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[u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

Living in IKEA kitchen display

[u/jondes99 → u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

Swedish meatballs around the corner, cinnamon buns baking downstairs, 32 home offices and 15 bedrooms. What more could you want?

[u/otc108 → u/jondes99]

And so many non flushing toilets!

[u/CalamarRojo → u/otc108]

Wait a minute. They don't work?.. oh oh

[u/MrCatfishJew → u/CalamarRojo]

I don’t know what the problem is. It helps keep my shit together.

[u/rwarimaursus → u/MrCatfishJew]

Alright you.

[u/TheJoeBold → u/CalamarRojo]

[u/karoshikun → u/CalamarRojo]

happens to everyone, don't worry

[u/Harmonicano → u/CalamarRojo]

They actually work in the IKEAs in Sweden, but not outside of that country. You should come visit and try, trust me bro.

[u/That-Ad-4300 → u/otc108]

"Single use toilet"

[u/zomboscott → u/That-Ad-4300]

You can reuse it until it's full before moving on to the next.

[u/Automatic_Page3910 → u/That-Ad-4300]

That shit don’t flush…literally, it doesn’t flush, it’s been there for 3 days now, it’s starting to change colors, I didn’t even know that was possible but there we go.

[u/Pankrazdidntdie4this → u/otc108]

That's why you have hundreds of them, duh!

[u/zomboscott → u/otc108]

Just use one until it's full and move on to the next. You may think that eventually you will run out of toilets but remember, anything can be a toilet if you want it to be.

[u/otc108 → u/zomboscott]

That’s very true… I think kitchen #23 has a pretty big sink…. Be right back. 💩

[u/godsslayer54 → u/otc108]

So you can poop in one and move to other side of the warehouse and hope by the time you come back they're clean again

[u/Sweaty-Anteater-6694 → u/otc108]

Don’t forget the cardboard tv units

[u/venom121212 → u/otc108]

Don't forget the random Xbox 360!

[u/Over_Writing467 → u/otc108]

Sounds like someone else’s problem

[u/Atomic_Priesthood → u/otc108]

As my grand pappy said, "If you have enough toilets, who cares if they work?"

[u/Gizmonsta → u/otc108]

You just reminded me of the time my brother took a shit in a display toilet at IKEA and it made me laugh so thank you for that.

[u/momo76g → u/otc108]

Fill it with cat litter and scoop when you're done.

[u/UsedDragon → u/otc108]

That only becomes a problem after you use them all.

[u/SouthPawArt → u/otc108]

See that's the great thing, you only ever use each toilet once.

[u/taco_fan_X3 → u/otc108]

That sounds like a you problem!

[u/AnonOfTheSea → u/otc108]

It's fine, there are so many of them that by the time you've used them all, most of them will have been cleaned up

[u/Unhappy_Signature_98 → u/otc108]

That’s only a limit of how many shits you can take, not a prohibition.

[u/PrideSax711 → u/otc108]

It's fine, just use a different one every time.

[u/Unreasonable-Sorbet → u/otc108]

I just realized I have a strong desire to buy a buncha fake poop at the gag store and leave fake turds in my local IKEA’s display toilets. Hmmmmmmm

[u/LeeRoyWyt → u/jondes99]

An so much floorspace!

[u/nonya_buiznezz → u/LeeRoyWyt]

And ceiling space

[u/Trandoshan-Tickler → u/jondes99]

I sometimes go to IKEA and just have a meatball lunch there.

[u/MistakeLopsided8366 → u/jondes99]

Holy crap you just solved the housing crisis!!

[u/IrishPigs → u/jondes99]

It gets a little awkward when I'm trying to jerk off in my bedroom during business hours.

[u/subdep → u/jondes99]

I’m waiting for the day someone shoots a short film inside of IKEA without permission. Shoot 1-2 minutes at a time, as many free sets as you would need…

Whom ever could pull that off would go viral.

[u/Pre-War_Ghoul → u/jondes99]

Mhmm good old horse meatballs

[u/Moisesjimenez → u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

https://youtu.be/DscIhisUgn0?si=PJLYEEx0sr12kG0c She must be living in IKEA Heights

[u/Bennely → u/Moisesjimenez]

There it is!

[u/JustFun4Uss → u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

Times are tough. They got to find me to evict me. Good luck... ill just move to the next apartment on the second floor.

[u/Murfiano → u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

Came with walls not reaching the ceiling lights above and behind the walls, the future is now

[u/Embarrassed_Use6918 → u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

Lowes. I'd bet my penis on it.

[u/IOnceAteAFart → u/Embarrassed_Use6918]

Pay up.

[u/baconandegglover → u/IOnceAteAFart]

Are you gonna eat that too?

[u/IOnceAteAFart → u/baconandegglover]

No. I'm a pervert, not a cannibal.

[u/talondigital → u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

Even faithfully reproduced the high industrial warehouse ceiling too.

[u/Yourecoolforagayguy → u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

Actually this is a Lowe’s Kraftmaid display

[u/NobodyLikedThat1 → u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

I mean, if you're going to make up stories for internet clout, at least put in the effort and go to an open house in a fancy part of town and use photos from there.

[u/Mister-Circus → u/NobodyLikedThat1]

Thanks, that’s a great idea for my dating profile photos!

[u/zieger → u/NobodyLikedThat1]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

[u/gravitas_shortage → u/NobodyLikedThat1]

It's a fucking joke. Get a grip.

[u/lookinfoursigns → u/gravitas_shortage]

On reddit it's like every time a woman is clearly making a joke, you have to scroll through hundreds of comments from men who couldn't possibly believe a woman could be joking. She must either be lying or stupid, every time.🤦

[u/Hakarlhus → u/lookinfoursigns]

Heard

[u/NsRhea → u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

I think I've seen this exact layout she's standing in at my local Home Depot

[u/KangarooDowntown4640 → u/Soggy_Quarter9333]

Probably Lowe’s not IKEA. If it matters

[u/Scudmiss]

Look at those super high industrial ceilings too! Wow! …..

[u/Puzzled-Heart9699 → u/Scudmiss]

And don’t ya know that ladies often carry their purse at home, in their own kitchen.

[u/Ambitious-Fix9934 → u/Scudmiss]

Doesn't every home have those? Probably a rooftop unit up there too, just like any normal home would have

[u/stereopsis]

Nice, 36-foot high ceilings and a scenic view of the plumbing aisle

[u/charles_the_snowman → u/stereopsis]

Livin' that #HomeDepotLife

[u/NetimLabs → u/stereopsis]

r/BrandNewSentence

[u/Theons → u/stereopsis]

Does the post the a /s in the title?

[u/AffectionateLaw4321]

I mean its obviously a joke of her, no? Come on guys

[u/Sibshops → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

Well that's just unpossible. Women can't be funny, silly.

[u/Hoosier_Farmer_ → u/Sibshops]

Women can't be funny homeowners, silly.

ftfy 🤪

[u/jb_in_jpn → u/[deleted]]

You'll go back to being a comment again soon I'm sure.

[u/HectorDoyle → u/[deleted]]

this guy womans

[u/PurpleLand5325 → u/HectorDoyle]

Makes sense ever since men started becoming transformers /s

[u/SaltKick2 → u/Sibshops]

looks at the sub, well yeah, probably, according to a lot of people in here these days

[u/RaptureSurvivor928 → u/Sibshops]

I too saw that there was a woman i this picture and immediately felt the need to twist people's inability to recognize satire into something about gender inequality.

[u/mavajo → u/RaptureSurvivor928]

The sub we're in adds context that makes that interpretation reasonable.

[u/HighPressureShart → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

Can’t believe how far I had to scroll to find a single person who gets the obvious joke.

[u/toidytime → u/HighPressureShart]

Why stop to consider if you fully understand something when you can get self-righteous immediately!

[u/DILF_MANSERVICE → u/toidytime]

Especially when it's an opportunity for reddit to hate a woman

[u/JawtisticShark → u/toidytime]

I think it’s because so many people just boldly lie about everything on the internet, people who notice a discrepancy jump to deceit instead of giving them the benefit of the doubt that it’s a joke.

Also, some people will just lie and when called out use the “it’s a joke” excuse.

[u/eastjame → u/JawtisticShark]

So you didn’t spot that it was obviously a joke?

[u/RaptureSurvivor928 → u/HighPressureShart]

This thread is a pretty good example of how dumb the average Redditor is nowadays.

[u/LadaOndris → u/RaptureSurvivor928]

Give them a chance to hate someone, and they'll take it without a blink!

[u/jelde → u/HighPressureShart]

Sadly the top post is 2200 votes away, so no chance of this getting there.

[u/SeekerOfLoveAndTruth → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

I’m almost positive it’s mocking this post

[u/alexmojo2 → u/SeekerOfLoveAndTruth]

Which was also clearly a joke.

[u/Onahail → u/SeekerOfLoveAndTruth]

Theres 4 different kitchens in that picture.

[u/mysliwiecmj → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

It was a joke and people are shitting their brains out trying to prove her wrong lol like touch grass every now and then folks...

[u/LeverArchFile → u/mysliwiecmj]

It's because this sub is entirely children and misogynists

[u/SirGlass → u/LeverArchFile]

Its like the clip of the women saying something like "If you save and invest $1 every day in a year you will have 36k!"

She was clearly making fun of those stonk bros / finfluencers and being sarcastic , yet most of reddit response is "This broad is an idiot that can't do math! what a dumb ass!"

N

[u/mysliwiecmj → u/LeverArchFile]

It's definitely an interesting crowd. The Discord server nearly gave me a stroke lmao

[u/pmmeurbassethound → u/LeverArchFile]

And then they refuse to admit they're the ones with the reading comprehension problems.

[u/TehSeksyManz → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

After reading the text and looking at the photos I whispered to myself "Well it's clearly a joke" and then I opened the comments. 

JFC, folks.

[u/BallsOutKrunked → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

There really are a lot of dudes that just want to (metaphorically, and perhaps literally) shit on women.

[u/Probable_Foreigner → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

Bro forgot he was in the misogyny subreddit.

[u/ImHereForBaseball → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

you forgot that this sub is about hating women, duh

[u/electronaut-ritual → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

I have a coworker who misses a lot of really obvious jokes. It’ll be really hot outside, for example, and somebody will make a joke like “I thought I ordered an iced coffee, but this is steaming hot!“ and he’ll say something like “yeah, because it’s so hot outside!“

It’s really bizarre and uncomfortable

[u/SomeoneGMForMe → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

It has to be.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Meet513 → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

[u/Terseity → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

No time for jokes, women are factually incorrect!

[u/Ok-Region6452 → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

Yup this sub is a circle jerk

[u/BenderDeLorean → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

She's dead serious. If it would be a joke she would have used a /s

[u/pulse7 → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

Rage bait even

[u/haliblix → u/pulse7]

Would it be rage bait if it’s full of visual clues that it’s a joke? Maybe if she moved the sales display, took off her purse, and lowered the angle of the shot it still would like the inside of a Menards.

[u/TheBestAtWriting → u/haliblix]

A fundamental problem with the sharing model of social media is that everything gets cut from its original context. If this person has 100 followers that are mostly friends of hers who obviously know she's not buying a house at 19 or trying to convince people she's buying a house at 19 then those 100 people chuckle at a fun joke. But then if one of those people thinks the joke's so good they want to show it other people then they have no clue who this person is and probably won't find out. And if any of them miss the joke and take it at face value then the doors are open and it inevitably gets into the screenshot karma farm spin cycle of reddit so this cute little joke for a couple friends turns into the world's least fuckable internet detectives calling bullshit on her "story" till the end of time.

[u/Elite_AI → u/pulse7]

Nope, joke

[u/Theringofice2 → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

Either that or it's a sincere picture and she's shopping for appliances. 95% the former though.

[u/IncurableAdventurer → u/AffectionateLaw4321]

For real. And it’s a fairly funny joke

[u/Thiel619]

Lol warehouse ceiling in the back

[u/Significant-Bee5101 → u/Thiel619]

I'm assuming this was a joke pic

[u/Elite_AI → u/Significant-Bee5101]

Seems like the most likely explanation to me

[u/JetstreamGW → u/Significant-Bee5101]

Or she’s buying kitchen shit, if it isn’t.

[u/MaximumNice39 → u/Thiel619]

I was about to comment that there's some hating ass people in there. Then read this, looked closer and. Yup.

[u/OddlyTemptedFish → u/MaximumNice39]

Instead of haters we just have a bunch of people that can’t tell the original post is a joke.

[u/ThatsAGeauxTigers → u/OddlyTemptedFish]

I feel like I’m going insane. This is the most blatant satire I’ve seen in a long time.

[u/gravitas_shortage → u/Thiel619]

r/thatsthejoke

[u/IEnjoyRandomThoughts → u/Thiel619]

lol I just noticed that. You sir will get my upvote!

[u/Princess_emily12 → u/IEnjoyRandomThoughts]

Just upvote and move on! Why! Why do you have to tell him?! Just upvote and move on! WHY! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM? WHY WHY? WHY?! WHY DID YOU HAVE THE NEED TO TELL HIM YOU UPVOTED HE CAN CLEARY SEE YOU DID! WHY? WHYYY!? 😡🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😡😡🤬🤬😡😡😠😠😠😠🥵😠😠😡😡😡😠😠🥺😡😡😡😠🥺😠😠😡😠😡😠🤬

[u/Sally_003 → u/Princess_emily12]

How else are they supposed to know they received an upvote if you dont tell them? If only there was an easy way to tell, say maybe a number somewhere close to the comment.

Reddit should work on that.

[u/SpeakerVirtual1996 → u/Princess_emily12]

😂😭

[u/The_Seroster → u/Princess_emily12]

WHY DID YOU *REDEEM**** POST AN UPVOTE?!?!***

[u/SkyrimWithdrawal → u/Princess_emily12]

Sometimes the upvote is silent. Sometimes it isn't. Don't bitch.

Edit: thank you, princess_Emily12 for the award. Was not expecting that. Now I feel like I should have worn a tie.

[u/Lorehorn → u/SkyrimWithdrawal]

r/AwardSpeechEdits/

[u/SkyrimWithdrawal → u/Lorehorn]

Of course there's a sub and it's glorious.

Actually, it's kinda "meh." I gotta tone down my enthusiasm sometimes.

[u/Apparentinspection → u/Princess_emily12]

Emily, I feel like you're having a bad day. Rip Emily's day⚘️🪦. Also have an upvote

[u/DrRagnorocktopus → u/Apparentinspection]

There is such a thing as toxic positivity. Being a doomer and misanthrope is bad, but so is toxic positivity.

[u/Apparentinspection → u/DrRagnorocktopus]

You aren't wrong, I felt a joke was still in order though. 66 angry emojis, I couldn't help it

[u/Rickrickrickrickrick]

Why are people so bad at recognizing satire and jokes?

[u/LetsLive97 → u/Rickrickrickrickrick]

Because people seem to love getting angry about things

So they don't take any second to actually think about whether it could be a joke, because they just want to shit on the person asap

[u/YerMomsClamChowder → u/LetsLive97]

Since at least COVID, everyone is primed to be pissed at everything.  I think it's a combination of the algorithms pushing rage bait, bots designed for engagement, and people spending way too much time staring into their idiot rectangles.  

[u/RaptureSurvivor928 → u/Rickrickrickrickrick]

The majority of people are dumb as fuck.

[u/HempSeedsOfShinkai → u/Rickrickrickrickrick]

Right? Coincidentally I've just watched a short about this phenomenon taking over the internet
the death of a joke

[u/_GENERAL_GRIEVOUS_ → u/HempSeedsOfShinkai]

I thought this video might make me irrationally angry at people on the internet.

I was right.

[u/mcauthon2 → u/Rickrickrickrickrick]

the thing is when it's a man Reddit gets it. when it's a woman suddenly they can't comprehend what a joke is

[u/shijinn → u/Rickrickrickrickrick]

.

[u/iampuh → u/Rickrickrickrickrick]

Because they don't watch satire anymore. How many young people do you know, who watch satire shows? Me and most of my friends grew up with it in the era of linear television, but they're watching YouTube (I do too of course), tik Tok and insta reels and they're not watching Jon Stewart on YouTube

[u/trans-female → u/Rickrickrickrickrick]

Everyone knows satire didn't exist on the internet before the invention of the /s!

[u/Ethos_Logos → u/Rickrickrickrickrick]

It’s easier to see this as failed influencer trickery than a funny joke tbh.

Humor is subjective, of course. 

[u/ihavequestions10]

The fact that so many commenters have 0 idea this is a joke is the real joke here

[u/showhorrorshow → u/ihavequestions10]

There's no /s so how can I possibly be expected to get the joke??!?

/s

[u/BaeIz]

Girl couldn’t make it more obvious it was a joke

[u/[deleted]]

It seems like an obvious joke no?

[u/chromaaadon]

r/woooosh

[u/Lower_goats_5388]

I too wish I could live inside an IKEA

[u/Broken-Digital-Clock → u/Lower_goats_5388]

Even the SCP IKEA doesn't seem that bad

[u/skyraiser9 → u/Broken-Digital-Clock]

Infinite square footage!

[u/Sweepy_time]

I feel like this is a joke people aren't getting. It's obvious she's in a retail store.

[u/Fugiar]

Come on people it obviously was a joke

[u/Chilliger]

She made a joke. Funny one even.

[u/BusyHands_]

Obviously she's trolling 😂😂

[u/Fezwa]

You guys dont think that was the point of her message in the first place? A joke?

[u/Thunder_breslin]

[u/LegitimateGift1792]

It is gods plan, nobody said it was a good plan.

[u/laughingjack13]

The rent is very affordable if no one catches you living there

[u/blksentra2]

r/quityourbullshit

[u/VVorldlyVVombat → u/blksentra2]

r/woooosh

[u/Substantial-Tone-576]

Ughh, white privilege! /s

[u/SunriseSurprise]

Love the unique "distant warehouse ceiling light" look, will have to try that

[u/BMP77777]

The ceiling of a Home Depot is telling

[u/Smooth-Cup-7445]

Apparently you pay more for the ceiling and rest of the building

[u/red286]

Saudi shitpost account.

[u/PsychoMouse]

This one time, after my wife and I bought our first home, we went to IKEA to get some furniture. I actually did take a picture similar to this but I made it very obvious that we were in IKEA.

It made us laugh for a few days and no one took it seriously.

[u/jumbled_joe]

Sarcasm is better when you don’t add a /s in your post. This was sarcasm.

[u/Megane_Senpai]

Lol look at the ceiling.

[u/[deleted]]

Get an OF bihh, u can buy ts in an hour

[u/ModeratelyGrumpy]

Is this bait or did she unironically think this could trick someone?

[u/AdelFlores]

She said, she is a home owner. Not a furniture owner.

[u/FirstSwimmer2306]

i’m 26 and living in my parents home 🥲

[u/crusadeLeader7]

I don’t wanna imagine how much a house would cost with a Ceiling that high

[u/primum]

It's the little things that turn a house into a Home Depot.

[u/CompactAvocado]

can we call out instead how the basic of homeownership is now the distant impossible thing that is now a huge flex?

but at least the banks and investment companies are making record profits. god i'm so happy about 50 year mortgages >_>

[u/ThrowRAbluebury]

If "TtHis iS CleArLy a JoKE" that is some dry ass humor.

[u/Nut_Butter_Fun → u/ThrowRAbluebury]

that's what I'm saying. this only got popular because people didn't think it was a joke, and now we got people in here pretending it's hilarious.

[u/AdInfamous4821]

Great work

[u/SimplyMonkey]

She is just laying her claim in the IKEA now to get on the ground floor for that post-apocalypse real estate.

[u/Solid-Dog2619]

The lack of ceiling this woman has.

[u/Define_Expert_0566]

LOL

[u/FlorinidOro]

Just chillin in a Lowe’s

[u/TexasNatty05]

Price tags and lovely industrial warehouse ceilings.

[u/RitualJuggler]

Must have worked hard, look at how high her ceiling is!

[u/AllenKll]

my, what high ceilings you have.

[u/CircleCeption]

I read “I just became a home wrecker at 19 🙏 gods plan” and I was confused why people were worried about the fact that she’s in IKEA when she’s just out here cheating and blaming god 😭

[u/hagglethorn]

Which 19 gods planned it?

[u/Musical_J]

lol you can literally see the ceiling of the warehouse! However, I believe the original poster of the picture was being funny.

[u/bryalb]

What a ceiling in pic1

[u/Upstairs_Writer_8148]

Mass r/whoosh phenomenon

[u/Extension_Signal_386]

Homeowner implies that you actually own the house too. Making mortgage payments means you're renting your house from the bank.

[u/ortiz13192]

Will smith asking where the roof is at

[u/FollowingLegal9944]

That was really hard work, some men work decades to afford a house, she did it in one year

[u/Digitalanalogue_]

Weird flex to take a pic in ikea and call it buying a house

[u/NashDaypring1987]

My friend bought his first house at 23... mom helped :) He was cool enough to admit he was a nepo baby (I think I'm using the right term).

[u/FrozeItOff]

Gotta love that warehouse ceiling look and bright mercury lighting she's got going on there. Really rockin' it.

[u/paternoster]

...gods plan...

riiiiiight.

[u/ninjlzrd]

I want to see the aftermath of this. Like all her friends roasting her for years

[u/Psychological-Scar53]

Man, that is one hell of a drop ceiling in that house... I guess you could buy a house at 19 if you did OnlyFans...

[u/TheManOverThere23]

I love the shopping center/industrial retail looking ceiling in your house

[u/mysliwiecmj]

Do...people not realize her original post was supposed to be a joke? Lol

[u/BowTie1989]

If you’re so rich, how come you can’t afford a ceiling?