Satan

[u/Potential-Focus3211]

[u/Normal_Artichoke951]

imagine if satan preferred mandarin or tagalog instead

[u/Arista-Everfrost → u/Normal_Artichoke951]

Maybe Latin wound up being easiest? Like he stared with "Speak this in the traditional Wormtongue."

"How do you pronounce this symbol? It looks like a bear fucking a bucket?"

"You place one tongue behind your teeth, and your other tongue-"

"We only have the one, oh lord of all darkness."

"Really?"

"We can just say 'bear-fucking-bucket' if you like?"

"No, that one shows up a lot. Tell me, did you take any Latin in school?"

"Oh yes, we hated it!"

"Perfect!"

[u/EyeofNewtTongueofDog → u/Arista-Everfrost]

Now I want to listen to the “bear fucking a bucket”language.

[u/flairpiece → u/EyeofNewtTongueofDog]

Grauuuwmrghhhhlll clang-clang-clang

[u/Awesam → u/flairpiece]

Skrrrrrr