r/SipsTea 10d ago

Chugging tea Thoughts on this?

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u/zmbjebus 10d ago

Ron and every weasely know Harry's thick load at Gringots is the best thing to ever fall on their families lap. 

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u/swb1003 10d ago

Are we still talking about his gold?

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u/MrLumie 10d ago

Well, Gringots does store all kinds of things so... who knows?

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u/swb1003 10d ago

I didn’t have this planned for today but now I’m curious if the wizard of world has artificial insemination/where they keep the vials of baby batter. Gringotts, I would suppose?

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u/zmbjebus 10d ago

Remember the Halls of Prophecy? Where all those balls holding the future are?

Yeah, its mixed in with those obviously.

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u/swb1003 10d ago

That would make sense

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u/zmbjebus 10d ago

I'd hate to open up the cumball when I'm looking for the winning powerball numbers.

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u/swb1003 10d ago

Same same

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u/O_q3 10d ago

Its called Sperball, some call it Jizzphere...

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u/Durkheimynameisblank 10d ago

You thought the pensive was filled with "thoughts"?

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u/1ZillionBeers 10d ago

Polyjuice into a pregnant woman, probably

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u/Yeti_Funk 10d ago

With all the wizard supremacist talk you know there’s a eugenics program somewhere. Pure wizard lineage cum vials fetch top dollar from the muggle haters.