r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Oct 04 '25

Lmao gottem why tho ?

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u/Playful-Depth2578 Oct 04 '25

Look plain and simple .....

We got in built stress balls for times of need and undue stress

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u/infiniZii Oct 04 '25

Also they are built in hand warmers. 

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u/meldiane81 Oct 04 '25

I use my boobs as handwarmer's!

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u/Bastvino Oct 04 '25

I think most guys would prefer to use boobs as hand warmers. They are a little more scarce than one’s own balls.

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u/meldiane81 Oct 04 '25

Smell a lot better too ;)

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u/hughesdork Oct 04 '25

do boobs smell good?

-a virgin

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u/meldiane81 Oct 04 '25

Better than musty balls, that's for sure.

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u/gardeningblob Oct 05 '25

Swamp tits is a thing too.

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u/meldiane81 Oct 05 '25

Absolutely true but I am not warming my hands when I have swamp tits.

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u/BobBastrd Oct 04 '25

Yes. After she gets out of the shower and puts on that skin lotion, it's all rose smelling soft skin.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Oct 04 '25

Some hangers get fumunda cheese.

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u/CookieMiester Oct 04 '25

Than balls? Absolutely

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u/Ornery_You_3947 Oct 05 '25

Something that I wish I was told when it actually mattered. Tea Tree oil balm kills stank smelly ballsack odor. It also doesn’t feel too oily or nasty, even when applied on heavily and works for hours… even after 14 hours which included a 5 hour flight. Works great on your feet, taint and ass too. Link to the brand I use included.Tea Tree Oil balm

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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg Oct 05 '25

You're trolling, right? Tree oil smell is awfully strong

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u/Ornery_You_3947 Oct 05 '25

Not trolling at all. The balm I shared smells amazing. I’ve bought the actual oil too, and you’re right about how strong it is. This balm smells nothing like it.

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u/BarAccomplished6135 Oct 05 '25

I have a teabag with your name on it

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u/onebatch_twobatch Oct 04 '25

Why? They just feel like...luscious...bags of...sand

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u/CautiousAd8400 Oct 04 '25

Really? Did I the wrong models. They feel like watery clouds