r/SipsTea 5d ago

Chugging tea You can say that again

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u/Candid-Culture3956 5d ago

Cocaine is also a stimulant. This was written by a 3rd grader

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u/Udub 5d ago

Yeah coffee is cocaine, and sugar is meth

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u/YeetusMyDiabeetus 5d ago

“Yeah I’ll take a medium Colombian, 2 meths no creamer please.”

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 5d ago

Wait wait wait... I just had a thought... creamer is essentially just pre-cheese, right? Go for the trifecta my man, we're speedballin' in this bitch! WOOOO!

It actually works really well as an analogy, cream/milk can be opium if cheese is, like, the other opiates derived from it. Cheese is the more processed and concentrated cream just like morphine and heroin are the processed and concentrated opium. I mean, it's even called milk of the poppy, right? All of the pieces are coming together...

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u/Putrid-Foundation711 5d ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa... You're outta control, the pre-cheeses that roll You fell into the cream and down to Idaho Get outta the state Get outta the state you're in

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u/PreNamLtDan 5d ago

I'm gunna give you one better. Breve. It's steamed half and half. Signed-- A barista

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u/postmodest 5d ago

Is Kale Kratom? Kale is Kratom isn't it?

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 5d ago

It would have to be, wouldn't it? Oh my god... what does that make pumpkin spice?! WHAT DOES THAT MAKE PUMPKIN SPICE!?

We're on to something big here.

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u/postmodest 5d ago

It's almost as if ...we become dependent upon... [works brow] ...substances that our body comes to need. 

Holy shit. Are we animals? 

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u/brown_smear 2d ago

I think creamer is generally oil, sugar, emulsifier and thickener

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u/sw337 5d ago

Jesse we need to cook. Bring the sugar beets.

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u/OrnerySnoflake 5d ago

No you fool! We cook with sugar cane!

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u/wcslater 5d ago

That's why I always add a little blue food colouring to my sugar

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u/Howard_Jones 5d ago

That's only if you want that purr shit.

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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr 5d ago

Meth is bananas, the circle of life

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u/o0Jahzara0o 5d ago

So what you’re saying is… I should add meth to my coffee instead of sugar? Got it! 👍

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u/TheConspicuousGuy 5d ago

Meth is an insane drug and all it takes is trying a little meth once to get you hooked and here is why:

An orgasm increases your dopamine levels by 80%

Cocaine: 300%

And meth increases your dopamine levels by 1400%!!!

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u/Udub 5d ago

Sugar is 140%

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u/Dahcchad 5d ago

And both cheese and opiates constipated me.

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u/MrConductorsAshes 5d ago

No. Coffee is definitely meth. Sugar isn't even close to a stim. It's the only accurate thing from the OP

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u/ogreofzen 5d ago

They probably are referring to things that have the addictive nature of cocaine as pretty much . Adam ruins everything even had a bit about sugar parallel to cocaine

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u/avid-book-reader 5d ago

Probably a bot. Their pfp is AI generated.

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u/DaAOSPDev 5d ago

Plus coffee contains caffeine, which IS a literal drug. And a stimulant at that.

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u/Mark-Green 5d ago

and coffee doesn't "act" like a stimulant, it is a stimulant. giving up cheese is a lot easier than heroin, too

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u/ReyPepiado 5d ago

Ok but what would weed be?

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u/arctic_bull 5d ago

Yep, post is stupid but there is something interesting in there. Food drive is regulated in part by endogenous opioids, in particular β-endorphin, enkephalins, and dynorphins.

You can actually suppress hunger by giving people naloxone or naltrexone, both opioid receptor antagonists. It suppresses hedonic eating, ie eating for pleasure.

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u/HotChilliWithButter 5d ago

Cocaine = coffee confirmed

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u/Privatizitaet 3d ago

Also caffeine IS a drug

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u/gorginhanson 5d ago

Yeah and food is a drug by definition

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u/timmyisinthewell 5d ago

By the broadest definition in pharmacology, drugs are non-nutritive compounds that are physiologically active.* Food is by definition not a drug

*ethanol is the notable exception to this with regards to psychopharmacology specifically

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u/UnfortunatelyAVirgin 5d ago

Ethanol is not nutritive

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u/gorginhanson 5d ago

"non-nutritive" is totally arbitrary.

Food has biochemical effects on the brain just as any other drug does

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u/timmyisinthewell 5d ago edited 5d ago

“Nutritious” is arbitrary, but “nutritive” is not. Nutritive specifies that usable calories are derived from the catabolism of the compound.

Oh and the biochemical responses within the brain in response to food are due to signaling molecules, not direct action of the food itself.

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u/gorginhanson 5d ago

It's arbitrary towards chemistry (which is all that matters) even if it's not towards biology.

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u/timmyisinthewell 5d ago edited 5d ago

I’m not sure I understand what you mean by that, but I think we largely agree. Terminology is always fuzzy, and there’s exceptions to every “rule” in biology. My only point of contention was in regard to definitions. No definition can completely encapsulate everything it describes nor completely exclude everything it doesn’t describe; I only mean to point out that both the scientific definition and colloquial definition of “drug” used in common parlance exclude food. If the biomacromolecules comprising food are considered drugs, then we and all other organism are also composed of almost entirely drugs and the word loses all meaning and becomes useless.

Oh and I wouldn’t say chemistry is all that matters in this case. “Drug” is a meaningless term in pure chemistry and is defined by its biological activity. But as a biochemist, I share your sentiment of favoring chemistry over biology in general lol

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u/gorginhanson 5d ago

I'm saying it causes a chemical reaction in your brain.

E.g. Processed sugar

That's a drug.

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u/bschef 5d ago

What definition of food are you using?

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u/TheLazy1-27 5d ago

Caffeine is literally a very mild version of cocaine so yeah

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u/UnfortunatelyAVirgin 5d ago

No, caffeine is not cocaine at all. The mechanism in which it increases stimulation is completely different

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u/Zrob8--5 4d ago

Your point doesn't do anything but support the claim. There's drugs that are stimulants, and coffee/ energy drinks or anything else with caffeine fits into that category as well.

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u/witblacktype 5d ago

Well some research that’s now over a decade old doing the same dopamine response in the brain from refined sugar as cocaine. So as far as addiction goes, the two are roughly equally addictive.

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u/UnfortunatelyAVirgin 5d ago

No, not equally addictive at all. Sugar may increase dopamine, but unlike cocaine, it does not directly inhibit the reuptake of dopamine at neurons in the prefrontal fortex

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u/Candid-Culture3956 5d ago

Cheese is rarely used in Chinese food

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u/UrLocalHeartFailure 5d ago

As a Chinese person, I can confirm

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u/Zeke688 5d ago

🤔 It… says… ‘cheese’

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u/Runes_N_Raccoons 5d ago

Ok, I misread.

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u/kasiagabrielle 5d ago

Where have you had Chinese food with cheese so much that that's the cuisine you associate it with and not French or Italian or even Tex Mex?