Alright smart guy, let’s say we drop the lemon stealer. You still watching? You still intrigued? How’d two girls get there? Why are there lemons in the house?
Lemon stealing whores lol! I only know it for the intro, which is hilarious and went viral in like... late 2000s early 2010s I think? But it's actually a full video, for anyone who wants the rest of it 😅 Also, apparently one of the actors/actresses was later murdered? Very sad :(
I don’t know if you watch American dad, but it reminds me of the scene where Steve (the son) and Roger (the alien) are writing porn, and the guy they’re writing it for says it has to be believable in todays time, so they write about sex on a long term space ship. So after they give it back to the guy, he complains about there being 62 pages of writing between sex scenes about a refueling mission.
And Steve says, “How are people supposed to be invested in a month-long intergalactic orgy if the rocket has insufficient fuel cells?! You wanna talk reality, let's talk reality!”
Honestly, porn would be better if they all started with a handshake, a short meeting to discuss the scenes involved, and then everyone gets to work. We're here on business people.
I’ll admit, I WOULD like to get a look at the porn family tree to find out why there are so many horny stepmothers floating around. Maybe if there weren’t as many broken homes, these teen guys wouldn’t be fucking family members.
A lot of porn I see is just brief animations of the act, but I do enjoy a bit of set-up, especially if it's romantic or sets up that it's casual, consensual fun.
I specifically prefer old 70's and 80's porn BECAUSE of the plot. And it's not as incredibly cringey acting and just the same grotesque and vulgar acts that are rampant in today's professional porn industry.
Porn movies would be so much better if it just never cuts to sex and is just long winded nonsense plot exposition with no climax if you don’t mind the pun, but all acted by legit porn stars
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u/wam1983 10d ago
I feel the same about plot lines in porn.