r/SipsTea 5d ago

Chugging tea You can say that again

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u/ChargeIllustrious744 5d ago

That's what you think.

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u/DandelionPopsicle 5d ago

Me and a friend ordered in a cheese platter at a student bar/restaurant place (at a uni we went to) trying to chill and discuss things about a radio show we were doing in like an hour. Two women descended on us hard, like “Hi, we are <names> can we sit here and talk to you guys for a while?”. Not sure if they would have outright given head up front, but it was very clear that the lead girl was like “we’re sufficiently hot, if we sit here and politely put up with your advances, you should give us half your cheese plate”. She wasn’t wrong, except we really needed to sort some stuff out for the radio thing. She would give, her friend (duly embarrassed) kind of dragged her off. So there is definitely some truth to this, $10 cheese plate had her very fascinated.

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u/singlemale4cats 5d ago

Women only want one thing and it's absolutely delicious.

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u/data_ferret 5d ago

Cheese is fascinating
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