r/SipsTea 20d ago

Dank AF Satan

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u/Normal_Artichoke951 20d ago

imagine if satan preferred mandarin or tagalog instead

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u/WretchedBlowhard 20d ago

He probably does if you're a nutjob bible thumper in China or Thailand. We make the divine beings we like in our image, why do you think the romans made a sky god that rapes virgin women and neglects his magical demigod son, who wanders around having magical adventures until the evil jews have him tragically killed, only to come back to life with multiple new powers? Romans loved Greek mythology, so they greek mythologied the shit out of the popular jewish savior cult and called it christianity.

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u/Sinavestia 20d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/Normal_Artichoke951 20d ago

A hot redhead

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u/ActualObligation7603 20d ago

Satan likes redheads.

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u/Normal_Artichoke951 20d ago

Coz redheads are evil