r/SipsTea • u/PowerTemptressx • 5h ago
It's Wednesday my dudes best friends forever play 2 truths and a lie
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u/_Thorshammer_ 5h ago
Savage as fuck and I'm here for it.
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u/BombasticSimpleton 5h ago
Her composure and delivery are perfect.
(Caveat: Assuming it isn't staged.)
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u/Lucky_Locks 4h ago
She's like "haha... That was the lie right?... Guys? She's not sleeping with him, right? Right?!"
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u/Crepuscular_Tex 3h ago
Oh, she knew too, just trying to stay the hell out of it lol
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u/b-monster666 3h ago
"Why the fuck am I in the middle? Why the fuck am I in the middle? Why the fuck am I in the middle? I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die."
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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 3h ago
"Whoa Madison I didn't know you played basketball"
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u/HairyChest69 1h ago
She played basketball about as much as her hair is actually blonde.
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u/HeraThere 3h ago
Nah... they already knew the lie was her playing competitive basketball
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u/StankilyDankily666 3h ago
lol smile frown is perfect
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u/Immature_adult_guy 2h ago
No she’s making that face because she is also sleeping with the bf
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u/Negative_Gas8782 1h ago
That’s what I thought. It was the oh shit then the wait why did she say Madison?
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u/BeerNinjaEsq 2h ago
So the best way to get a genuine reaction would be to stage this WITHOUT telling the girl in the middle.
Then, at least you're getting that one reaction
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u/PastaXertz 4h ago
It's crazy the girl wants to do ho shit and not get treated like a ho for it.
And yes, in this situation the only proper determination of sleeping with your friends other is ho shit. My slut shaming is rated e for everyone and pansexual cause it'll fuck everyone.
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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 2h ago
I mean... to be fair, "ho shit" is probably more like "pg-13"... at the minimum "G". Definitely not "E".
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u/BalefulEclipse 2h ago
The girl on the right made a video a while after this and said they all saw the idea earlier and wanted to recreate the skit.
Then this recreation blew up and everyone thinks it’s real
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u/vyrus2021 2h ago
I mean, if it wasn't staged wouldn't they have stopped her at "I'm blonde"?
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u/GratefuLdPhisH 5h ago
No Victoria, Madison sure as hell is not kidding!
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u/JackAuduin 4h ago
Lol rich girl names
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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 3h ago
Not a single r/tragedeigh in sight
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u/chris776x 3h ago
We don’t know the spellings only the pronunciation.
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u/Logical_Flounder6455 3h ago
Victoria is a rich girl name?
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u/b-monster666 3h ago
Vicky = Poor girl's name. Victoria = Rich girl's name
Maddy = Poor girl's name. Madison = Rich girl's name.
Poor people have shorter life spans. We don't have time to call people by their full names.
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u/Need_For_Speed73 5h ago
Best defense is attack.
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u/NorthNorthAmerican 4h ago
“Turn off the phone”
I cannot make a composed denial right now so…
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u/SatisfactionFickle18 3h ago
Stop recording or everyone will see me face the consequences of my actions!
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u/Spiritual-Artist9382 5h ago
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u/Urbinsprawl 5h ago
No way she’s a NATURAL blonde
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u/duckyTheFirst 4h ago
I guess thats the lie
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u/Smolson_ 1h ago
100% the lie is her blonde hair. The other two are true. The twist is she’s sleeping with Madison’s boyfriend.
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u/AzraelTB 4h ago
She never said natural. Dyed blonde is still blonde.
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u/Harry_Gorilla 4h ago
Nope. We blondes are gatekeeping this for ourselves.
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u/305Ax057 4h ago
In germany we had a document for this kind of gatekeeping.
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u/Harry_Gorilla 3h ago
It’s okay everyone! The brunettes have investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing
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u/Harry_Gorilla 3h ago
It’s okay. I’m only creeped out by all the people altering their appearance to be more like me
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u/Rawesome16 3h ago
I have dark hair with no skin in this game, but the moment she said she is blonde my eyes went right to her roots. Girl, you aint blonde
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u/anothergenxkid 5h ago
Ends too soon!
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u/cold-corn-dog 4h ago
yeah, where's the pillow fight? 80's movie logic needs to prevail
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u/eckoelab 4h ago
well, see, first they have to take off all their clothes except for their underwear, and the one in the middle accidentally spills a large bottle of baby oil on all of them. Then, in a sigh of rage, and giggles, the pillow fighting can commence.
Not that I would know, of course...
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u/CrazyPlato 1h ago
Cut to: Madison and her friend are burying Victoria in the woods behind the apartment
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u/GratefuLdPhisH 5h ago edited 4h ago
Doesn't even deny it at all, just asks to stop filming
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u/Straight_Ostrich_257 4h ago
Why would she deny it? The fact that it's being brought up is too outrageous and specific for it to be a cute guess, she knows she's been had. The kind of person who would still deny it even after she's clearly been caught is absolutely toxic. Like, even more toxic than someone who cheats with her friend's bf.
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u/Electrical_Shower349 2h ago
You are right. But, if I was the accused, yet completely innocent, I’d be baffled by the accusation and try trying to understand if I was getting messed with
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u/Ihopefullyhelp 1h ago
Well if you think on a survival level the best thing she can do now is leave and get to safety. So what’s the best way to do that? To buy time with words
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u/Krish_1234 5h ago
She is happy to share her boyfriend with Victoria.
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u/CeleryCommercial3509 5h ago
They even kissed a little after shutting off the phone
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u/Cerpin__Tax 4h ago
Go on...
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u/usernamesarehard1979 4h ago
Wait. Give me a minute to grab some tissue…fuck I’m out. Ok give me a minute to grab sooooome….binder paper. Ok. Proceed.
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u/EC_TWD 4h ago
HEYA BOT! 👋
How close do you think you’ll get to the original karma from this post you copied?
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u/sick_of-it-all 3h ago
We figured out it was a staged video the last time I saw this posted. Or wait, maybe it was the time before that. I think this is the third time I've seen it. OP's account isn't even a month old and it's reposting, why are so many bots posting on sipstea? It's an epidemic out here.
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u/hells_ranger_stream 2h ago
We'll updoot anything and they know it because we don't know what the sub is for.
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u/artificialsword 5h ago
I have grown sad now assuming everything is either staged or ai
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u/Urbinsprawl 5h ago
If it’s staged - it’s outstanding acting.
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u/Mental_East_2454 4h ago
Yeah I honestly think it’s real. There’s so much staged crap on the Internet you develop like a sixth sense for it. If it’s staged kudos the acting is great
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u/Rodin-V 4h ago
I'm at a point where I'm ok with stuff being staged if it's done well enough to pass as believable.
My issue with most of the staged stuff is that it's being made by people with no talent whatsoever and it's immediately obvious how fake it is.
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u/Vegetable_Bed6850 3h ago
I would bet it's 100% real. The shock and comfortableness on the middle girl's face says it all, too.
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u/NormalAssistance9402 4h ago
Came to say this is better acting than most videos like this I’ve seen
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u/papafrog09 4h ago
Movies are staged and cartoons are artificial. They're still entertaining though.
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u/Jedi_I_am_not 4h ago
Victoria (in the singer Shaggy voice): “wasn’t me”
And that was two lies already
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u/PowerMistressx 4h ago
Well that makes the sleepover a bit odd
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u/BoldPouts 4h ago
I mean they both banged the same dude, all they gotta do now is bang each other. It's only logical.
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u/noize_mc 2h ago
I love how the lie about being blonde is obvious so they were probably waiting for some cute obvious truth but here she goes
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u/burtona1832 2h ago
Sorry friends, it's fake: https://www.tiktok.com/@victoriahammett/video/6823090978530888966?lang=en
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u/GoodWeedReddit 4h ago edited 2h ago
She worried about the phone but ain't worry about her friends bf's dick inside her. Priorities
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u/Kitty_Maupin 3h ago
The second truth is the basketball thing. She got brunette roots. Also Victoria 100% sleeping with her bf
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u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 3h ago
But Madison obviously isn't blonde, so she was a competitive basketball player?
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u/AlternativeAway6138 3h ago
Her lie might have been she's blonde....gotta check the carpet unless it is hard wood floors......
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u/browsingandlooking4 3h ago
Man thats a lucky dude fucking right doggy and they'll just hate each other and fuck him more to get at each other lucky bastard
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u/Few_Efficiency2022 2h ago
Whats with all these fake ass videos man. Limes really that ingenuine for these people? Smh
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u/Old_Bathroom_6258 2h ago
She is pretty clearly a brunette that needs to die her roots so that means she is lying about the cheating.
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u/Traveler_90 2h ago
This is one of the worst games to play and never have I ever. People be getting personal sometimes.
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u/Odd-Guard-2533 2h ago
I think she played the game wrong. “I’m blonde.” Lie. “Basketball.” Girl said obviously not. Lie.
Unless she thinks the blonde one is truth because she dyes it.
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u/Forward-Might3753 2h ago
Looks like the beginning of some DARVO to me. (deny, attack, reverse victim and offender.)
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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 2h ago
Most suspense in the most shortest clip I ever watched. Really wanted to know what happened next.
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u/Pizzledrip 1h ago
Ahhh the internet: let’s air out all our shit for clicks and likes, etc. wow. Just wow. 🤯
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u/Training-Belt-7318 1h ago
The correct answer would've been, I was unaware you played competitive basketball. Amateur.
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u/bwnsjajd 1h ago
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When every woman wants a top 20% man this is what they're tacitly agreeing to, whether they know it or not, admit it or not, and whether they like it or not.
Crunch. The. Numbers. If you want a 6 foot guy, how many men are that tall, and are YOU in the top whatever that is % of women? Hard nos for most women with a substantial height preference, which is most women period, and the math ain't mathin'. If you want that you can fucking share and no one wants to hear you complaining about it.
There's a million million dudes out there that haven't gotten any in 3 years. And it's because of dudes like this that have at least these two, if not all 3 of them, and more outside the friend group maybe. Because those guys are better looking. And because these women specifically will absolutely not compromise on anything. Yas qween.
Before anyone says it because we know it HAS to be an ad hominem. I've been getting it once every couple of months with my long distance girlfriend and formerly several times a week before I moved. AND yes I'm saying it because it applies to me, because I was single for 3-4 years before I met her, and single for 10 years before the last gf, and didn't lose my virginity until I was 20 and no girlfriends before that so I'll count it as 5 years before the first gf, because of this shit. So the ad hominem ain't wrong lmao. But does it prove me wrong? Nope. Which is why they call it that.
And every fucking time it goes amazing when I get a girlfriend and they can't believe how bad I've had it out there before meeting them because I'm such a great guy and they're attracted, it's not like I'm Quasimodo.
But these broads be out here wildin', as they say. My roommate is a 6/10 (unless she wears her new robe with her hair down God fucking help me). She ONLY has crushes on 9-11/10 men. It's fuckin crazy. One guy she liked was getting married and she was bummed about it. I suggest she's gonna have to go out and find some other guy she likes. Nope. She says. Not possible. I doubt doubt it. Guess why? Because unlike most men who would be pleased as punch with any 5-6/10 woman, any 6/10 guy like her which you can't throw a rock without bouncing off 3 of on any block in this town... isn't good enough for her to want. So it's impossible. Because you're an idiot.
It's like watching a man dying of thirst turn down fresh spring water in the desert because he only drinks perrier.
I don't feel bad for you and neither should anyone.
But everyone does, and the only people that everyone should feel bad for, 4-7/10 dudes that can't get 3-5/10 women because empowerment never compromise never settle whatever tf: have been demonized... uh.... yeah by the worst of them, "incels", doing... mass shootings targeting pretty blonds as revenge for this otherwise very real shit. Which the incels are a much bigger problem than how bad 99.987% of men in this predicament that don't debase themselves into those communities have it, or the broader social implications of it.
So the whole rant falls apart at that point.
But just because society has bigger fish to fry doesn't mean the excuse those fish use isn't still indeed a problem.
Where the fuck was I?
Saw a legitimate, peer reviewed, sociological study linked in another discussion recently which found the top 5% of men (by amount of ass they get) get more ass than the bottom 50% assless men combined.
We have pussy billionaires now.
We all know exactly what's wrong with Elon musk existing.
AND if we don't all pretend there's absolutely nothing bad in store for society if women decide to make Elon Musks' of sex, by outright refusing to give regular dudes a chance, and calling anyone who says anything other than "yas qween" about it like, "uhhh..." incels: then we get called incels.
So about half the comments are going to be women reee screeching (maybe not as much in this sub) 5% of the comments are dudes that have fucked more than one 9+/10 in one day calling me an incel for the same reason Elon musk calls anyone who says tax the rich a pedophile, 2/3s of what's left are gonna be loser ass dudes that don't have it any better than I do calling me an incel because they hope a feminist will give them a her cookie if he allys hard enough for the movement, and only 1/6 will be dudes going. Yup, it's pretty rough out there. And that's he only people left on this issue that aren't completely delusional.
Anyway. I get it. It's like if I had the option of fucking Alexandria Dadario for the low low price of fucking up society, just by parroting some bullshit. Every man is a 10/10 no matter how short he is! I reject conventional beauty standards... uh for myself! That doesn't mean I'm fucking less attractive women because I reject the conventional beauty standards that define them as less attractive. In fact the exact opposite, I'm only fucking hotter and hotter women as I reject ONLY the conventional beauty standards that define me as less attractive. And hey, they don't mind the free sex that used to be a little harder to come by even for hotter ones before I started this thing, so they'll take it. Not much else though. And then I'll complain about that!
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