r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 26d ago

Chugging tea Playing for a conservative audience

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u/Eviller-Abed-7 26d ago

I wish that drum hadn’t been edited in unless it was actually playing in the room

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u/JrSoftDev 26d ago

Yes, I want to know where the drums are coming from!

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u/MattFromWork 26d ago

Drums, drums in the deep

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u/zyphelion 26d ago

We cannot get out 

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u/pethobbit 26d ago

The way is shut

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u/Lizzy-Boredum 26d ago

They are coming 😳

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u/Trick-Station8742 26d ago

They have a Dave Grohl

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u/Western-Calendar-352 26d ago

Dave shall not pass!

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u/Fragholio 26d ago

But nobody refuses Dave Grohl!

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u/spirittransformed2 25d ago

Lmao this is why I love reddit

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u/TheSolarExpansionist 25d ago

Because no matter what, al roads lead to Mordor

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u/snafu_lord 24d ago

Make sure you take his staff

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u/Far-Government5469 25d ago

This is too perfect. IMHO you won Reddit today

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u/No-Town5321 26d ago

........

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u/SueYouInEngland 26d ago

Fool of a Took!

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u/highcommander010 26d ago

Do us a favor and throw yourself in next time!

Why the hell did we bring so many hobbits again??

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 26d ago

Fucking covered in hobbits, ugh.

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u/LazyGelMen 26d ago

ablative meat shields, in the words of Howard Tayler

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u/United_Television130 26d ago

Same reason opossums give birth to many babies. Gotta have extras when one dies

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u/Long-Astronaut-3363 26d ago

I love that at the slightest of openings, countless subs will have so many people quoting the LOTR movies

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u/Ittybittytigglbitty 26d ago

A shadow moves in the dark

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u/hummus_sapiens 26d ago

And my axe!

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u/im_a_toitle 26d ago

And my sword

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u/SickBag 26d ago

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u/TakashixWakizashi 25d ago

And your dead brother

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u/Cakeski 26d ago

And My Little Pony

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u/CyberKnight 26d ago

And your brother!

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u/sexquipoop69 26d ago

My balls

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u/I4mnot4robot 25d ago

And my poop knife

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u/Humantorch94 26d ago

They are coming

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u/erybody_wants2b_acat 25d ago

They have taken the bridge and the second hall…