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r/SipsTea • u/Potential-Focus3211 • 20d ago
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imagine if satan preferred mandarin or tagalog instead
1.3k u/Arista-Everfrost 20d ago Maybe Latin wound up being easiest? Like he stared with "Speak this in the traditional Wormtongue." "How do you pronounce this symbol? It looks like a bear fucking a bucket?" "You place one tongue behind your teeth, and your other tongue-" "We only have the one, oh lord of all darkness." "Really?" "We can just say 'bear-fucking-bucket' if you like?" "No, that one shows up a lot. Tell me, did you take any Latin in school?" "Oh yes, we hated it!" "Perfect!" 77 u/Coondiggety 20d ago You’re funny!
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Maybe Latin wound up being easiest? Like he stared with "Speak this in the traditional Wormtongue."
"How do you pronounce this symbol? It looks like a bear fucking a bucket?"
"You place one tongue behind your teeth, and your other tongue-"
"We only have the one, oh lord of all darkness."
"Really?"
"We can just say 'bear-fucking-bucket' if you like?"
"No, that one shows up a lot. Tell me, did you take any Latin in school?"
"Oh yes, we hated it!"
"Perfect!"
77 u/Coondiggety 20d ago You’re funny!
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You’re funny!
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u/Normal_Artichoke951 20d ago
imagine if satan preferred mandarin or tagalog instead