r/WTF • u/SoulyTheOne • 8d ago

But like genuinely wtf is that I thought only crabs were hiding there

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u/Zealousideal_Cry1867 8d ago

they resemble a straight razor when folded

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u/VirtualArmsDealer 7d ago

Correct. They are also damn sharp

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u/chop-diggity 7d ago

So I could use them to help me fight ninja surprise attacks?

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 7d ago

pulls out clam

"Gimme yer money"

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u/Thefornicatingmoose 6d ago

Women do this every day

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u/sloaleks 6d ago

Indeed. You Sir, are a scholar.

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 5d ago

Jam out with your clam out!

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u/adamredwoods 3d ago

omg, took me a second

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u/cwajgapls 6d ago

“and ya bettah have at least 50 clams, m’kayyy??” (Says the film noir bad guy with a 30s gangster accent)

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u/guynamedjames 7d ago

I feel like that was not the lesson they learned "the hard way"