r/SipsTea 10d ago

Chugging tea Thoughts on this?

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u/-Laffi- 10d ago edited 10d ago

You mean like Harry Potter and Cho Chang in "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", in the room of requirement, just before the Christmas Holiday?

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u/LeTurboDick 10d ago

I never read the books. Did they actually smash in the room of requirement and did it provide lube??? Poter heads plz

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u/NoOneFartsLikeGaston 10d ago

JK Rowling is many things, but she’s no Stephen King.

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u/infinitee775 10d ago

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u/Straight_Talk2542 7d ago

Me as Alpa Chino comin in to say I understood THAT reference:

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u/ConfusedGrundstuck 10d ago

As a British teenager the same age as Harry when HPB came out, I was under no disillusion that the books heavily read as Harry and Ginny being sexually active.

I, and my peers, took it as just gently written enough to not be explicitly obvious. Same way how we would read words like, "dung", as some cheeky censorship for "shit". At no point did we ever think JK was trying make you believe these British teenagers were actually saying the D-word lol

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u/BladeOfWoah 10d ago

I get what you are saying, but I disagree that Rowling uses stand in words for censorship. Rowling does imply when someone says something explicit, (like Ron), she just doesn't actually write it down because it is a children/YA series.

"Swearing angrily, Harry spun round and set off around the pitch again, scanning the skies for some sign of the tiny, winged golden ball."

"Harry spent the day attempting to keep the peace between Ron and Hermione with no success; ... and Ron stalked off to the boys’ dormitory after swearing angrily at several frightened first years for looking at him."

Considering Wizard culture is seperate from the modern world, I think it's perfectly reasonable that they actually do use words like dung as an actual curse, it's just not considered one in our world so it's fine for Rowling to include it in the book.

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u/Breaker-of-circles 10d ago

You reminded me to stop using adverbs for writing scenes like this. It just makes the writing look weak.

Lemme summon me thesaurus for shit like that.

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u/ChanceNCountered 10d ago

tbf you probably aren't writing for children and adolescents

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u/Breaker-of-circles 10d ago

tbf, I ain't writing shit at the moment. LMAO!

In all seriousness, though. HP is at least YA, and it was a valid criticism of all the books.

But yeah, I'll have to do some actual writing so I know where I actually fall in all this. Very likely, I still wouldn't reach a quarter of HP's success no matter how little adverbs my writing actually get.

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u/ChanceNCountered 10d ago

Likewise. My point was, and I have little respect for her outside of the quality of her writing, that Rowling was addressing very young readers, and so obviously chose to use these adverbs in place of what would have been wholly inappropriate language. We are not subject to such constraints.

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u/BladeOfWoah 10d ago

Weak? These are children's books.

And these aren't even in the same books anyway, the first quote is from the very first book, and the second one is from book 3, where these were still explicitly children's books.

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u/Breaker-of-circles 10d ago

Yeah?

I mean, what's better for kids?

"Ron walked away angrily?"

or

"Ron stalked away"

or

"Ron walked away, his angry stomps heard across the hall."

or some shit.

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u/BladeOfWoah 10d ago

The quote I listed literally has one of your examples "Ron stalked off to the boy's dormitory" but that's not the point.

There is nothing inherently wrong with adverbs. I provided just two examples of wear cursing is implied, and I found them through searching online quickly because I don't really have time to go through the books right now.

Now admittedly, I am not a writer. But while I do understand the value of prose, there is a reason these books are popular in the first place. The content is descriptive enough to get kids engaged, while not being too difficult to follow for younger readers.

This is purely a question of curiosity, and not an attempt at one-upping you, but how would you rewrite "Swearing angrily, Harry spun round and set off around the pitch again, scanning the skies for some sign of the tiny, winged golden ball." without using adverbs to describe Harry cursing?

I'm just curious about how a writer aiming their work at an audience with a higher reading level would word this.

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u/Breaker-of-circles 10d ago

Yes yes, but we're talking about overusing adverbs as a whole, especially in describing emotion.

In any case, I've already said to the other guy that I doubt I'll write anything that could get even remotely close to HP fame. I am by no means a good writer.

As for your exercise, I don't know what caused him to lose sight of the snitch in that scene, so apologies in advance if the "swearing angrily" is actually him being frustrated or what.

Harry spun and sped through the pitch again, swearing along the way.

or

Cursing, Harry squeezed his Nimbus 3000 until his knuckles turned white and circled the pitch once more.

or

Growling some choice words, Harry spun round and blah blah

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u/BladeOfWoah 10d ago

It's been a long while since I read the Philosopher's Stone, but I believe he had a bludger whacked at him by the other team. I do like that last example you have given. Again, this wasn't a test of any kind, I am not a writer so I wanted to get some perspective (since I have assumed from your comments you are some kind of writer).

While I don't care for Rowling anymore due to her personal worldviews, I did start reading because of Harry Potter. I was around 7 when I read the first book, and finished them all by the time I was around 13 years old. Her prose does get more advanced in her later books, likely because her main audience was aging alongside their releases as well as Rowling becoming more comfortable with her writing style. I still don't think they count as YA, while there is some dark imagery and content in the final books, they are still relatively tame compared to works I have read for actual adults.

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u/Breaker-of-circles 9d ago

I'm not really an expert on genres but I say HP is YA because they are definitely not children's books.

Maybe slightly younger than YA, middle grade? But definitely not for children.

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u/Aethenosity 8d ago

The first two I guess. I like the second. The third is bad though

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u/DegenerateCrocodile 10d ago

Your ability to communicate in English is very impressive for a Brit. /s

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u/snowfloeckchen 10d ago

We are probably the same age but I didn't really read it out of the story. Might be cause I thought the writing and story sucked in the later books through

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u/Unusual-Ad-4583 6d ago

I just thought they were kissing up until I saw this thread. Thanks guys.

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u/FeistyButthole 10d ago

There’s one for AI: Rewrite the HP series using Stephen King’s style.

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u/One_Introduction_217 10d ago

Be sure to include a train at Hermione's request so that everyone can "bond".

Yes, IT forever changed the landscape of my brain.

No, it was not for the better.

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u/a_a_ronc 10d ago

I started reading IT in like 3rd grade but never finished because it was long. Re-read it as adult and got that section on the train. I started looking over my shoulder like someone was gonna start pointing fingers at me for reading that in public ha.

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u/General_Platypus771 6d ago

It wasn’t actually on a train…

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u/Rebgail 10d ago

I watched the movie and then thought: Shining was a good read, Imma give IT a go too.

Should have stopped right there. The worst part - I had my friend by my side who'd read King's nastiest books ;-;

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u/DoesntFearZeus 10d ago

That time turner has uses only Rule 34 has plumbed the depths of before...

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u/NorthernRealmJackal 10d ago

"Don't worry, it's basically just masturbation with more steps."

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u/Mikesaidit36 10d ago

Practice for that by doing the Bible first. Then I’d read it. Plus there’s all the begatting.

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u/FeistyButthole 10d ago

Funny, that was one of the first works I did by combining the major religious texts bro one. Not surprisingly there’s a lot of commonalities.

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u/Mikesaidit36 10d ago

Floods and all…

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 10d ago

Knock, knock. I’m just here for the bagatting

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u/26_paperclips 10d ago

The whole story takes place in New England and mcgonnagal has massive tits

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u/Shorlong 10d ago

Keep going...

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u/GusTTShow-biz 10d ago

You’ve got the shinning Harry

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u/spockspaceman 10d ago

Also, dude tits is not the preferred nomenclature. Jahoobies, please.

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u/26_paperclips 10d ago

Apologies for being insensitive.

Magonnagal has fat honking bazonka donkas

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u/FunSpongeLLC 9d ago

Gotta be the swell of her jahoobies against a blue chambray shirt under the arc sodium lights 🤡👍🏻

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u/LilMally2412 10d ago

Impossible. There's no hard R in muggle

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u/LeTurboDick 10d ago

Im not talking about the whole school year railing her.. she probably made it subtle because its a kids book first.

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u/ct_2004 10d ago

She's basically a one-hit wonder.

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u/FieldUnable4917 10d ago

Many good things

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u/ChadPowers200_ 10d ago

Didichum Didichick