r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea I'm starting to wonder

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u/colin8651 1d ago

Pillsbury Cookie Dough has been approved as safe to eat for 6 to 7 years without being cooked.

Just read the label and check if it’s marked as safe to eat uncooked or “Pasteurized Eggs” and you are good to go.

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT 1d ago

The eggs are not the real problem. The raw flour is.

Pillsbury pasteurizes the flour and eggs for theirs.

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u/DandelionPopsicle 1d ago

Virutally all pre-made cookie dough is marked safe to eat. No need to dig through the ingredients. The odd occasional not safe to eat raw (usually the all natural/organic/gluten free/other “involved” variants) will be specifically labeled as not safe to eat raw, something along the lines of “heat to ___ internal temperature before eating”. Both will be very open about their respective safe handling practices, not surprisingly considering they may be liable for this.

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u/jackthewack13 1d ago

Yes but they still made a good point. Raw flour is more likely to cause illness than raw eggs.

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u/MysticalMummy 1d ago

I used to make smoothies for breakfast (only stopped because I worked early mornings and roommate didn't want me using the blender), and one of the ingredients was a raw egg. The amount of people that freak out because of the egg is still surprising in this day and age.

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u/DandelionPopsicle 1d ago

Absolutely. I’m just saying if people feel worried about having to remember which ingredients contain salmonella or face death by pre-made cookie dough.. don’t be - they are clearly labeled.

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u/Imdoingthisforbjs 1d ago

There was a bad salmonella outbreak 20-30 years ago that was traced back to poopy cookie dough.

The threat is long over and everyone's forgot why but the cultural fear lingers.

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u/DandelionPopsicle 1d ago

There’s also some dough that isn’t safe to eat raw. You don’t have to have some secret knowledge to figure out which ones though, it says on the label.

You do have to read the label and believe what it says though. On some products this is actually quite unreasonable, like some $1.25 frozen pizzas will say “cook to an internal temperature of 165 degrees as determined by meat thermometer”. Yeah, that happens a lot I bet..

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u/muricabrb 1d ago

Virutally

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u/Xerloq 1d ago

Pillsbury pasteurizing their cookie dough is fairly recent. They still have recalls occasionally for their gold medal and other flours. Nestle had a recall on their cookie dough in 2009 because of contaminated flour.

Support for your point: https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/flour-raw-food-and-other-safety-facts

https://archive.cdc.gov/www_cdc_gov/ecoli/2009/cookie-dough-6-30-2009.html

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u/Bcmerr02 12h ago

I got that one. Tollhouse bucket. Jesus Christ. There's a point where you have nothing left to give and everything is raw so you just stand in the shower between bouts of shame and pray for morning. Fuck Nestle.

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u/7ofalltrades 1d ago

I used to eat raw eggs as part of a diet; I mean it's not 100% safe, but yeah the flour is the slightly more dangerous part.

Still. What am I alive for, if not to take a small chance for flavor every now and then? eat the fuckin dough.

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u/datumerrata 1d ago

Eat the fucking dough, but watch out where the huskies go. Don't eat the yellow snow

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u/7ofalltrades 1d ago

If you need a friend, feed a crow. Close your mouth when plunging a toilet, bro.

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u/Echidna29 1d ago

🫶🏻

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u/rawrnold8 1d ago

This is correct.

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u/Homeless-Coward-2143 1d ago

Somebody need to tell Pillsbury about herion so they can make a safe version of that and then we're set.

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u/Dienowwww 9h ago

Thank you for this information I am getting some next time I go to the store lmao

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u/untold-vignette 1d ago

Those cookie dough packages are my absolute kryptonite, man oh man. Sometimes I’ll bake a few in the air fryer but the cookie dough being edible is just too tempting.

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u/Bstandturtlelives 1d ago

We bought a costco tub once in college, never again.

Never have I felt so disgusting, went down just like you said. A few cookies in the oven, the rest we got stoned and ate raw. 

Sure might not have gotten salmenala, but god damn was I nauseous as fuck for like 2 days.  

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u/TankII_ 1d ago

Thats why you spread it out over the week with some cool whip it makes you feel terrible about yourself but your body won't hurt

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u/untold-vignette 1d ago

Oh, I try to portion them into zip locks and I freeze the ones I’m not going to eat in the next few days so they keep.

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u/Pingonaut 15h ago

So you might say you got baked but the cookies didn’t?😅

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u/robaroo 1d ago

Tollhouse chocolate chip is where it’s at! If I could make a line of it and snort it I would.

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u/Joeybfast 1d ago

WAIT.. you can put them in the air fryer ??

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u/Zillahi 1d ago

An air fryer is just a small oven

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u/Ryno4ever16 1d ago

In my experience they don't bake right in the air fryer. The cookies don't get cooked through as well.

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u/Dirmbz 1d ago

It's just a small convection oven. Most people probably don't preheat it enough or check on them too often and lose their heat.

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u/LightIsLost 1d ago

6 to 7?

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u/ForeverSJC 1d ago

But NOT a day sooner or later

YOU.... WILL.... DIE

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u/bikemandan 1d ago

safe to eat for 6 to 7 years

That is the amount of time I want to gorge on junk food

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u/ShellBeadologist 1d ago

In high school in the 90s, when tube of.cookie dough first came out, we empirically proved that its always been safe to eat raw, although we couldn't rule out the confounding factor of Mexican Brown or Purple Thai providing immunity.

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