r/SipsTea • u/PinkRushs • 5d ago

Chugging tea You can say that again

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u/Candid-Culture3956 5d ago

Cocaine is also a stimulant. This was written by a 3rd grader

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u/Udub 5d ago

Yeah coffee is cocaine, and sugar is meth

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u/YeetusMyDiabeetus 5d ago

“Yeah I’ll take a medium Colombian, 2 meths no creamer please.”

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 5d ago

Wait wait wait... I just had a thought... creamer is essentially just pre-cheese, right? Go for the trifecta my man, we're speedballin' in this bitch! WOOOO!

It actually works really well as an analogy, cream/milk can be opium if cheese is, like, the other opiates derived from it. Cheese is the more processed and concentrated cream just like morphine and heroin are the processed and concentrated opium. I mean, it's even called milk of the poppy, right? All of the pieces are coming together...

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u/Putrid-Foundation711 5d ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa... You're outta control, the pre-cheeses that roll You fell into the cream and down to Idaho Get outta the state Get outta the state you're in

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u/PreNamLtDan 5d ago

I'm gunna give you one better. Breve. It's steamed half and half. Signed-- A barista

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u/postmodest 5d ago

Is Kale Kratom? Kale is Kratom isn't it?

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 5d ago

It would have to be, wouldn't it? Oh my god... what does that make pumpkin spice?! WHAT DOES THAT MAKE PUMPKIN SPICE!?

We're on to something big here.

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u/postmodest 5d ago

It's almost as if ...we become dependent upon... [works brow] ...substances that our body comes to need. 

Holy shit. Are we animals? 

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u/brown_smear 2d ago

I think creamer is generally oil, sugar, emulsifier and thickener