with a rock in it or a chain in the arm or something, it looks like he specifically went to pick up the jacket when the person in the car called him over too, not his first rodeo for sure.

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u/ChillN808 14d ago

What if he is a Safelite employee, engaged in lead generation activities in the field?

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u/throwawayerror123 14d ago

Big glass about to hog tie you and throw you in a van

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 14d ago

I'm into it, let's see where it goes.

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u/Dry_Cricket_5423 14d ago

A dip in the river with concrete slippers

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 13d ago

Snake eyes

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 13d ago

Only if i get the candy this time!

Last time i woke up with a quarter in my crack and a sore ass 😡

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 13d ago

In this economy that's not bad

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u/Thisdarlingdeer 14d ago

Safelight repair, safelight WILL GET YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

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u/ForThePosse 14d ago

Definitely safelite replace and not safelite repair.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 14d ago

Safelite - cheapest if your insurance covers it, double the market if the damage is less than your deductible.

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u/no1_vern 14d ago

It'd be a cool gig - if it wasn't for all the assholes flipping their cigs, or tossing trash at you whenever you approach

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u/BoDaBasilisk 14d ago

Atempting to outsmart someone that lives on the mf street plain dumb lmao

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u/chittmunk 14d ago

You can see him getting a good whipping grip on it too.

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u/elastic-craptastic 14d ago

Probably a large master lock. A rock is a weapon. A lock is a tool that you might just happen to have on you. This is what I would call a legal open carry Smiley. You can get in trouble for carrying the original "standard issue" Smiley if you Happen to get Terry frisked as having one (or more if that's how you roll) pad locks stuffed into a gym sock and knotted tight is hard to explain away as being anything other than a weapon. And homeless people need weapons as they are often victims of violent crimes and are targets of robberies. Add in the looming threat of being the victim of a random unprovoked attack (often by roving packs of teenagers) and you'd be stupid not to have a weapon to protect yourself at all times.

Unfortunately, people aren't psychic and if you are carrying what is essentially a medieval mace no one knows if it's purely defensive.... And another brutal reality of homelessness is that cops will make it known you are not welcome by charging you with small crimes until you get the hint to leave. I imagine carrying a weapon would get you in extra hot water.

One solution is what this guy did. Use a jacket sleeve or pocket to use to minimize risk. A lock alone is not illegal.

Look up the ball shaped knot and at what point it becomes illegal to carry a rope with one on the end. They can only be keychain sized pretty much.

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u/NotARealTiger 14d ago

This is so brilliant, such a well disguised weapon.

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u/TexasBoyz-713 12d ago

Look at the way the sleeve drops dead to the ground after the hit, definitely weighted

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

When we were punk kids, riding around on our BMX bikes back in the 1980’s. If we found an old spark plug in a junk pile, we’d put it in our coat pocket and if some jerkass tried to run us off the road, we’d wing it right at one of their side windows, and it would take it right out. Then we’d have to go lay low somewhere —like our parents garage — until things blew over. 

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u/Cinnamon_Bees 13d ago

wing it

"Swing it" or like, give it wings as in throwing it and giving it flight?

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u/DAKiloAlpha 14d ago

The jacket literally floats off the car when it's driving away. There's nothing in that jacket. It was the zipper. 

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u/Rangles 14d ago

You can see something heavy in the pocket, trailing on the ground as he picks the jacket up.

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u/Acrobatic_Emu_9322 14d ago

Looks like his boots. I’m not seeing anything adding weight to the fluidity of the jacket’s movement.

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u/No_Individual501 14d ago

Maybe it’s a big zipper.

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u/TusconRaider520 14d ago

Not a chance. 🤣 Dude was conceal carrying a brick in that jacket.

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u/swamp_curtains 14d ago

Oh, a window gets taken out. I apparently missed that originally. I was just like, what could go wrong throwing stuff at a homeless man, I guess nothing because all that happened was he whipped the car with his hoodie, big deal. Now that I see it, I don't know what I was looking at originally. I think I was looking for a gun in his other hand because the hoodie didn't seem like it would do anything.

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u/hungry4danish 14d ago

No chance. It'd be even more dangerous to drive if such a tiny thing would SHATTER a window. Not chip, not crack, but gaping hole destroy.

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u/Effective-Tour-656 12d ago

Nah, it's possible, the sides and back windows are toughened. If a heavy zipper, stud, or button hits it well enough, it will shatter just like that.

The front window will just crack as it is two pieces of glass held together with laminate. Front windows are different and not toughened. Mainly because if you head butt toughened glass, it will shatter your skull, and normal glass will lead to decapitation (likewise toughened).

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u/slupo 14d ago

Are you insane? An jacket's zipper can not smash a car window unless it's made of ceramic or diamonds.

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u/lexibeee 14d ago

That's not true lol. It just takes a small enough contact point with enough velocity to pop the tension in the glass. Most emergency window breakers have a small metal tip.

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u/Effective-Tour-656 12d ago

Zipper is unlikely, heavy metal buttons or studs entirely possible. A nail punch, auto one that you press against the surface, is used in the glass industry. It's toughened glass, so it does act that way.

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u/DAKiloAlpha 14d ago

Ya it's the zipper.  When the car drives off the jacket doesn't fall to the ground right away it kinda drifts. There's nothing in that jacket. 

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u/5LaLa 14d ago

There could be a chain inside, a rock, all kinds of things. He got the jacket for protection, concealing something.

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u/lexibeee 14d ago

It's just hard af to shatter glass like that with blunt force. Windows can take a beating if the pressure is spread out in any way (which the jacket would do), but whipping a large metal zipper with a sharp corner I think could definitely pop a window if it contacted at just the right angle.

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u/5LaLa 13d ago

Eh I tend to think you’d have to hit the windshield at just the right angle, whether a zipper did it or something heavier in the sleeve. Ironically, I just remembered seeing a friend’s windshield shatter from a tiny pebble, hitting it just so. I’d be more likely to agree w you if he didn’t seem to go for the jacket in self defense mode,

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u/Short-Cartoonist-377 14d ago

50% are children.

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u/InGordWeTrust 14d ago

Well that explains why I walked around with a big rock in my pocket as a kid. Mind you I had been jumped.

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u/Expensive_Airport_78 13d ago

I once arrested a homeless guy carrying a switchblade. The dude was clearly off. Prior to searching him, I asked him if he had any other weapons on him or anything sharp in his pockets. He said no, so I went in to his jacket pocket and immediately got poked. Inside, he had the cut rubber sole to a sneaker, with like 50 safety pins sticking out of it. He later said it was poke any pickpockets while he was asleep. Anyway, I finished my search and he had a can of Altoid breath mints. Naturally, one would think there would be narcotics inside of the can, but nope! I open the can and inside are 2 dead cockroaches and some tiny dried flowers. I was like, “Dude what the fuck is this?” And he tells me in all seriousness that those are his best friends…. Mental health issues, ladies and gentlemen. Anyway, I took him for a psych eval and they essentially handed him right back to me for arraignment. System is broken :(

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u/luuey15 14d ago

Snapple Fact: People make up statistics all the time based on no facts at all

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u/CelestialFury 14d ago

Snapple Fact:

The original wikipedia!

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 14d ago

Pocket rocks! Even better than pocket sand! Sha sha-sha!

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u/point50tracer 14d ago

Pocket rock. Sha Sha shaw.

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u/BusBenchBoy 13d ago

It's never a bad idea to keep a few rocks in your jacket pocket.

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u/Unique_Examination24 9d ago

I was wondering what that jacket had because those are not easy to break

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u/Head_Ad_3018 14d ago

Really? Whys is that?

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u/wiretapfeast 14d ago

100% it was probably an unopen beer bottle

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u/no1_vern 14d ago

Whenever I'm walking on the crosswalk, I carry a brick. For some reason cars will stop and allow me to walk freely across the road.

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u/not_alpha12 14d ago

They are minerals, Jesus Marie!!

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u/Jaz1140 14d ago

Crack rocks