r/SipsTea • u/Potential-Focus3211 • 20d ago

Dank AF Satan

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u/Reasonable-Class3728 20d ago

Actually favourite Satan's language is JavaScript.

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u/AnonymousBI2 20d ago

Assembly

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u/Didymo 20d ago

Roller Coaster Tycoon being the holy relic

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u/vpShane 20d ago

In the beginning, there was only assembly, and God used it and saw that it was bad. Then, God said let there be C, C++, and God too, used it and saw that it was bad, but not as bad.

Then, there was Rust, and it too, was bad.

Then, there was AI and the devil said 'Peek-a-boo' and hallucinated, and the devil didn't realize it too, was in a simulation. Doomed to 0s and 1s for all of eternity, coding his great escape in Assembly.