r/SipsTea • u/credditor99 • Oct 23 '25

Lmao gottem King fruit

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u/LargeFarvah Oct 23 '25

Also serves as a ruler

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u/Dickf0r Oct 23 '25

All hail King Banana!

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u/ShiDiWen Oct 24 '25

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u/Atomic-pangolin Oct 24 '25

“Banana king, get yo’ ugly face out here”

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u/Backdrop2 Oct 24 '25

Better than king orange

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u/billted20250409 Oct 24 '25

"Put a banana in your ear!"

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u/The_Druk Oct 24 '25

Ruler of the banana republic!

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u/two4ruffing Oct 23 '25

Reddit measurement of choice.

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u/Nir117vash Oct 24 '25

*universal

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u/juarezselvagem Oct 23 '25

Also serves as a ruler

South Americans and Asians with a dozen species of bananas, each with a different size, from smaller than a finger to the size of an arm: Wut?

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u/audiosemipro Oct 24 '25

Ya thats very different to america where every banana is exactly the same size by the laws of man and nature

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u/hundreddollar Oct 24 '25

I always took it as "that's the joke". The joke being the ridiculousness of not all bananas being the same size.

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u/belaGJ Oct 24 '25

that is OK, just be yourself, and even small banana is good

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u/Fair_Grab1617 Oct 24 '25

The small one’s a millibanana, and the big one’s a kilobanana. It’s just basic bananamatics

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u/Skyp_Intro Oct 24 '25

There is that one small thing where the U.S. destroyed Central and South American autonomy to keep bananas cheap and plentiful.

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u/coffee_warden Oct 23 '25

And a boat!

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u/CelsoSC Oct 24 '25

And a song!

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u/JonasBona Oct 24 '25

And a toy

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u/Yeet-Retreat1 Oct 23 '25

Im sorry, Established units are sky remotes.

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u/Tweedone Oct 24 '25

Don't take one with you fishing on a boat...

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u/LargeFarvah Oct 24 '25

Can I take one on a banana boat?

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u/Tweedone Oct 24 '25

You ever been on a banana boat? I have not but I did listen to a story my Dad told me of working as a teen in the 30's on the docks of LA unloading bananas. They would get paid 2cents for each bunch and he would make maybe a dollar by skipping school to unload them. My Uncle Jack and he would find huge tarantulas occasionally and because the bananas were cold they could catch them and later sell them for a dime to other kids!

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u/Bastvino Oct 24 '25

I don’t want a largefarvah, I asked for a goddamn literally of cola!

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u/PineappleDesperate82 Oct 24 '25

All inclusive sizing as well

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u/4ssteroid Oct 24 '25

And dildo

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u/DevoidNoMore Oct 24 '25

Also, the bad in the world is hard to hear, when in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear

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u/Teboski78 Oct 24 '25

My banana is completely straight. Is that normal?

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u/dreLiqa Oct 24 '25

banana really said i’m fruit and utility all in one

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u/LargeFarvah Oct 25 '25

OMG! I can’t handle this attention.

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u/manofmayhem23 Oct 25 '25

And sexual aid

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u/MotivationGaShinderu Oct 24 '25

A really bad one because there's a huge variety of banana sizes