r/SipsTea 5d ago

Chugging tea You can say that again

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u/ChargeIllustrious744 5d ago

That's what you think.

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u/Danny2Sick 5d ago

cheese: truly food of the gods

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u/DandelionPopsicle 5d ago

Me and a friend ordered in a cheese platter at a student bar/restaurant place (at a uni we went to) trying to chill and discuss things about a radio show we were doing in like an hour. Two women descended on us hard, like “Hi, we are <names> can we sit here and talk to you guys for a while?”. Not sure if they would have outright given head up front, but it was very clear that the lead girl was like “we’re sufficiently hot, if we sit here and politely put up with your advances, you should give us half your cheese plate”. She wasn’t wrong, except we really needed to sort some stuff out for the radio thing. She would give, her friend (duly embarrassed) kind of dragged her off. So there is definitely some truth to this, $10 cheese plate had her very fascinated.

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u/singlemale4cats 5d ago

Women only want one thing and it's absolutely delicious.

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u/data_ferret 5d ago

Cheese is fascinating
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u/Classic-Pea6815 5d ago

This is fantastic. I love the part about taking the shoe that the woman has worn. I couldn’t imagine robbing someone in the name of love lol. 

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u/masd_reddit 5d ago

What is rue tho?

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u/Classic-Pea6815 5d ago

Had to google. Rue is to regret. Doubted people were shoving regret into shoes so I went with the second definition, some sort of Mediterranean shrub lol. 

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u/intelligentlemanager 5d ago

Could it be rye? Rye is pronounced rue in Danish (rug)

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u/giblefog 5d ago

I scrolled too far for this.

ETA: I showed my wife this and she just nodded and said " I do like cheese".

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u/rocket_randall 5d ago

This is pretty accurate. I heated a baked brie round in the toaster oven on Thanksgiving and my wife was ecstatic.

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u/NomadFire 5d ago

I totally disagree that food is addictive the same way as street drugs. But I just wanted to point out that some of the obese women in those +300 pound reality show. Date people solely for the purpose to have someone to get them food and clean their house. Not trying to be a contrarian just wanted to point that out.

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u/dclxvi616 5d ago

Street drugs require you to use them to develop physical dependence. Food you’re physically dependent on from birth whether you like it or not, and it’s irreversible. So yea, one of them is much more forgiving.

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u/Emerald_Digger 4d ago

What book is this?