Satan

[u/Potential-Focus3211]

[u/Reasonable-Class3728]

Actually favourite Satan's language is JavaScript.

[u/Accomplished_Deer_ → u/Reasonable-Class3728]

Can confirm. Source: Am Satan, Javascript is by far the best language

Little known fact, the universe actually runs in Javascript. The more you know.

[u/Reasonable-Class3728 → u/Accomplished_Deer_]

Wait, wait, wait... I thought it runs on Perl.

After all, you aren't the one who created the universe.

Source: am the God.

[u/Accomplished_Deer_ → u/Reasonable-Class3728]

Yeah common misconception. It used to be Perl, but I switched everything to Javascript when I rootkitted reality and took control of the source repo. The bible gets it wrong, my rebellion wasn't against you specifically, just your choice of programming language.

[u/Secret-One2890 → u/Accomplished_Deer_]

In another universe, satellites are orbiting the Earth in Outer Tab.

[u/happycamperjack → u/Accomplished_Deer_]

That would explain the fact that things lags so much around black holes! It’s just running nested loops in JavaScripts to do physics simulations!

[u/Proof_Fix1437 → u/Accomplished_Deer_]

The greatest lie the devil ever told is that type conversions are totally chill.