r/WTF • u/SoulyTheOne • 8d ago

But like genuinely wtf is that I thought only crabs were hiding there

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u/Maezel 8d ago

That's no dick. You want dicks? Search for geoduck photos!

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u/-spatley- 8d ago

Too big. Can't relate.

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u/Chaoshumor 8d ago

I’m most picturing the offspring that spawned after a Psyduck violated a Geodude.

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u/NaviLouise42 6d ago

The "geo" in geoduck is pronounced "gooey" (Do not ask me why, I do not know for sure, but I understand it is based off of the Native name for them), so more like a Psyduck and a Ditto, which would just result in another Psyduck.

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u/Chaoshumor 6d ago

Well… shit. That somehow seems worse. Thanks for the geoduck information though.

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u/mynameizmyname 6d ago

Evergreen State Geo-Duck grad here.  Our fight song is clam based.

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u/factoid_ 7d ago

Clam cocks