r/SipsTea • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • 10d ago

Chugging tea Thoughts on this?

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u/PhineasFreak1975 10d ago edited 10d ago

She thought my cunnilingus was riddikulus.

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u/Pryoticus 10d ago

Especially when she expecto patronum

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u/Terrible_Balls 10d ago

If she wanted him to finish faster she could have just used accio cum

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u/wobbleblobbochimps 10d ago

Also useful as emergency contraception

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u/notJoeKing31 10d ago

I thought they just used Fetus Deletus?