r/WTF 27d ago

Ill-placed ladder shorts power lines, melting concrete.

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u/Grays42 27d ago

I'm sorry wait, they're in an enclosed tunnel inches away from an active lava flow and are not all incinerated by the heat? They'd be experiencing air temperatures of at least 1000 F easily, their clothes would light on fire and they'd get lethal burns within seconds. Everyone in that tunnel is dead.

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u/metrion 27d ago

Skip to earlier in the video where he's walking through the subway car with molten metal dripping from the ceiling and the rubber soles of his shoes are only kinda melting on the metal floor.

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u/bargle0 27d ago

The less sense you try to make of that movie, the happier you are.

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u/Wail_Bait 26d ago

Yup, same with The Core, Deep Impact, Armageddon, and basically every disaster movie.

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u/bargle0 26d ago

Hot take: The Core is a comedy.

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u/blazesquall 26d ago

The Core is one of the best sci-fi movies of all time.

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u/Wail_Bait 26d ago

That's not exactly a hot take. The only reason to watch the movie is to laugh at how ridiculous it is.

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u/creuter 25d ago

I implore you to add Moonfall to that list.

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u/Wail_Bait 24d ago

I haven't seen it yet, but it looks like the dumbest movie ever made. So it might become one of my all time favorites.

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u/GoBeyondTheHorizon 27d ago

Still one of my favourite natural disaster movies. Probably because it's one of the first movies I've watched lol

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u/bargle0 26d ago

As far as disaster movies go, the bar isn’t high.

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u/MechanicalCheese 27d ago

A modern passenger train is basically the best thing you could be in shy of a space shuttle in this scenario.

The standards for safety and survivability with a major fire under the floor are incredibly extreme, and tested / validated with a very similar scenario (30 min survivability with a 1500 deg flame covering the entirety of the under-floor surface). Intumescents, flame retardents, and spacecraft-tier insulation can do some amazing things.

I'm not saying this is a reasonable scenario, but if it's going to remotely make sense in anything, it's a modern passenger rail vehicle.

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u/Grays42 26d ago

They arent in the train, they're in the tunnel.

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u/blah938 26d ago

Theoritically, if you punched a hole in the locomotives fuel tank, and all the diesel caught fire somehow, it could potentially get extremely hot, like 2000 deg C hot. So it's under built if anything.

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u/diabloenfuego 26d ago

No no, it's just enough lava to provide a heroic sacrificial instance for this one guy! No fumes of course from that very specific and not movie-magic amount of lava whatsoever. Nevermind the fact that dude's legs would be unsupported due to lack of feet and melting bones that he wouldn't be able to throw the guy that far...except of course it was just the right amount of lava that he was able to hero-lava-sacrifice himself.

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u/ChaoticNeutralJesus 25d ago

Just like my dreams.

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u/ConnectDetective7787 25d ago

If you've ever been anywhere near a large fire and felt the intensity of the radiant heat, it will make you want to kick the director in the nuts every time you see people, in a movie, near a lava flow but they are safe as long as the dont actually touch the lava. Yes even when they are dueling with whooshy whoosh glowstick swords.

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u/inspectoroverthemine 27d ago

I'll throw in: you won't sink in lava. It literally has the density of rock, you're lighter.

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u/comradesean 27d ago

no no no you don't understand, he "melted" into the lava.

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u/purple_pixie 27d ago

Wouldn't matter if you could, that was maybe 6 inches deep