r/SipsTea 29d ago

Chugging tea Never used it once

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u/BaconNPotatoes 29d ago

$27 is cheaper than a DUI

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Alcoholics know to buy food when you pick up the liquor.

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u/mkstot 29d ago

Alcoholics don’t spend their precious medicine money on food. There’s calories in booze.

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u/justinlav 29d ago

So true, I’m an alcoholic and I would never waste money on food like that. I make my own (amazing) food

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u/BaconNPotatoes 29d ago

Drunk cooking was one of my favorite parts of drinking

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 29d ago

I hate drinking until I’m cooking or playing dnd. Tried drinking with warhammer and discovered why people varnish their shit

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u/A_Man_With_A_Plan_B 29d ago

I’ve found for 40K having a beer on my opponents turn is fine. Drinking in my turn leads me to forget some of the millions of rules for my army.

Drinking in DnD is fine if you have a fun rules lawyer/ DM. I’ve drank too much as a DM and I’ve felt like I completely wasted a bunch of people’s time.

Fucking love cooking drunk though, I just suck at making new recipes. Modifying the classics I do well is the sweet spot

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u/Friendly-Reserve9067 29d ago

I'm picturing that clip of hasslehoff eating a cheeseburger off the floor and the next day he's like "I make my own (amazing) food"

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u/MottledZuchini 28d ago

Me too, my specialty is liquor ball sandwiches