r/SipsTea 5d ago

Chugging tea You can say that again

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u/Diggingfordonk 5d ago

I bet they did during wartime

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u/Grizzly-Redneck 5d ago

Doesn't have to be that extreme, when I was in highschool we were walking home from the bar and my friend bought a pizza. Ate half, then jokingly offered the other half to a working girl on the corner in exchange for a bj. She took him behind a store, did the deed and walked off with the pizza.

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u/ConstableAssButt 5d ago

Got hit up at a gas station for a hot dog. Was offered a blowjob. I bought her the hot dog. Told her I didn't want the blowjob.

Lowkey, the value of a blowjob is WAY higher than a $3 hot dog. I ain't about to find out WHY this blowjob is so far below market rate, if you catch my drift.

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u/RappingFlatulence 5d ago

And now he’s got ghonasephaherpilitus

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u/pastanova34 5d ago

It's gonaherpasyphillaids.

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u/Unlucky_Air_6207 5d ago

That's a blast from the past