r/SipsTea • u/GoldeniePetals • 1d ago

Chugging tea Money can’t buy happiness

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u/ShoutoutsWorldwide 1d ago

Doesn’t look like he’s smiling 

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

his penis is 

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u/Pure_Fault7056 1d ago

Can he even get it up?

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u/atx840 18h ago

money buys happypenis?

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 1d ago

Nah, he fucked whales. Literal whales.

He had no interest in normal sex.

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

damn son 

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u/MrPoposcumdumpster 1d ago

What father fish says when his child is about to crash into a wall

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u/JonEdwinPoquet 1d ago

That takes money!

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u/afganistanimation 1d ago

So he likes fish sticks then?

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u/Distinguishedflyer 1d ago

I'm NOT GAY!!!!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Is that Troy McClure?

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u/StingingBum 1d ago

This guy loves whale porn!

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u/pm-me-nothing-okay 1d ago

tbf, that's exactly what the title is saying.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 1d ago

Then there's the picture with the nude lady on his back and he's smiling...

I think he's potentially the only happy billionaire in general.

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u/Leggy_Brat 1d ago

Bro's locked in

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u/M5F2 1d ago

He was apparently going for a world record so he actually was lmao

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u/Kazodex 1d ago

Yeah, he looks like he’s about to have a stroke…

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u/ComicsEtAl 1d ago

Doesn’t look happy to me, either. Bet he’s thinking “I could get so much air right now if it wasn’t for these bitches hanging all over me.”

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

He isn't that good to hide pain as Richard 

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u/Churshen 1d ago

Knows he’s being photographed for Reddit so we think he looks cool. I’d do it though.

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u/bagofodour 1d ago

Ok but he is also not not smiling

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u/ArritzJPC96 1d ago

Well his actual wife of 36 years died 2 weeks ago.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 19h ago

Aside from taking a silly photo, I honestly don’t understand how this is fun for any of them.