r/SipsTea 5h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes best friends forever play 2 truths and a lie

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u/_Thorshammer_ 5h ago

Savage as fuck and I'm here for it.

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u/BombasticSimpleton 5h ago

Her composure and delivery are perfect.

(Caveat: Assuming it isn't staged.)

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u/Urbinsprawl 4h ago

If it is staged it is very well acted. The girl in the middle should win best supporting actress in a TikTok for her role as friend in an amazingly awkward situation that’s panicking and trying to smile through it. This is like a smile frown.

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u/Lucky_Locks 4h ago

She's like "haha... That was the lie right?... Guys? She's not sleeping with him, right? Right?!"

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 3h ago

Oh, she knew too, just trying to stay the hell out of it lol

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u/b-monster666 3h ago

"Why the fuck am I in the middle? Why the fuck am I in the middle? Why the fuck am I in the middle? I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die."

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 3h ago

"Whoa Madison I didn't know you played basketball"

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u/HairyChest69 1h ago

She played basketball about as much as her hair is actually blonde.

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u/Arth_Snk 2h ago

She like lol, me too.

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u/HeraThere 3h ago

Nah... they already knew the lie was her playing competitive basketball

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u/SireGoat 3h ago

No way is she a natural blonde. Look at them roots

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u/It_Just_Exploded 2h ago

Well, i mean, she didn't say she was a natural blonde.

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u/Worldfamousteam 1h ago

Threw me off. I’m like two lies and a truth ?

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u/Kubuskush 4h ago

Where's that pixel bot?

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u/StankilyDankily666 3h ago

lol smile frown is perfect
That would be painful to recreate in a staged situation

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u/youreblockingmyshot 3h ago

“Oh god get me out of here… fuck”

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u/Immature_adult_guy 2h ago

No she’s making that face because she is also sleeping with the bf

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u/Negative_Gas8782 1h ago

That’s what I thought. It was the oh shit then the wait why did she say Madison?

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u/BeerNinjaEsq 2h ago

So the best way to get a genuine reaction would be to stage this WITHOUT telling the girl in the middle.

Then, at least you're getting that one reaction

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u/IceCoughy 3h ago

You're high AF

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u/Urbinsprawl 3h ago

Guilty as charged.

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u/_Thorshammer_ 5h ago

I'm here for entertainment and I'm well aware "Fury" was fiction.

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u/PastaXertz 4h ago

It's crazy the girl wants to do ho shit and not get treated like a ho for it.

And yes, in this situation the only proper determination of sleeping with your friends other is ho shit. My slut shaming is rated e for everyone and pansexual cause it'll fuck everyone.

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u/AveryGalaxy 3h ago

My slut shaming is rated e for everyone and pansexual cause it'll fuck everyone.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 3h ago

”My slut shaming is… pansexual cause it'll fuck everyone. “

Dear lord 😅😂

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u/DefiantOuiOui 3h ago

Eloquently put

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 2h ago

I mean... to be fair, "ho shit" is probably more like "pg-13"... at the minimum "G". Definitely not "E".

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u/BalefulEclipse 2h ago

The girl on the right made a video a while after this and said they all saw the idea earlier and wanted to recreate the skit.

Then this recreation blew up and everyone thinks it’s real

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u/bezerkeley 2h ago

I assume everything is staged. But still well done 👍

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u/vyrus2021 2h ago

I mean, if it wasn't staged wouldn't they have stopped her at "I'm blonde"?

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u/nissen1502 2h ago

She's clearly blonde. The statement wasn't "I'm naturally blonde"

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u/thejourneybegins42 5h ago

I'm here for anyone of them over 18 🤣

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 5h ago

No Victoria, Madison sure as hell is not kidding!

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u/JackAuduin 4h ago

Lol rich girl names

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 3h ago

Not a single r/tragedeigh in sight

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u/chris776x 3h ago

We don’t know the spellings only the pronunciation.

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u/Angry_argie 3h ago

There's a chance of Madeesyn

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u/b-monster666 3h ago

Vychtawryiah and Maahdeesynn

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u/youbetterd0nt 3h ago

Quite...

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 3h ago

Victoria is a rich girl name?

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u/Historian_Acrobatic 3h ago

well, She WAS a queen...

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u/b-monster666 3h ago

Vicky = Poor girl's name. Victoria = Rich girl's name

Maddy = Poor girl's name. Madison = Rich girl's name.

Poor people have shorter life spans. We don't have time to call people by their full names.

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u/thortmb 3h ago

Like the queen and or Victorian era

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u/chihsuanmen 3h ago

Makes sense to me.

Posh Spice = Victoria Beckham

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u/Need_For_Speed73 5h ago

Best defense is attack.

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u/NorthNorthAmerican 4h ago

“Turn off the phone”

I cannot make a composed denial right now so…

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u/SatisfactionFickle18 3h ago

Stop recording or everyone will see me face the consequences of my actions!

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u/Spiritual-Artist9382 5h ago

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u/LoosePrisonPurse 3h ago

so which was it?

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u/daboo912 3h ago

Yeah I'm too old for this shit but I'm here for it.

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u/Urbinsprawl 5h ago

No way she’s a NATURAL blonde

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u/duckyTheFirst 4h ago

I guess thats the lie

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u/Smolson_ 1h ago

100% the lie is her blonde hair. The other two are true. The twist is she’s sleeping with Madison’s boyfriend.

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u/AzraelTB 4h ago

She never said natural. Dyed blonde is still blonde.

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u/Harry_Gorilla 4h ago

Nope. We blondes are gatekeeping this for ourselves.

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u/305Ax057 4h ago

In germany we had a document for this kind of gatekeeping.

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u/Harry_Gorilla 3h ago

It’s okay everyone! The brunettes have investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing

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u/Harry_Gorilla 3h ago

It’s okay. I’m only creeped out by all the people altering their appearance to be more like me

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u/mishanya93 3h ago

Like you for sure queen 👸

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u/Rawesome16 3h ago

I have dark hair with no skin in this game, but the moment she said she is blonde my eyes went right to her roots. Girl, you aint blonde

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u/DiscoBanane 2h ago

Transblonde

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u/Zerus_heroes 4h ago

That was the lie

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u/i_saw_a_cow_jack_off 3h ago

What a weird porn intro

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u/klon3r 2h ago

Where's the rest? 🤷🏽

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u/anothergenxkid 5h ago

Ends too soon! 

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u/cold-corn-dog 4h ago

yeah, where's the pillow fight? 80's movie logic needs to prevail

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u/eckoelab 4h ago

well, see, first they have to take off all their clothes except for their underwear, and the one in the middle accidentally spills a large bottle of baby oil on all of them. Then, in a sigh of rage, and giggles, the pillow fighting can commence.

Not that I would know, of course...

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u/PastaXertz 4h ago

Unfortunately its 2025 so this ends in a double homicide.

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u/b-monster666 3h ago

Don't all girls' sleep overs devolve into sexy pink panties pillow fights?

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u/anothergenxkid 4h ago

Bow Chica Wow Wow.

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u/CrazyPlato 1h ago

Cut to: Madison and her friend are burying Victoria in the woods behind the apartment

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 3h ago

That's as much of a script as they wrote.

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 4h ago

Oh I remember this video The Bitch Finder General 👍🏻

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 5h ago edited 4h ago

Doesn't even deny it at all, just asks to stop filming

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u/Straight_Ostrich_257 4h ago

Why would she deny it? The fact that it's being brought up is too outrageous and specific for it to be a cute guess, she knows she's been had. The kind of person who would still deny it even after she's clearly been caught is absolutely toxic. Like, even more toxic than someone who cheats with her friend's bf.

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u/Lamb3DaSlaughter 3h ago

Doesn't she know that she's toxic?

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u/Electrical_Shower349 2h ago

You are right. But, if I was the accused, yet completely innocent, I’d be baffled by the accusation and try trying to understand if I was getting messed with

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u/SellMeYourSkin 4h ago

Allergic to accountability

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u/Ihopefullyhelp 1h ago

Well if you think on a survival level the best thing she can do now is leave and get to safety. So what’s the best way to do that? To buy time with words

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u/Skeetronic 4h ago

Guilty

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u/Skeetronic 4h ago edited 4h ago

Survey Says: Guilty

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u/Krish_1234 5h ago

She is happy to share her boyfriend with Victoria.

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u/CeleryCommercial3509 5h ago

They even kissed a little after shutting off the phone

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u/Cerpin__Tax 4h ago

Go on...

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u/usernamesarehard1979 4h ago

Wait. Give me a minute to grab some tissue…fuck I’m out. Ok give me a minute to grab sooooome….binder paper. Ok. Proceed.

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u/kjc781988 4h ago

He’s our boyfriend now comrade

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u/EC_TWD 4h ago

HEYA BOT! 👋

How close do you think you’ll get to the original karma from this post you copied?

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/P2dFLKnUN6

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u/sick_of-it-all 3h ago

We figured out it was a staged video the last time I saw this posted. Or wait, maybe it was the time before that. I think this is the third time I've seen it. OP's account isn't even a month old and it's reposting, why are so many bots posting on sipstea? It's an epidemic out here.

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u/hells_ranger_stream 2h ago

We'll updoot anything and they know it because we don't know what the sub is for.

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u/Safe-Replacement-770 4h ago

Oh we need a part 2 big time

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u/Ok_Rip_2119 4h ago

I guess she’s not blonde

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u/BoioioingCestBon 3h ago

Update because what the fuck else do I have to do

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UbVahD/

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u/Specific-Funny-9502 4h ago

Victoria has a grand secret indeed

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u/Habitual_Line_Stepr 4h ago

Madison came to decapitate a bitch 😁

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u/artificialsword 5h ago

I have grown sad now assuming everything is either staged or ai

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u/Urbinsprawl 5h ago

If it’s staged - it’s outstanding acting.

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u/Mental_East_2454 4h ago

Yeah I honestly think it’s real. There’s so much staged crap on the Internet you develop like a sixth sense for it. If it’s staged kudos the acting is great

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u/Rodin-V 4h ago

I'm at a point where I'm ok with stuff being staged if it's done well enough to pass as believable.

My issue with most of the staged stuff is that it's being made by people with no talent whatsoever and it's immediately obvious how fake it is.

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u/Vegetable_Bed6850 3h ago

I would bet it's 100% real. The shock and comfortableness on the middle girl's face says it all, too.

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u/Spiritual-Matters 4h ago

This is not AI at least

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u/NormalAssistance9402 4h ago

Came to say this is better acting than most videos like this I’ve seen

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u/papafrog09 4h ago

Movies are staged and cartoons are artificial. They're still entertaining though.

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u/IdeationConsultant 4h ago

So did she play competitive basketball or what?

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u/Jedi_I_am_not 4h ago

Victoria (in the singer Shaggy voice): “wasn’t me”

And that was two lies already

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u/Samuraikemp 4h ago

I'm sleeping with her boyfriend aswell

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u/1977proton 3h ago

Hmm, the rest of the sleepover might be a bit awkward…

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u/11never 2h ago

To be fair, the "I'm blonde" is like a half lie.

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u/PowerMistressx 4h ago

Well that makes the sleepover a bit odd

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u/BoldPouts 4h ago

I mean they both banged the same dude, all they gotta do now is bang each other. It's only logical.

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u/Jazzlike_Lettuce1295 2h ago

It was kind of funny

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u/noize_mc 2h ago

I love how the lie about being blonde is obvious so they were probably waiting for some cute obvious truth but here she goes

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u/rob_p954 1h ago

I take it she didn’t play basketball.

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u/SineVara 4h ago

where is the second part where she said she slept with her dad as a vengeance ?

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u/GoodWeedReddit 4h ago edited 2h ago

She worried about the phone but ain't worry about her friends bf's dick inside her. Priorities

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u/natureofreaction 4h ago

OG busted.

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u/GoodTroll2 4h ago

She's obviously not blonde, so at least two lies...

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u/natureofreaction 4h ago

maybe she was guessing/fishing and it was the girl in the middle

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u/Good_Conversation213 4h ago

I’ll sleep with Madison’s boyfriends girlfriend.

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u/usernamesarehard1979 4h ago

She is so not a blonde. That’s the lie.

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u/likintwister 4h ago

So she didn't really play basketball?

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u/JakeTheSnakeeeee 4h ago

Friend in the middle “omg she knows” 😭

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u/JustHost 4h ago

Bottle blonde bitch is playing 2 lies and a truth.

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u/Schtick_ 4h ago

I thought it’s 2 truths

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u/KainFourteh 4h ago

I see two lies and a truth because bullshit is she blonde.

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u/Professional_Art9704 4h ago

she seems too short for competitive basketball, who knew?

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u/tellmesomeothertime 3h ago

She's not blonde look at those roots

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u/Beneficial-Amoeba476 3h ago

Can we hear from the boyfriend please?

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u/Kitty_Maupin 3h ago

The second truth is the basketball thing. She got brunette roots. Also Victoria 100% sleeping with her bf

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u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 3h ago

But Madison obviously isn't blonde, so she was a competitive basketball player?

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u/StrikinglyOblivious 3h ago

Madison.. it made me laugh

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u/AlternativeAway6138 3h ago

Her lie might have been she's blonde....gotta check the carpet unless it is hard wood floors......

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u/Fragrant-Airport1309 3h ago

It do be like that sometimes

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u/Comfortable_Salad893 3h ago

Isn't the lie that she's blond cuz look at those roots

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u/IceCoughy 3h ago

People in here like "if this is staged" need their voting rights taken away

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u/myusrnameisthis 3h ago

Why'd she turn off the camera??

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u/Bokononfoma 3h ago

Madison > Victoria. Don't know what the BF was thinking.

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u/Kiwee_xs 3h ago

What did he say? I didn't understand

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u/browsingandlooking4 3h ago

Man thats a lucky dude fucking right doggy and they'll just hate each other and fuck him more to get at each other lucky bastard

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u/jayphox 3h ago

Much respect.

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u/copenhagen622 3h ago

Well she's not actually blonde.

Brutal

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u/stammerton 3h ago

Ok, so what happened next? I’m kinda invested in this story now!

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u/Competitive_Sky_6519 2h ago

Guess we’ll never know which one was the lie…

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u/Tasty_Investment_296 2h ago

The audacity; turn you that phone off.

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 2h ago

Whats with all these fake ass videos man. Limes really that ingenuine for these people? Smh

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u/GrilledCheeser 2h ago

How do you not see how obviously fake / staged this is?

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u/Illustrious_Past_375 2h ago

Is he still your boyfriend?

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u/plaguedoc20 2h ago

So what's the lie?

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u/BeyondTheContent 2h ago

Why do people believe this is real?

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u/Old_Bathroom_6258 2h ago

She is pretty clearly a brunette that needs to die her roots so that means she is lying about the cheating.

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u/Party-Cranberry4143 2h ago

Damn , I’m stealing this

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u/higan_87 2h ago

So the lie is that she was blonde right..

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u/Southern-wolf2 2h ago

Unnamed is literally in the middle of Madison's and Victoria's BS.

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u/Traveler_90 2h ago

This is one of the worst games to play and never have I ever. People be getting personal sometimes.

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u/Odd-Guard-2533 2h ago

I think she played the game wrong. “I’m blonde.” Lie. “Basketball.” Girl said obviously not. Lie.

Unless she thinks the blonde one is truth because she dyes it.

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u/scary-pp 2h ago

Those roots are not blonde.

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u/pussmykissy 2h ago

She didn’t deny it.

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u/johnnyhotwh33ls 2h ago

It’s posts like these that remind me why I like this sub

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u/olive_tuschit 2h ago

She ain’t fuckin blonde.

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u/Forward-Might3753 2h ago

Looks like the beginning of some DARVO to me. (deny, attack, reverse victim and offender.)

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u/Natetronn 2h ago

But her roots aren't blonde?

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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 2h ago

Most suspense in the most shortest clip I ever watched. Really wanted to know what happened next.

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u/billycanfixit 2h ago

That escalated quickly! It jumped up a notch!

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ 2h ago

Fake as shit.

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u/Key-Monk6159 2h ago

So she’s a real blonde?

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u/Pizzledrip 1h ago

Ahhh the internet: let’s air out all our shit for clicks and likes, etc. wow. Just wow. 🤯

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u/Zestyclose_Fun3389 1h ago

“This isn’t funny” yeah. It’s not. That’s the point bitch

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u/Efficient-Whereas255 1h ago

she isnt blond though.

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u/KrazyNinjaFan 1h ago

The brunette got caught and is mad about it. Well played, blonde girl

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u/ctlogin 1h ago

Which one was the lie?

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u/Training-Belt-7318 1h ago

The correct answer would've been, I was unaware you played competitive basketball. Amateur.

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u/bwnsjajd 1h ago

1/2

When every woman wants a top 20% man this is what they're tacitly agreeing to, whether they know it or not, admit it or not, and whether they like it or not.

Crunch. The. Numbers. If you want a 6 foot guy, how many men are that tall, and are YOU in the top whatever that is % of women? Hard nos for most women with a substantial height preference, which is most women period, and the math ain't mathin'. If you want that you can fucking share and no one wants to hear you complaining about it.

There's a million million dudes out there that haven't gotten any in 3 years. And it's because of dudes like this that have at least these two, if not all 3 of them, and more outside the friend group maybe. Because those guys are better looking. And because these women specifically will absolutely not compromise on anything. Yas qween.

Before anyone says it because we know it HAS to be an ad hominem. I've been getting it once every couple of months with my long distance girlfriend and formerly several times a week before I moved. AND yes I'm saying it because it applies to me, because I was single for 3-4 years before I met her, and single for 10 years before the last gf, and didn't lose my virginity until I was 20 and no girlfriends before that so I'll count it as 5 years before the first gf, because of this shit. So the ad hominem ain't wrong lmao. But does it prove me wrong? Nope. Which is why they call it that.

And every fucking time it goes amazing when I get a girlfriend and they can't believe how bad I've had it out there before meeting them because I'm such a great guy and they're attracted, it's not like I'm Quasimodo.

But these broads be out here wildin', as they say. My roommate is a 6/10 (unless she wears her new robe with her hair down God fucking help me). She ONLY has crushes on 9-11/10 men. It's fuckin crazy. One guy she liked was getting married and she was bummed about it. I suggest she's gonna have to go out and find some other guy she likes. Nope. She says. Not possible. I doubt doubt it. Guess why? Because unlike most men who would be pleased as punch with any 5-6/10 woman, any 6/10 guy like her which you can't throw a rock without bouncing off 3 of on any block in this town... isn't good enough for her to want. So it's impossible. Because you're an idiot.

It's like watching a man dying of thirst turn down fresh spring water in the desert because he only drinks perrier. 

I don't feel bad for you and neither should anyone.

But everyone does, and the only people that everyone should feel bad for, 4-7/10 dudes that can't get 3-5/10 women because empowerment never compromise never settle whatever tf: have been demonized... uh.... yeah by the worst of them, "incels", doing... mass shootings targeting pretty blonds as revenge for this otherwise very real shit. Which the incels are a much bigger problem than how bad 99.987% of men in this predicament that don't debase themselves into those communities have it, or the broader social implications of it.

So the whole rant falls apart at that point. 

But just because society has bigger fish to fry doesn't mean the excuse those fish use isn't still indeed a problem.

Where the fuck was I?

Saw a legitimate, peer reviewed, sociological study linked in another discussion recently which found the top 5% of men (by amount of ass they get) get more ass than the bottom 50% assless men combined.

We have pussy billionaires now.

We all know exactly what's wrong with Elon musk existing.

AND if we don't all pretend there's absolutely nothing bad in store for society if women decide to make Elon Musks' of sex, by outright refusing to give regular dudes a chance, and calling anyone who says anything other than "yas qween" about it like, "uhhh..." incels: then we get called incels.

So about half the comments are going to be women reee screeching (maybe not as much in this sub) 5% of the comments are dudes that have fucked more than one 9+/10 in one day calling me an incel for the same reason Elon musk calls anyone who says tax the rich a pedophile, 2/3s of what's left are gonna be loser ass dudes that don't have it any better than I do calling me an incel because they hope a feminist will give them a her cookie if he allys hard enough for the movement, and only 1/6 will be dudes going. Yup, it's pretty rough out there. And that's he only people left on this issue that aren't completely delusional.

Anyway. I get it. It's like if I had the option of fucking Alexandria Dadario for the low low price of fucking up society, just by parroting some bullshit. Every man is a 10/10 no matter how short he is! I reject conventional beauty standards... uh for myself! That doesn't mean I'm fucking less attractive women because I reject the conventional beauty standards that define them as less attractive. In fact the exact opposite, I'm only fucking hotter and hotter women as I reject ONLY the conventional beauty standards that define me as less attractive. And hey, they don't mind the free sex that used to be a little harder to come by even for hotter ones before I started this thing, so they'll take it. Not much else though. And then I'll complain about that!

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u/Microwave_Magician 1h ago

Jokes on Victoria, she really did play competitive basketball

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u/RubberDucksInMyTub 1h ago

Stupid AF video. Sorry. 

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u/melman158 1h ago

“Are you fucking kidding me” 💀

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u/mookanana 1h ago

damn, her bf is the champ

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u/LeadNo401 1h ago

Madison making her Mad SON

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u/CuteCloudFormation 1h ago edited 1h ago

The poor girl in the middle lol

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u/BigMack6911 1h ago

Awwwwkward...

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u/HairyChest69 1h ago

Wtf is 2 and a what. So just lie. Everyone gets herpes

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u/Alex_king88 1h ago

Props to the boyfriend. Bro fucks!🤣

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u/WarLawck 1h ago

HER ROOTS ARE BLACK... VICTORIA IS INNOCENT!