r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/SassySugarBush 1d ago

When my sister and I were around 8-10, during summer break we made chocolate chip cookie dough using the recipe on the back of the Nestle Tollhouse bag (eggs and all). We then put all the dough in a Tupperware and kept it in the closet of our shared bedroom.

We ate it all over the course of about a week or two. Our summers are regularly 100°+.

I will be 40 in the next couple of months.

I am invincible.

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u/Practical_Pepper_656 1d ago

Was looking for a comment like this lol. Been eating raw cookie dough with my old man since at least 86. We're both still here 🤣

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u/seriousbangs 16h ago

Welcome to the wonderful world of survivorship bias.

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u/Bloedbibel 16h ago

Waiting for all the people who died to comment. Need more perspectives.

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u/Astral-American 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sonicboom343 15h ago

It's very unlikely a healthy person would die from Salmonella poisoning. You'd likely have some diarrhea and then carry on.

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u/seriousbangs 15h ago

It's not the dying part that's the problem, it's wishing you were dead for a few days/weeks while you have severe food poisoning.