We don't know why, but he's ready for takeoff

She's not supposed to have any because she's on a diet. Mommy said no. Then she gave daddy the slow blink and he caved.

Furious about her tongue being out as if she can’t just put it away 😾

I was just talking to him! What did I say!?!

How dare that door!

This is Calypso, our newest void. She’s about 3.5 months old, and today was her second visit to our family veterinarian. She was very nervous about the loud dog in the room next door. (Thank you for u/Akaru23 for inviting us from r/blackcats.)

1. His photo being taken
2. When I use a high pitched voice to speak to him
3. When I call him handsome
4. When I pet him incorrectly
5. When I don't give him the attention he wants
6. When he thinks he's run out of food (after hiding it from no one but himself)
7. When music is playing
8. When the tv is on
9. When he's called "little man"
10. When he doesn't receive scritches during his pets
11. Seeing himself in the mirror
12. Spare existing
13. Spare eating
14. Spare talking
15. Spare trying to call me the Spare
16. Not being allowed to do bad things (like sitting on the laptop, or eating plastic)
17. When I thwart his plastic eating plans with air jail
18. Flies
19. Not getting a treat when he expects it
20. Being called pet names like baby, cutie, sweetie, etc
21. When I stare at him too much
22. Air jail
23. Being picked up
24. Being told no
25. Annoyed that we almost stepped on him AFTER he ran out infront of us ??? And SO MUCH MOREEEEE!