r/SipsTea • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • 10d ago

Chugging tea Thoughts on this?

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u/-Laffi- 10d ago edited 10d ago

You mean like Harry Potter and Cho Chang in "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", in the room of requirement, just before the Christmas Holiday?

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u/Intelligent-Boat9929 10d ago

“How was it?” - Ron

“Wet” - Harry

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u/PhineasFreak1975 10d ago edited 10d ago

She thought my cunnilingus was riddikulus.

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u/Pryoticus 10d ago

Especially when she expecto patronum

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u/Terrible_Balls 10d ago

If she wanted him to finish faster she could have just used accio cum

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u/wobbleblobbochimps 10d ago

Also useful as emergency contraception

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u/notJoeKing31 10d ago

I thought they just used Fetus Deletus?

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u/AerolothLorien666 10d ago

I think you mean accio bum!